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#13 - natedizzie (07/23/2013) [-]
>Freshman history class in college
>Sit at a table with 6 other kids
>Teacher gets mad about talking kids tells everyone to get off except me and another girl
>Never really talked to her but we know each other
>Start talking and making her laugh so loud that it makes the teacher mad
>We start to write to each other on our notebooks
>She eventually starts writing literally hearts in my notebook
>one day feeling like shit she puts a smiley face and writes I love you
>Me thinking she is joking writes love you to babe
>Next day one of her friends finds me and starts talking to me (we never talked before)
>Says how she thinks we are such a cute couple and confusing the shit out of me
>I ask her wtf she is talking about and she says me and lindsey are dating now
>I again being stupid say no we are not what are you talking about
>She gets mad and says you have been dating all semester you told her you loved her
>Again Im an idiot and say "that was a joke" when she then slaps me and walks off
>The next day in class the girl is no longer sitting next to me
>after class i run up to her and ask her why she looks at me and says "It was all a joke to you"
>After that i realized a girl thought she was dating me for half a semester and fell in love with me and i was totally oblivious the entire time
>My face every time I think about it
#29 to #13 - aceonfire (07/23/2013) [-]
Dating in college for a whole semester and never kissed once? Where'd you go to college at?
User avatar #37 to #29 - natedizzie (07/23/2013) [-]
I never tried to kiss her because I din't know we were dating and pecks on the cheek and hugs are pretty normal between girl and guy friends.
#39 to #37 - aceonfire (07/23/2013) [-]
no, don't misunderstand, I wasn't attempting to question you on the subject. But how'd she confuse dating when there were no kisses involved at all? (like you said, pecks on the cheek don't count)
User avatar #40 to #39 - natedizzie (07/23/2013) [-]
Fuck if I know i guess she thought i wasn't ready or something the funny part is i was actually going to ask her out at the end of the semester
#41 to #40 - aceonfire (07/23/2013) [-]
Damn, just adding this right here to the list of reasons why I can never understand any woman out there (inb4 foreveralone.jpg virgin. I'm engaged and still feel that way.)
#27 to #13 - brothergrimm (07/23/2013) [-]
tell your good friend, mister .45, all about it. he'll make it all go away
tell your good friend, mister .45, all about it. he'll make it all go away
User avatar #20 to #13 - mrgoodlove (07/23/2013) [-]
I've heard of some oblivious guys, but you take the cake.
#18 to #13 - illutvar (07/23/2013) [-]
tis very good precious. i cannot see through this obvious lie.
#15 to #13 - destroyerofcheese (07/23/2013) [-]
OMFG. You fucked up big time.
OMFG. You fucked up big time.
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