Subway Pls. all i wanted was a footlong what did i do wrong. Matt Corby Ir Subway subway we respond. Imagine 11-inch subway. Sounds like a dick fest in a train station. Subway Pls all i wanted was a footlong what did do wrong Matt Corby Ir subway we respond Imagine 11-inch Sounds like dick fest in train station
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#26 - thewazabro
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Imagine 11-inch subway. Sounds like a dick fest in a train station.
Imagine 11-inch subway. Sounds like a dick fest in a train station.
User avatar #65 to #26 - chthulhu
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5$ footlong isn't any better
User avatar #29 to #26 - hockeycrazysteve
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don't thumb this guy down... he's obviously high.
User avatar #40 to #29 - skiskate
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Why else would he use a gif of phanact
#122 to #29 - thewazabro
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Is it bad if I'm not high?
Is it bad if I'm not high?
User avatar #3 - moffe
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If I remember correctly, a "footong" is actually a brand name rather than the actual length of the sub.
#4 to #3 - anon id: 4726ffdb
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which is funny because i wonder how long their "6 inch" actually is.
#5 to #4 - hamfj
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in the picture, it is about 5.5 in
#17 to #5 - anon id: 7ae3cf75
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whoa, its the same length as my 6 inch.
#22 to #3 - anon id: 6420bb4b
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In the commercials they say "Foot long" not footong
User avatar #31 to #3 - YoDawgWeHeard
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Only after they were threatened with lawsuit for false advertisement. They use to advertise it as a sandwich that was 12 inches long, but now it's just a brand name for their sandwiches, at only 11-11.5 inches long
User avatar #61 to #31 - mattseven
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In french Canada, we have an ad that says repeatedly "12 pouces, 5 dollars" which means "12 inches, 5 dollars"
#46 to #3 - anon id: ce8694e1
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Yeah, I love my foo tongs.
#1 - anon id: 17c96415
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How much is that in reasonable numbers?
#30 to #1 - pimpinpenguin
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**** your reasonable numbers, we measure our sandwiches with freedom
#62 to #30 - realgamergurgus
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You measure in body parts ._.
#105 to #62 - anon id: dbf58b18
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you measure with things that i put money into to park.
#59 to #30 - realgamergurgus
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#86 to #30 - anon id: cf656dec
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just die
#80 to #1 - snaresinger
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I don't care where you live, you use the same numbers. I'm assuming your problem is with the Imperial measuring system, and in response to that, I'd like to say that while I like Metric too, I don't shoehorn it into every conversation with numbers like an annoying prick. And again, you've just insulted numbers, which doesn't make sense. If you're going to satirize something, you have to do it intelligently. Otherwise, you just defeat yourself.
I don't care where you live, you use the same numbers. I'm assuming your problem is with the Imperial measuring system, and in response to that, I'd like to say that while I like Metric too, I don't shoehorn it into every conversation with numbers like an annoying prick. And again, you've just insulted numbers, which doesn't make sense. If you're going to satirize something, you have to do it intelligently. Otherwise, you just defeat yourself.
#7 to #1 - anon id: ab51e68f
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2 white dicks long.
User avatar #14 to #7 - losers
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White guy here. It checks out.
User avatar #79 to #14 - walkerjam
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I can confirm I am white dick.
#130 to #14 - foxxywithpaws
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Funny, I'm getting 1.7 white dicks long.
#21 to #7 - lesmiserables
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3


#134 to #21 - tragono **User deleted account**
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#76 to #7 - snaresinger
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Oh **** me I lol'd
Oh **** me I lol'd
#37 to #7 - jakols
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as a white guy myself i must say...
User avatar #25 to #7 - areialview
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This makes me wonder how long my dick is, I should measure it the next time I fap
#34 to #25 - lesmiserables
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Is it even possible to not have measured your dick? I can't remember a point in my life where I hadn't done it.
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#126 to #1 - furiousmarshmellow
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0.305556 yards.   
   
   
   
Better?
0.305556 yards.



Better?
#6 to #1 - mrmilk
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i wish i was raised with the metric system
it makes so much more sense

but i cant visualize it because i wasnt raised with it
god damn it
User avatar #2 to #1 - karvarausku
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28cm
User avatar #10 to #1 - quazyjash
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About 3 teacups long.

#24 to #1 - tabarzins
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It's called a footlong and you're asking for metric?
User avatar #43 to #24 - askafj
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How long is a foot then?
User avatar #71 to #43 - StumpDawg
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1/3 of a yard
User avatar #75 to #43 - retentions
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about the length of your foot
User avatar #47 to #43 - lakoonuk
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#16 to #1 - iRetaliate
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In this context, measuring in metric is unreasonable as all ****.   
   
Oh pip pip, cheerio my footlong sub is only 28 centimeters! Golly, guvnah, this sho is quite a pickle.
In this context, measuring in metric is unreasonable as all ****.

