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User avatar #25 - meuandme ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
im not religious but didnt satan used to be a angel or a human?
User avatar #158 to #25 - zachariahoslo (07/23/2013) [-]
Lucifer was apparently the most beautiful angel or something idk
User avatar #144 to #25 - Kingsteveooo (07/23/2013) [-]
Satan was an angel named Lucifer. He was God's right hand man.
User avatar #105 to #25 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
Your one comment sparked a ********* . Just a little one.
User avatar #113 to #105 - meuandme ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
I did'nt even try.
User avatar #115 to #113 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
You brilliant ************ . Better troll than me with just one sentence.
User avatar #62 to #25 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
I don't know about the anon that gave you an entire paragraph about Satan in the Islamic tradition. For all I know that's his story in Islam. I can tell you that in Catholic tradition (Which I used to be a part of) he was an angel named "Lucifer" or "Luzbel" which roughly translates to "Light bringer" He used to be a beautiful angel, the most gorgeous of them all. He was basically God's no. 1 son. But then he grew envious and thought that God should treat him as an equal. He made a... rebellion of sorts and was defeated by the Arch-angel St. Michael. Then he was sent to hell to be punished for all eternity. Or at least that's whay I remember.
User avatar #217 to #62 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (07/23/2013) [-]
That story kinda makes me feel bad for Satan. A couple of hundred years in hell and a downgrading would of been enough for him to learn his lesson, no wander he's always mad.
#81 to #62 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
You can not mislead me so you seek to mislead a fellow human brother and or sister. We both know now what you are. Don't we.
#80 to #62 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
All christianic faiths and judaism are man made religions.
User avatar #83 to #80 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Yep. They are. I don't see how that is relevant. I am not promoting any faith here, I am just explaining what they believe. I am not taking sides, just bestowing my knowledge of Christian religion to a person who was asking about what Christians believe. That knowledge remains the same, whether I believe it or not; be it false or true.
#98 to #83 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
It is relevant because Islam is the Religion created by God for us. He even says "On this day I have perfected your religion for you." It is not Religion that forgives, it is God. Religion is the guideline.
User avatar #100 to #98 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Fine, whatever man. Then let's just say Christianity is a fairy tale ok? Islam is the one and only truth, whatever. That does not invalidate anything I've said.
#104 to #100 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
And God made an oath to never let man corrupt the Qur'an. It is all part of His plan. All a test.
#102 to #100 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
Actually, as Muslims we must believe in the Bible and Torah but we do not follow it for they have been corrupted by the hands of man. It's all in the second chapter of the Qur'an. We just do not follow them because of that corruption. Every Prophet is a muslim. From Adam, to Noah, to Abraham, to Jesus, to Muhammad, peace and blessings of Almighty God be upon them all.
User avatar #149 to #102 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Ok. You Muslims follow the bible and Torah. I will follow Muddy Waters rolling stones because I have to go to a concert and sing Brown Sugar.
#44 to #25 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
Satan is a Jinn. A being created out of smokeless fire. When God commanded all of the Angels to prostrate before Adam (peace be upon him), Satan refused and when God asked him why he said "you have created me out of smokeless fire, and he is but of sound clay" To which God Almighty said "Get ye down from here! Thou art of the haughty and arrogant!" Satan used to be called Azazeal. He used to worship God/submit to God's will a.k.a. Islam for 10 000 years and then that happened and that is when his name was changed to Iblis or in english Satan. And God knows best.
User avatar #66 to #44 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Just to clarify, this is Islamic tradition. Not saying it isn't valid, or wrong, but it is not the version that most westerners know.
#70 to #66 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
Islam is not a tradition. It's been the only Religion since the beginning of the creation of Angels and Jinn. Before humans were created.
User avatar #73 to #70 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Mate, I am not trying to insult you. From an academic point, the conjunction of beliefs held by a religion is referred to as "Tradition" as in "Christian tradition says that baptism is the only way to heaven" or "Shintoist tradition drives oneself to leave one's flaws behind in order to ascend as a being"
