Realistically This Is What Would Happen. .. Threw a dart at the map on my wall, looks like I'm visiting Cyrodil funny
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #5 - dedaluminus
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Threw a dart at the map on my wall, looks like I'm visiting Cyrodil
User avatar #38 to #5 - brothergrimm
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to whiterun! away!
#87 to #5 - anon id: 2bcbb91b
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Same here.
User avatar #48 to #5 - lorkhan
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I just did the same, off to Markarth I am!
User avatar #140 to #48 - bluslenderman
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i'll meet you there
User avatar #9 to #5 - delphine
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nice. i threw one and it looks like i'm visiting Gondor
User avatar #10 to #9 - dedaluminus
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Functional differences between Middle Earth and Tamriel: Effectively none.
User avatar #11 to #10 - delphine
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either way, it's going to be crawling with orcs and goblinses.
User avatar #12 to #11 - dedaluminus
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Let's both go to Cyrodil. It's easier to be a wizard in Cyrodil.
User avatar #13 to #12 - delphine
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This is true. Being a wizard isn't as much pressure.
User avatar #14 to #13 - dedaluminus
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Which is the best school of magic? I think it's conjuration.
User avatar #139 to #14 - bluslenderman
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i'm with you on that
User avatar #15 to #14 - delphine
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Personally I'm a fan of frenzy spells so I'm gonna have to go with illusion on that.
User avatar #17 to #15 - dedaluminus
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Of course, nothing is as overpowered as stealth+bow. Especially considering the attention span of a guard who has been shot is about ten seconds.
User avatar #19 to #17 - delphine
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*guard shot* "HHHHGGGBLARG!!!! Wait, what was that!?? Hmmf. Guess it was just my mind playing tricks on me."
User avatar #20 to #19 - dedaluminus
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My favorite was the guard who regenerated himself with restoration magic in that one mages guild quest. I put about 150 arrows into him before he died. ************ looked like a pincushion, but he never found me.
User avatar #21 to #20 - delphine
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that makes they skyrim guards seem like complete sissies.
User avatar #23 to #21 - dedaluminus
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Stealth is THE overpowered perk tree in Skyrim. With that assassin's blade perk that gives a 15x bonus to dagger damage from stealth, and the one-handed tree upgraded to max damage, I could one-shot everything except elder dragons and some of the draugr deathlords.
#41 - CactusFantastico
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I tried it at home!
User avatar #16 - guiguito
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after five failed attempts to actualy hit the map, i hit pensilvanya.
i heard they have corn there.
#22 to #16 - ieatsnatch
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User avatar #43 to #16 - srskate
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you heard wrong
#58 to #16 - anon id: 22f36fe9
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Plenty of corn to cry in
#59 to #16 - necroshiz **User deleted account**
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#91 to #16 - Weekendman
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Don't come here. It's pretty ****.
#124 to #16 - thatweirdchick
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We have Philadelphia here, and Philly has an awesome art museum and science museum. We have Hershey Park, and you can ski here too
User avatar #30 to #16 - crazypat
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stay with me in my 200+ year old haunted house with some cannon balls in the backyard wall and a slave cellar it will be fun. No it won't.
User avatar #40 to #30 - hitlersoneballsack
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I mean the cellar sounds fun
User avatar #45 to #30 - guiguito
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haunted houses, pfffft.
dude you are talking to the guy that killed ghosts on school bathrooms, time and place?
User avatar #31 to #30 - crazypat
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*cannon balls in back yard* sorry i need to proofread more or else i look even more retarded than i am.
#51 - mastaeddo
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#26 - scoobi
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To my son's eye, away!!
User avatar #27 - shodaihokage
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Landed on Mordor 0/10 would not throw again
User avatar #65 to #27 - cazabrow
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f....Frodo..?
User avatar #37 to #27 - evanomicfour
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Were you able to get in?
#53 - lolme
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I had a feeling there was going to be a "game" of this, so I googled "dart map throw game" and guess what I found.    
   

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Apperently I'm going to Zhenjiang.
I had a feeling there was going to be a "game" of this, so I googled "dart map throw game" and guess what I found.

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Apperently I'm going to Zhenjiang.
User avatar #54 to #53 - igenatius
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I'm going to the Hudson Bay.
User avatar #55 to #53 - iphoneguy
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IT KEEPS LANDING IN THE WATER
User avatar #56 to #55 - lolme
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I just kept on pressing til it landed on dry land.
#61 to #53 - epicondor
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TO ANTARTICA!
User avatar #62 to #53 - nubbless
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it landed on England, I already live there
User avatar #75 to #62 - vortexrain
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Look at the city. If it landed on your city, I guess you're ******.
User avatar #68 to #53 - mrsnukums
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Time to go to the Northwest Territories of Canada. I was kinda hoping for a place i couldn't drive to.
User avatar #76 to #53 - ReignFox
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The gulf of Guinea. That's by Africa, yet it's still miles from land... ****
User avatar #81 to #53 - elcreepo
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I landed in Ohio, then greenland.

Well, freeze my ass off or bore it, I guess that's my fate
#89 to #53 - anon id: 4f9b880c
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Landed multiple times in the ocean, then dead center of Saudi Arabia, Antarctica, and again into the ocean...
#90 to #53 - motherduck
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For **** sake
#94 to #90 - lolme
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Remember to bring a coat.
Remember to bring a coat.
#102 to #53 - atangytaco
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****!
#113 to #53 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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Damn... So close to land... Oh well, time for a swim. Does anyone know the average temperature of the Greenland Sea by the way?
#138 to #53 - afrogeist
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I played it and the dart ended up in the middle of the pacific ocean. Well, I guess I'll see you guys later.
I played it and the dart ended up in the middle of the pacific ocean. Well, I guess I'll see you guys later.
User avatar #153 to #53 - thebacondroid
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After 6 tries i'm going to Niger
#118 to #53 - dolandickbutt
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Are you ******* serious
#120 to #53 - musicpez
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no
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#50 - nignacio
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Off to Kanto I am!
User avatar #64 - insaneiare
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hello anartica, here i come!
#66 to #64 - insaneiare
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#80 to #69 - anon id: 14abe3f8
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enjoy your cultural enrichment, denmark.
User avatar #70 to #69 - insaneiare
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so apparently you're going nowhere in life?
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User avatar #73 to #72 - insaneiare
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well im going to try and **** a penguin!
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#85 to #74 - thewisedane
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JESUS ******* CHRIST, SLOW DOWN!
JESUS ******* CHRIST, SLOW DOWN!
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