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#13 - natedizzie
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(07/23/2013) [-]
>Freshman history class in college
>Sit at a table with 6 other kids
>Teacher gets mad about talking kids tells everyone to get off except me and another girl
>Never really talked to her but we know each other
>Start talking and making her laugh so loud that it makes the teacher mad
>We start to write to each other on our notebooks
>She eventually starts writing literally hearts in my notebook
>one day feeling like **** she puts a smiley face and writes I love you
>Me thinking she is joking writes love you to babe
>Next day one of her friends finds me and starts talking to me (we never talked before)
>Says how she thinks we are such a cute couple and confusing the **** out of me
>I ask her wtf she is talking about and she says me and lindsey are dating now
>I again being stupid say no we are not what are you talking about
>She gets mad and says you have been dating all semester you told her you loved her
>Again Im an idiot and say "that was a joke" when she then slaps me and walks off
>The next day in class the girl is no longer sitting next to me
>after class i run up to her and ask her why she looks at me and says "It was all a joke to you"
>After that i realized a girl thought she was dating me for half a semester and fell in love with me and i was totally oblivious the entire time
>My face every time I think about it
#29 to #13 - aceonfire
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Dating in college for a whole semester and never kissed once? Where'd you go to college at?
#37 to #29 - natedizzie
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(07/23/2013) [-]
I never tried to kiss her because I din't know we were dating and pecks on the cheek and hugs are pretty normal between girl and guy friends.
#39 to #37 - aceonfire
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(07/23/2013) [-]
no, don't misunderstand, I wasn't attempting to question you on the subject. But how'd she confuse dating when there were no kisses involved at all? (like you said, pecks on the cheek don't count)
#40 to #39 - natedizzie
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(07/23/2013) [-]
**** if I know i guess she thought i wasn't ready or something the funny part is i was actually going to ask her out at the end of the semester
#41 to #40 - aceonfire
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Damn, just adding this right here to the list of reasons why I can never understand any woman out there (inb4 foreveralone.jpg virgin. I'm engaged and still feel that way.)
#27 to #13 - brothergrimm
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(07/23/2013) [-]
tell your good friend, mister .45, all about it. he'll make it all go away
tell your good friend, mister .45, all about it. he'll make it all go away
#23 to #13 - slurpeesurprise
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(07/23/2013) [-]
#20 to #13 - mrgoodlove
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(07/23/2013) [-]
I've heard of some oblivious guys, but you take the cake.
#18 to #13 - illutvar
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(07/23/2013) [-]
tis very good precious. i cannot see through this obvious lie.
#15 to #13 - destroyerofcheese
Reply +8
(07/23/2013) [-]
OMFG. You ****** up big time.
OMFG. You ****** up big time.