#82 to #73 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
It's not about insulting me. You know what it is about. I do not have to explain it to you. You know very well what you are doing. The unbelievers argue therewith in vain as to weaken the truth. But truth shall always prevail over falsehood.
User avatar #90 to #82 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Mate, I am not trying to say ANYTHING about what people believe. In any case I am trying to tell them what the tenets of a religion are so they can decide what they believe in. I don't care what they believe in, but to know the truth you must also know the lie. I don't care what they determine is which.
#94 to #90 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
I know the lie. That is why I speak the truth. And God knows best.
User avatar #96 to #94 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Well I am glad that you have found what the truth you want to follow in your life is. Now let other decide what they believe in based on information from every source available.
#101 to #96 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
So, you tell me this but yet you try to askew Islam by calling it a tradition and then saying no no no this is right.
There is a very different way you and I portray the message.
I speak my "opinion" rather and I can not force Islam or belief on anyone.
"There is no compulsion in Religion."
But when you preach your "opinion" you are passively (whether you are aware of it or not) delegating that opinion.
And now the question comes into affect.
Are you Religious?
User avatar #106 to #101 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
No I am not a religious man. And the term tradition is used still perfectly valid to refer to a religion's BELIEFS, not the religion itself. It doesn't mean tradition as in "Pancake Day" or "Boxing Day" and it is not meant to disrespect any religion. Words can mean various things. I didn't express my opinion at any point in our conversation, I have only spoken what I know. I said what Christians believe in, but I have never stated that I believe or not in it. I also never said anything about Islam that was an opinion, the only thing I said about it is that is less common to find people with knowledge of in in western nations.
User avatar #108 to #106 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
******* PANCAKE DAY.
Strawberries over whipped cream master race reporting in.
User avatar #112 to #108 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Man, that's what I miss most about the UK now that I live in America. Pancake day is the most awesome celebration. I prefer to have strawberries and peaches with maple syrup. Pancake day ******* RULES.
User avatar #123 to #112 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
You are a worse blasphemer than even what the religious anons in this thread would likely call each other should they have met to have a discussion of faith. HOW DARE YOU PROFANE GLORIOUS MAPLE SYRUP WITH VILE PEACH?!
User avatar #129 to #123 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Normal peaches suck. But that canned **** that comes with the peach bathed in it's own syrup? Man, that stuff is gooooooood.
User avatar #134 to #129 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
Oh. In that case, I see your point. They are good.
User avatar #182 to #181 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
Fukken everywhere.
User avatar #37 to #25 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
He was an angel originally. Supposedly he was God's own son.
#52 to #37 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
Far is it above God to take a wife or a son or a partner. And God does not take helpers such as those who lead men astray. An atheist once said to a Muslim. "I only want to enlighten you" To which the Muslim responded. "Who is more guided, those who are close to God (in submitting their will to God believing the angels and the prophets (peace be upon them and the books) or the one who isn't?" Surprise surprise, the atheist says again "I only want to enlighten you". Atheist could not even give a straight answer. Knowledge is not enlightenment, wisdom is. And wisdom is God given. And God is one. He who has no partners, the living, the self-subsisting, eternal. He does not slumber nor can sleep seize Him. He guards all that is in the Heavens and the Earth and He feelith no fatigue in guarding. He is above the 7th Heaven of space and time, above His throne and footstool that is in a manner befitting to His majesty. The One and Only God translated to the Arabic language is one word, Allah.
#264 to #52 - jazzyietheferret (07/23/2013) [-]
Allah this **** is getting old.
#75 to #52 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
All I will do is direct you to read all of this image. Yes, it's from fiction. But the point I think it should be made clear. Why do we need religion? Certainly, it's a thing to hold on to in faith, but I think most people take it too far with the whole 'leading and enlightening others to the truth' thing.

