He might be onto something. . 2 minutes ago ' it The Devil seems totally legit. He' s like, ' Heaven, God, I' m gonna make my own place full of cool you don' t
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He might be onto something

2 minutes ago ' it
The Devil seems totally legit. He' s like, ' **** Heaven, **** God, I' m gonna make my own place full of
cool **** you don' t allow!‘ And then God was like, ' **** you, I' m gonna tell everyone that your place is
dumb and they really want to come to my pance/ And then Satan was like, ho one will believe you.'
And then God was like, "mu have no idea how stupid I made the humans, do you?"
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User avatar #9 - aglet (07/22/2013) [+] (82 replies)
As a new FJ user, I still don't understand: do we like phanact or do we not? I'm not sure if I'm supposed to like this content.
User avatar #11 to #9 - phanact (07/22/2013) [-]
You should like the content if you found it funny
Not by who posted it
#17 - unncommon (07/22/2013) [+] (41 replies)
#6 - thefasrdog (07/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm going to go make my own afterlife! With Blackjack and hookers!
#24 - gamingtales (07/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
MFW religion
#255 - thechosentroll (07/23/2013) [+] (10 replies)
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I've wondered about that a couple of times and here's the conclusions I've come to:

1. If you don't have too many sins, you'll go to heaven. I doubt you'll be able to commit any sins there, so basically, your eternity will be as bland and boring as your life was. Some people like that, but for others that's a nightmare.
2. Where do the people who don't want a boring afterlife go? Hell. There they can **** like rabbits, get wasted 24/7 and cheat Hitler at poker. Basically, the kickass version of heaven. And all the fiery pits and demons torturing people are just the masochistic/BDSM part of hell, where they can live out their fantasies. Because, let's be honest, more than a few people can barely contain their wiener fluids at the thought of being whipped by a hot demon chick.

This has been the blasphemy corner with mr. Chosen. Tune in next time to hear about why you'll be reincarnated as a tape worm if you're hindu and an asshole.
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#12 - Mebeshe (07/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#276 - tormain ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
#19 - jtwagner (07/23/2013) [-]
LFW
#3 - oldgreggbaileys (07/22/2013) [-]
There is no heaven or hell.. there is only Old Gregg.
There is no heaven or hell.. there is only Old Gregg.
#282 - thewisedane (07/23/2013) [+] (13 replies)
When I die, i go in the ground. Six feet down in a coffin, where my remains will rot and give life to plantlife and therefor make sure that life will go on with my death.
When I die, i go in the ground. Six feet down in a coffin, where my remains will rot and give life to plantlife and therefor make sure that life will go on with my death.
#301 to #295 - thewisedane (07/23/2013) [-]
Indeed it is.    
   
Both atheists and religious people are right. They just have to remember not to try and make others agree with them.
Indeed it is.

Both atheists and religious people are right. They just have to remember not to try and make others agree with them.
#224 - neocortex (07/23/2013) [-]
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#314 - josieabby (07/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"No one will believe you."
User avatar #297 - chiefhuskey (07/23/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I am a christian, I love God, that is all.
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User avatar #8 - nooneofinterest (07/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #200 - poniesnstuff (07/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Does everyone on this site hate god?
User avatar #232 to #200 - aussieftw (07/23/2013) [-]
It's more so his fan club that I hate
#1 - sinclairr (07/22/2013) [+] (12 replies)
What if God created Satan just to be evil? Thus, Humans would be forced into loving God, as their only other option would be going to Hell.    
   
So you either love God or burn in Hell, yet God has nothing to do with it. Genius...
What if God created Satan just to be evil? Thus, Humans would be forced into loving God, as their only other option would be going to Hell.

So you either love God or burn in Hell, yet God has nothing to do with it. Genius...
User avatar #7 to #4 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/22/2013) [-]
God didn't exactly created Lucifer to be evil.

Lucifer was the first angel with free will as well, and since he was the most powerful angel God created, vanity and corruption found their way to his heart. He then convinced one third of the angels in Heaven to rebel against God, to which he created Hell and casted them off heaven.

After all this ordeal was finished, God decided to create humans. But Lucifer, jealous of the love God was giving the humans, tricked them into eating the forbidden fruit and have God punish them.
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