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Bad Kids' Jokes Comp 4

MOAR PARTS 2 COME SOONER THAN YOU CAN SAY GET IN THE CAR
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Bad Kids' Jokes
new with fixed Ella
How There
knock
how there
duck
duck who
chicken legs
Potato
why did the potato cross the road
to get to the postbox
minutes
You
Your brain is a poop bomb and you are a zombie and you are naked with your
butt on fire and your butt in a girls face and you are wearing diapers
ozombie #insults
Titanic
what did a survivor of the titanic put as a complaint
i asked far some ice in my this is rediculous
Monkey
Q: why did the monkey fall out the tree
A: bceause it was DEAD
animus
rees
Roses Are Red
oh god my gardens on fire
Rice Aerisdies
your so ugly that rice krispies wouldn' t even talkto you
minutes
Greedy Pig
WHO EATS LIKE AGREEDS PIG AND SUCK BOOBES
RHIANA
Hello Kitty
YO MAMMA'S UGLY SHE MADE PERU KITTY SAY GOOD BYE
Your Mum
Not A Joke
THIS IS Nor AJOKE BUT MY PET DOG EATS CAT FOOD
iedere
I' m going to be making just a few more
of these as the content is running low.
I do have quite the stash of jokes left.
so do not fret!
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User avatar #5 - angrynorwegian ONLINE (07/22/2013) [+] (7 replies)
The titanic one was brilliant
#4 - flixoe (07/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This is my favorite
#44 - Moondog (07/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Okay,   
   
the Titanic one was good.
Okay,

the Titanic one was good.
#12 - runswithdragons (07/22/2013) [-]
holy 						*******					 						****					 the titanic one made me 						*******					 lose my 						****
holy ******* **** the titanic one made me ******* lose my ****
#25 - sinclairr (07/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"I asked for ice but this is ridiculous'"   
   
It took me a minute to figure out this was an actual joke and not just gibberish
"I asked for ice but this is ridiculous'"

It took me a minute to figure out this was an actual joke and not just gibberish
#42 - frankwest (07/22/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Ladies and gentleman, every greentext story on /b/ ever.
#6 - dantomkia (07/22/2013) [-]
Well **** you then, kid
#47 - tdotlegitz (07/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"If she eats a bean she are pregnant"
#3 - abysmalshadow ONLINE (07/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Actually, these ones are pretty good.
#20 - darthlegolas (07/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
these weren't that bad: titanic one, ricecrispies, and the afire garden. honestly,  i've seen way worse jokes in actual joke books. good job kids
these weren't that bad: titanic one, ricecrispies, and the afire garden. honestly, i've seen way worse jokes in actual joke books. good job kids
#1 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
first 9gag ftw
User avatar #2 to #1 - mynameisnotmike (07/22/2013) [-]
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#152 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (07/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have to admit, that was actually kinda clever for a kid.
#151 - flamingwombat (07/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This.
User avatar #103 - schmuxy (07/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
why did the 'Titanic' and 'Roses are Red' not make it onto the website? They are quality jokes.
#55 - thatdamnllama (07/22/2013) [-]
oh god the Titanic one
#15 - lamarisagoodname (07/22/2013) [-]
MORE

oh sweet baby jesus the titanic one
#9 - musicpez (07/22/2013) [-]
I know
#190 - ripgeckosncherios (07/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I actually think the Titanic one was decent...
I would reword it like this:
"On the Titanic, while it is sinking a man approaches the manager: "Excuse me good Sir, I do realize I asked for some ice for my drink, but don't you think this is going a little overboard?"
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