And also, a question: Why do we need enlightenment? That requires being told by others what the reality is. But who's to say that they're not wrong too? Or trying to trick us, for that matter?
And no offence intended, but before you say something along the lines of 'millions believe it', just remember that conviction and belief do not equate to truth.
#85 to #75 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
God is the only reality.
User avatar #87 to #85 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
The graphics are awesome. Gameplay and plotline sucks, though. There's too much lore to give a **** about, in my opinion.
#93 to #87 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
I don't know what to say to that. Obviously you are a Ninja of the Night who stalks the shadows. Awaiting innocent victims around every corner.

Did I get it right?

User avatar #103 to #93 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
In case you didn't get the joke, then it was just because you said 'the only reality'. Some websites ago, someone made a comment about the game they played for the longest being Reality. Graphics were awesome, gameplay was crap.
Really though, just take a look at the **** that happens around us. Some reality.
#130 to #103 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
Sorry. I do not waste my time on such things. I just like to see what is going on in the world.

And yeah. Reality is what it is.

Hard for you to accept it though.

I'd tell you why but my time would just be wasted.

It is the same whether you warn a non-believer or not. They will not believe.
User avatar #97 to #93 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
Nah, not really. I'm a bored, tired and slightly drunk dude in front of a broken laptop. Hello from New Zealand!
#79 to #75 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
Those whom God guides none can lead astray and those whom God leaves to stray, none wilt thou find a helper nor protector to lead them to straight way.
User avatar #84 to #79 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
What is even the straight/right way to begin with? How do we know whatever's supposedly leading us has our best interests at heart?
#88 to #84 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
What is good for me is good for my brothers. And what is good for us comes from God Almighty. And what comes from God Almighty is sent down by inspiration to His prophets (peace be upon them all). And revelation given to Gabriel (peace be upon him) from God to give to the prophets (peace be upon them) so they can convey the message and relate to us. If God sent Angels down to do so the matter would have been dealt with already. That is why He chose man to convey the message, so they can relate to us.

Just like how you guys say "I know that feel bro."
User avatar #99 to #88 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
Yet again I will ask 'how do you know this?'. You claim that God only sends good unto us and he fixes all the problems in the world, then why does evil still exist? Why would we still commit crimes and sins if the causes have been fixed already?
I know you know that feel, anonbro. I just want to hear it out of your own mouth. Or text, or something like that. Damn the internet for taking away such good expressions and/or expletives.
#107 to #99 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
I answered all of these questions already. Now you are coming around "full circle" as your group likes to call it.

Magi.
User avatar #110 to #107 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
No, you gave the same set of answers. I'm asking 'How do you know that what your belief tells you to know is true and/or right?'. Sorry if the question was lost.
#117 to #110 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
Like I said. It comes from God. In the Qur'an. The difference is, if you reject it, of course you are not going to believe it. And you will remain the same way you are today until the day of resurrection when it will be too late.

You will ask to be sent back to this life and this world and you'll plea a promise to change and do good and believe. Yet God already knows that you won't, you just want to avoid the Hell fire of which you will be confronted with on that day.

All we do is warn. And all we have is this life to be DJ 4DM1Nished. Not the next.

User avatar #127 to #117 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
Just to get it out of the way, no I won't. If I am indeed decided to go to either Heaven or Hell in my supposed Afterlife, or to rot in Purgatory or something like that, then I'll accept my place. Dug myself into that hole.

And again, you give the same set if input. I must ask again: "Why is God/Allah/whatever's up there right?". You keep saying they are, but I see no evidence to support that.
There's too little to confirm it for my liking. I suppose that's where we'll part ways in opinion.
#133 to #127 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
Lol. Your existence and everything else's existence around you is proof enough.