Oh pip pip, cheerio my footlong sub is only 28 centimeters! Golly, guvnah, this sho is quite a pickle.
#32 to #16 - anon id: 974db537
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Wat? you do realise Britain uses imperial as well?
#36 to #32 - drevv
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The metric system is in official use within the United Kingdom for most applications
#44 - PedoBearFTW
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User avatar #117 to #44 - esmebuffay
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I eat the ends first because they're my least favorite (which is also how I eat hotdogs and a variety of other cylindrical foods) but I would never leave perfectly good food. Dat ain't how my mama raised me.
#128 to #44 - bongconnery
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User avatar #64 to #44 - retrotroglodyte
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i've never in my life seen someone not eat the ends
#70 to #44 - schizoidfreak
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How can you not eat the end of the sub...especially when its TOASTED!!! OM NOM NOM NOMS!!!!
#125 to #70 - haunterbrony
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Here, have a larger version.
#127 to #125 - schizoidfreak
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Thank you sir!!!
User avatar #142 to #127 - dragonax
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You need a larger bro fist picture too
User avatar #73 to #70 - loomiss
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Exactly
User avatar #39 - brenton
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I call conspiracy. He clearly cut an inch off the inner side of the left half to intentionally displease the Subway overlords.
#50 to #39 - dontknowmeatall
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It's divided in exactly the alf point. He would have to be really obsessed to measure a half inch in each side, cut it and fold the paper over it so it looks like just opened. But I'll thumb you up because I like the word 'overlord'.
User avatar #53 to #50 - brenton
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I know, it was a very poor attempt at a joke, sorry. I swear I have good ones every once in a while.
User avatar #96 - zerodate
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Subway does not sell foot long subs it sells "footlongs"™ this is technically a made up term and can be whatever the **** they want it too.
#82 - bobburrito
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User avatar #84 to #82 - freshlikeuhhhhhh
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ya work that dick you slut
#88 to #82 - deathklokiller
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**finblob rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Only at the olympics ** what the apple tastes like.
User avatar #97 to #95 - deathklokiller
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freedom tastes good
#98 to #97 - finblob
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#99 to #98 - deathklokiller
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**deathklokiller rolled a random image posted in comment #5134243 at Furries ** whats better than those

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#100 to #99 - finblob
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**finblob rolled a random image posted in comment #2958071 at Friendly ** the reason I don't care
do I look like I care
User avatar #102 to #100 - deathklokiller
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**deathklokiller rolls 1** how many ***** given?
User avatar #104 to #102 - finblob
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That's 4 ***** too many.
User avatar #101 to #100 - finblob
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that was really fitting actually.
#106 to #101 - deathklokiller
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**deathklokiller rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at Stealth Wars ** like the girl at the begging of this thread?
#107 to #106 - finblob
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#108 to #107 - deathklokiller
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#113 to #108 - finblob
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**finblob rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Asians ** I really wish it was *roll image* instead of picture. This is why.
#132 to #113 - teranin
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**teranin rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at 3 types of people ** that gets me all the time too
#137 to #132 - finblob
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here have this, it made me laugh. You deserve it.
User avatar #109 to #108 - deathklokiller
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****...
#143 to #109 - bobburrito
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**bobburrito rolled a random image posted in comment #3071820 at Friendly ** all this just because i rolled a picture... wot
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#145 to #144 - bobburrito
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User avatar #8 - vortexrain
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Bread cooks, bread loses water, and shrinks. It might have been 12 inches before it was cooked, but shrank in the toaster.
#11 to #8 - anon id: ab51e68f
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...Bread expands as you bake it...
User avatar #28 to #11 - HellzReap
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As someone who actually works at Subway, I can confirm this. Sometime during the retardation process of the bread (That's where you cool the dough before popping it in the oven,) the baker ****** it up and didn't let it completely thaw. That's the reason the bread is slightly shorter. We normally have a thirteen inch proof we use to model the bread.
#15 to #11 - iRetaliate
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God dammit, anon. See, it's not that you said something COMPLETELY stupid, but it's still wrong and you act like you're so damn sure of yourself.
#18 to #15 - anon id: ab51e68f
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TBH I didn't even make it through to where he actually used the word toast.

Cooking bread = baking bread = expansion of dough.
Toasting bread = ******* TOASTING the bread and drying it out.

Interestingly, the amount that Subway toasts their baguettes us insufficient to cause any noticeable loss of volume.
User avatar #27 to #15 - disturbedmaster
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damn it to hell i red that line in his voice
#12 to #11 - atzgee
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anon sometimes it's better to be quiet
#87 - josieabby
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#90 to #87 - Dwarf
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**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Op the miraculously living faggot ** It'd be funny, if the faggot Jacob is texting had not been such a faggot. MFW Jacob is texting a faggot.
#119 to #87 - anon id: 85a70924
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Bene.jpg
#131 to #119 - Shadow Guardian
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Comment Picture
User avatar #81 - fuzzum
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Does anyone else remember this is like growing on 6 months? Or a year old?

Subway already responded, and and apologized publicly for this. They went into stores and made sure the footlong sandwiches were in fact a foot long.

They however, have not apologized for skimping on everything but ultra cheap sauces and charging you a dollar extra for 1 extra slice of meat.


The reason I won't go to subway isn't the lack of length of bread, it's the fact I'm getting like $2 in actual meats and cheeses and being charged $3 for the rest.