Apples and Bananas. Not mine. Got it from xeroxclad. Wanted to share with a broader spectrum... I have a mac. For school reasons only. its mandetory in most classes I can tell you this: you'll have more fun being raped by a herd of horny gorillas.
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Apples and Bananas

Not mine. Got it from xeroxclad. Wanted to share with a broader spectrum.

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User avatar #1 - naitsabesh ONLINE (07/22/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I have a mac. For school reasons only. its mandetory in most classes
I can tell you this: you'll have more fun being raped by a herd of horny gorillas.
User avatar #56 - iHAXnoobs (07/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"it doesn't get PC viruses" is 100% true, when you make a virus you make it for a specific operating system, so mac doesn't get PC viruses, it gets mac viruses.
User avatar #33 - honestchap ONLINE (07/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I can't get over the fact that this was put together by a casino.
#11 - deathrinder (07/23/2013) [-]
This reminds me of a post I saw a long time ago and have since lost track of

OP was talking about the ridiculous pricing for bits and **** on macbooks in the parts customization options, at first I was going to skip because it seemed like the usual Apple bashing everyone has already heard a thousand times but then one thing caught my eye

The price to upgrade it with a 2GB RAM, this was probably back in 2011 mind you, was $300.

Why did this catch my interest you ask? This ****** old toshiba satellite model I'm using right now was the version with one of the cheapest setups at the time and it came with a 2GB RAM. The entire thing was about $250.

TL;DR Apparently back in the day Apple thought their 2gig RAM was worth more than my whole computer which has the same RAM power.
User avatar #25 - sommerli (07/23/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Who cares?
#29 to #25 - msfattytroll (07/23/2013) [-]
you should

apple is actively retarding progress

#58 - forgottenmyshorts (07/23/2013) [-]
Ahh Apple.
The Adolf Hitler of computing companies

Creating the Macbook Airian race since 2006
#24 - tonst (07/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Apple products have one great advantage, though - the software that is made for them is optimized to run on Apple hardware. That means it runs smoothly, with no random errors and uses computing power efficiently and intelligently. That does not change the fact that they are complete douches. Don't get me wrong, I do not support their marketing and production policies.

tl;dr
pros of Apple products; not applefag




#175 - nyanturtwig ONLINE (07/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #10 - ratchetmiles (07/23/2013) [+] (10 replies)
-I have had a more fluent experience with my iPod 3rd generation than I have with most Androids, the OS never failed me.
-Macs are expensive, yes, but they're also very useful in certain fields of work. You're typically paying for the expensive materials.
-All OSs have their features and uses. Windows is good for a bot of everything, OSX is good for video/audio, and Linux is good for coding/3D modeling.

I use Windows and have an Android phone, but I'd rather use Linux over Windows since it seems to always be more efficient, only thing stopping me is the fact that you can't really do much gaming on Linux, and Wine doesn't entirely cut it for me. I'd rather use an iPhone over an Andoid for all the good apps and the fact that iOS was designed to run apps and do basic functions, I don't want a bunch of widgets on my homescreen. (Yes, I know Android uses the Linux kernel)
User avatar #12 - ImmortalBaconEater (07/23/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Having had both several mac and pc laptops, my personal experience is macs are simply built better and have a much more stable OS. Every PC I've had has required service multiple times within a year where as the macs I've had have never had technical problems that were not entirely my fault (such as when I punted my macbook across a room as hard as i could. Used to have some serious anger problems. But yeah the one I punted just had a few small cracks in the screen. Worked perfect otherwise) Granted this is only my personal experience from a relatively small sample size but at this point I would not buy another PC laptop. (Desktops are a different story)
User avatar #26 to #16 - cousin (07/23/2013) [-]
Most PC laptops do not last a year? I've had mine 2 years, constant everyday use back and forth to the office. I've only had to replace the heatsink recently, but that is a built-in flaw with the air intake vents on the sides.
#27 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I hate Mac as well, but this post is full of **** and microsoft aint getting much better either. Did u ever take a look at win8? it sucks donkeyballs.
User avatar #38 to #27 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
I've been using Windows 8 for 6 months now, and do you know the main difference between Windows 7 and 8? Just the ******* start menu. Sure there's some weird applications (not obligatory to use, totally optional). There's plenty of programs you can download that'll restore the normal start menu, not to mention the menu works great on tablets anyway.
#83 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I have a laptop that is completely up-gradable.

$1400
i7 4700hq quad core 3.4ghz
Nvidia Geforce GTX 765m
16gb ram
2x 1tb HDD

Why the **** would someone EVER buy a mac book? They're robbing you.
#129 to #83 - dashortestusername (07/23/2013) [-]
people like to pay double when they see one of these two things
User avatar #140 - StumpDawg (07/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
impreparedforrage.jpg

I have owned numerous apple products, and although im not a fanboy, i like them. I've had android phones (HTC thunderbolt, Motorola Droid X2) but those kept ******* up. The power button stopped working on both, and had to do two digitizer replacements on the thunderbolt. I did like the android os, but i decided to switch to the iphone 4 (friend sold it to me for $50) Its over two years old, but it works fine, i did replace the front screen because it was cracked, but it has worked great ever since. I now have the iphone 5, and although things like the gs4 or note 2 seemed cool, i stuck with the simpler ios device

I also have both a windows 7 HP dm4 and a macbook pro r13. The macbook book was ony (I know its still alot) 1300, not the 2200 that this shows starting. I do not run any antiviris on it, and it works fine (7 months) with the retina model, ssd is standard, which was one reason pushing me towards it as my dm4 has had two hdd failures in the pass year. not only that, but the two devices work great in tandem. with my new iphone, i simply plugged it into itunes, and restored from my old iphone, and within 5 minutes i had all my contacts, pictures, music, apps, and even all of my old text messages copied over.
I do prefer windows over mac os, but apple products are simple, and that why i like them for basic day to day use. I youse my dm4 for all of my engineering work, but i use my mac for photoshop and video editing, and it works leaps and bounds better than the windows pc.

TLDR apple os simple with some advantages, windows/android are more complex to use, but are the best at what they do
#121 - motherfuckingkenji (07/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #176 - bearwall (07/23/2013) [+] (10 replies)
If you don't like it don't buy it...

It is literally that simple.
User avatar #184 to #176 - tomowrath (07/23/2013) [-]
Yes, but the problem is that there is so much propaganda that you think that you want it.

#13 - hockeynerd (07/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Had the same Mac for 7 years and have never had a problem with it.
User avatar #30 to #13 - makomirocket ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
except for...you know...it's a mac
#284 - warrollan (07/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The only thing i have that is Apple is my Iphone 4S, and when its time for me to upgrade, i will probably be deviating from Apple for my phone because of this post.

Thank you.
User avatar #171 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (07/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I bought a Macbook Pro. I ain't even mad.
#170 - blaankie (07/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
they say mac fanbois are the worst but i have never seen an anti windows post ever! this **** gets old let people decide what system they use if somebody wants to spend 1 million on a laptop let them, they are not using your money! nobody is forcing you to use macs
#181 to #170 - bakawaka ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
You haven't seen an anti windows post because this post isn't solely about the Mac OS. this is about the company Apple and their policies. they make everything super expensive, don't let you service it, and then kill software support for it. everything on an apple device is proprietary, like the example in the content about the charger. refer to comment #167 for some more ******** . Microsoft just develops the OS and allows others to build hardware for it. i'm not saying they're perfect, but they don't seem to hate their customers.
#163 - alexwise (07/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I like macs, seriously I do.
I like macs, seriously I do.
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