But only those who believe will grasp that understanding.
User avatar #135 to #133 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
Apparently. I prefer to have belief off my plate. I've got enough **** on it as it is.
#157 to #135 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
God does not place a burden on any human being more than it can handle.
#118 to #117 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
a-d-m-o-n-i-s-h-e-d*
#48 to #37 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
What cereal box did you read that from?
User avatar #49 to #48 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Why it was there, I have no idea.
#56 to #49 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
Sarcastic question bro. Was not meant to be a joke.
User avatar #68 to #56 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
You're on Funnyjunk. Most things are told in humor.
#91 to #68 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
Although it is good to have a sense of humor, too much laughter kills the heart. The spiritual heart. You start laughing at everything, then everything becomes a joke, and then the world is nothing but a bunch of goobers. Clowns.
User avatar #95 to #91 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
Our world is full of bastards who would rape, kill, torture and mutilate one another given the right circumstances. That is actually happening now, in parts of the world neither of us will likely go. People sell substances to one another and ruin each other for profit, discriminate and despise one another for stupid things like belief, skin color and ideology, and they also go so far as to kill one another over the smallest of inconsequential things.
'scuse me for trying to distance myself from the problems in the world around me.

Face it. We (humanity in general, I mean) do all this, supposedly right in front of an all-powerful father in a higher plane of reality. If he hasn't cast us aside yet, I have no idea. If he has, then I completely understand.
#109 to #95 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
Since the beginning of creation. It all started when Kane killed Able (peace be upon him). If you read the Qur'an you will get the real deal on why Kane killed Able. Very beautiful.

User avatar #114 to #109 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
... I think you commented on the wrong post, bro. Maybe you meant to comment that to something from thebestpieever?
#124 to #114 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
Nope.

Sorry man.

But you are going to have to save your energy with that organized confusion tactic.
User avatar #164 to #124 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
Organized confusion? How do I even...

Just saying what comes to mind here. Sorry in advance if it confuses or offends.
User avatar #120 to #114 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Nah he is quite... volatile. I don't know, he takes ANYTHING as an offence to his fate. He probably did meant it for you.
#126 to #120 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
I am volatile brother? hmmmmm. Funny.

You don't see me using provocative language now do you?

You freemasons and your silly antics.

User avatar #128 to #126 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Volatile does not mean aggressive. Means prone to reaction. Also I am not a Freemason.
#137 to #128 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
I did not take it in the context of aggressive. Volatile in the sense of being putrid something disgusting. That is what you meant. No?

Why deny what you are?

Only a select few can see. Only a select few have "the sight" as it is refered to both in western culture and Islam.
User avatar #138 to #137 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
... Dude, whatever. Ok, you aren't volatile. Yes I am a freemason and a lizardman and Mick Jagger. I endorse the faith in the glorious catbug while singing about where can I get my cock sucked 'cause I'm a lonely schoolboy.
User avatar #161 to #138 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
MICK ************* JAGGER HOW DO YOU KNOW THE INTERNET
User avatar #165 to #161 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Well you know, we just had our 50th anniversary and I was tired after our tour, my gigantic lips were to heavy to talk to people so I just got on my personal computer to check out the interwebs.
User avatar #175 to #165 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
Cheers for stopping by FJ, then.

Just popping a casual question, if I were to order/mix/make you a drink, what would you like and how would you like it?
User avatar #180 to #175 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Or you know. Some pina colada, simple, sweet and has sweet sweet rum.
User avatar #179 to #175 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
This You need to login to view this link with some Brown Sugar
#155 to #138 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
See there you go again man.

Fight the pain in your heart.

You will be free of that evil.

User avatar #159 to #155 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
I rather fight people on the street. I wrote a song about that, it's called Street Fighting Man. It was on my album Beggar's Banquet. I am Mick Jagger.
User avatar #121 to #120 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
Actually upon re-reading his comment and mine I see that it does indeed make sense. And he's saying we've been bastards all this time.
Fair enough, really.
User avatar #125 to #121 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Well, as you can see he got into a whole debate with me about how Islam is the only true fate when I just told some bloke what the Christians believe to be the origin of Satan. While stating that I do not endorse Christianity.
#139 to #125 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
So now you are twisting my words and putting some in my mouth.
You magis.
Honestly.
The only way you'll learn is when your time is up.
And I fear for you a dreadful punishment indeed.
Why can you not fell that bro?
Don't answer that question. It's rhetorical. I know why you can not have that feel.
User avatar #142 to #139 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
I can't feel it because I am a lonely schoolboy. Where can I get my cock sucked? Where can I get my ass ****** ? I may not have any money, but I know where to put it everytime. As you can see, I'm Mick Jagger.
#152 to #142 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
You say such things to drown your sorrow.

You should use your sorrow to your advantage.

Learn how to channel it and fight back against those who seek to corrupt and mislead. And fight the pain in your heart when ever someone shows you true love.

Like someone caring for you, because they do not want to see you punished in a place where the sparks are as big as houses. And its sides destroy each other like a mirage.
User avatar #156 to #152 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Know how I use my sorrow? I made that as my last single to Decca Records to break free of my contract and start my own record label. Publishing the hit album Sticky Fingers. Did I mention I am Mick Jagger?
#136 to #125 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
Boomshakalaka. Origin of Satanism.
User avatar #146 to #136 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
I always find that very interesting. Mainly because, while it pains Satanism as a viable religion to follow in normal life. Or maybe a doctrine, since religion involves faith. Also, that is the most badass founding priest ever. **** St. Peter, this dude is where it's at!
User avatar #150 to #146 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
My viewpoint is and will always be this: The Bible, The Qur'an, the stuff in the above image, it's all just guidelines. Rules which help us on the way to one thing or another. But it is how we live by those rules which is the true test of mankind.
#163 to #150 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
Hmmm, I wonder where you learnt that from..... Again rhetorical question cousin.
#170 to #163 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
This badass right here.

I learnt so much from people who never existed.

Ehhh, Eff yo rhetorical questions.
User avatar #154 to #150 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
I perfectly agree. It doesn't matter if you believe in a supreme being or not, but rather how you choose to behave and interact with your fellow men. At the end of the day, following a set of rules because of fear it's worse than following them because they are the right thing to do. And if a God should deny me salvation because I didn't took his faith for lack of something to pinpoint me to his existence, even though I was a good man. Then that is not a God I will follow.
#162 to #154 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
Actually it does.
User avatar #167 to #162 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
What does what?
#140 to #136 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
Long before that.
User avatar #141 to #140 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
Earliest in modern/recorded history, then. Maybe the others you might be thinking of were just variants of Paganism?
#148 to #141 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
Not to mention the worship of man. That's a bit different though. Especially when that man is not portrayed in the color he was born. But it is not that man they are worshiping now or even back then. It is the Anti-Christ as my Scholarly Christian brothers call it. We call it, the Messieh Ad Dajjal - The False Messiah, the Impersonator of Jesus Christ (peace be upon him).
User avatar #160 to #148 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
I'd rather have co-operation than worship. Why waste time talking about what's right when we can feed/shelter hungry people?

I'm not American, but wasn't one of the phrases said during the Founding along the lines of:
"Come, give unto me your poor, your huddled masses! For behind the golden door I light the beacon of freedom!"?
#168 to #160 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
We can feed / shelter hungry and homeless people. But not with the system that is in place now.

They just use those as distractions to keep you from the truth that the ones who put this system into the world are the ones whom are oppressing these people.

But you know this already. So why would you portray a comment like that.

Because you do not want to lose your rank among them.
User avatar #176 to #168 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
What rank? I'm already at the low points of society.

But there's nothing to stop me walking over and handing them a bowl of soup and some bread. Or building

And they're usually oppressed because they're out of money. They dug themselves into their own hole. That, or the government screwed them over some. Regardless, I want to help them.
User avatar #178 to #176 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
*Building them a little shelter which they can spend the night in to sleep.

Posted too soon. My bad. Anyway, that's my statement. I want to help, but I don't know how.
#147 to #141 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
That is what paganism is brother. The worship of false gods. Idol worship, whether it be stone, statues or paintings. Since the creation of man. They are really worshiping Satan and others like Satan. And God knows best.
User avatar #151 to #147 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
Back to my earlier question, how do we know it's false? I see it as just another thing to get mixed up in.
#171 to #151 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
Goodnight magi.

I hope you are DJ 4DM1Nished before it's too late.

And the ones you serve, no matter how good or much you serve them, they will always look down on you, as if you were nothing but a little monkey.
Because they played you and are playing you for a sucker.

May God Bless you brother.

With peace and love, your brother, Muhammad. Salam.
#47 to #37 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
Satan = Jesus
it is now canon
#55 to #47 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
Stupid anon.
User avatar #78 to #55 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
Dude, lighten up. It's the internet.
#89 to #78 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
So? What's that supposed to mean? It's the internet so I should degrade myself into a immoral human being with an intellectual capacity as a door knob?

User avatar #92 to #89 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
That would be funny, I will admit. You can if you'd like to.
#111 to #92 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
See that is where we diverge as humans.

You should have respect for yourself and gain a little dignity. Not for others but for you.
User avatar #116 to #111 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
I tried that and nobody paid attention. That's no way to get feedback.
Nah. I'll just do whatever I please.
#122 to #116 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
Verily thou art following in the foot steps of the Evil One. The accursed rejected Satan.

Follow not in his foot steps oh mankind.

And obey God and His messenger.

For I fear a day of terrible punishment.

Hellfire, whose fuel will be stones and men and jinn alike.
User avatar #153 to #122 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
If what I'm doing is following the footsteps of Satan, then I might just keep doing that.

Sorry if this offends, but I see nothing whatsoever that could point to some higher power watching over us. No offense, but all I can see is the possibility of it. What exactly would I look for, which can't be explained already?

This isn't exactly relevant, but I'd ask you to take a look at my comment #136. It has the origins of it, and the Satanic Rules of the Earth. I've seen the Commandments, but in all due honesty I see no way they could be enforced.

If he was a loving father and if he was listening to us, I'd ask him to trust us a little more. He just makes us go to hell regardless of the magnitude of our sins. He doesn't police us too efficiently. A criminal isn't going to stop when they hear "You will go to hell!". Satanism allows us to punish others if they have wronged us. Kind of like a robber being shot at by all of the villagers, or the Dragonborn being swarmed when they kill a chicken.
#172 to #153 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
I already answered your questions. Read the Qur'an yourself instead of asking why.

#119 to #116 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
You are not supposed to gain attention.

Why does thou not say, I seek nothing from you. My reward is from my Lord.
User avatar #132 to #119 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
That's fair enough. Service a reward unto itself and all that. I just want something back, that's all. Two kinds of people indeed.
#143 to #132 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
So why have something now that is limited to our space and time when you can have all that you want, need and more for an eternity in the next life?
User avatar #145 to #143 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
Because I still have this one to deal with.

Imagine me slumping against my desk if you like.
User avatar #50 to #47 - krasnogvardiech (07/23/2013) [-]
Well, if I was Satan first I would deprive God of power by subverting his worshippers. I'd do this by going around in a human form, proclaiming that I am his son unto the mortal earth, and go around telling them a bunch of crap so that they do completely opposite to what empowers him. Then I'd gain power from that and build my own army or convert mortals or build a superweapon. Whatever eliminates my enemy.
#54 to #50 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
Before Satan was cast out he made supplication to God. He said, "Oh my Lord, since though hast put me in the wrong I shall do wrong. Give me respite until the day of judgement and I will mislead all of mankind. Except for those whom truly worship thee with devout sincerity." And God granted the Devil this respite. And hence why the world is the way it is today. And God knows best.
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