raw potatoes. Just thought I'd share this with you. I imagined him crying as he eats the potato in despair.. Christian couple maintains abstinence through first purtaytur
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raw potatoes. Just thought I'd share this with you. I imagined him crying as he eats the potato in despair.. Christian couple maintains abstinence through first

Just thought I'd share this with you. I imagined him crying as he eats the potato in despair.

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Christian couple maintains abstinence through first
two years of marriage
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - dafuckisthisshit
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(07/22/2013) [-]
"if it was holy before, it must be double-holy afterwards"
#2 to #1 - klina
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(07/22/2013) [-]
>mfw that quote
#3 - anon id: 84f5a803
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Arent raw potatoes extremely dangerous to eat
User avatar #10 to #3 - Silver Quantum
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(07/22/2013) [-]
who lied to you?
#12 to #3 - anon id: dd8c79db
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Whenever I'm cooking potatoes I like to cut a raw chunk off to eat. It's really tasty. I'm not sure that it's dangerous, maybe in large amounts but that goes for just about anything really.
User avatar #6 to #3 - hammythehamster
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(07/22/2013) [-]
You can't be in the mood if you're dead.
User avatar #7 to #6 - corso
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Actually, you can get a boner after you die.
User avatar #4 - skiskate
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(07/22/2013) [-]
**skiskate rolls 42** Doubles the holy?
#5 to #4 - skiskate
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(07/22/2013) [-]
#8 to #5 - thatonesouthernkid
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(07/22/2013) [-]
amazing... it's even worse than i expected.
User avatar #13 - istoleyoursoxs
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Actually Gandhi believed that abstaining from sex brings out the purest of love because there is no more lust therefore your only reason to stay is because you really love them
#14 to #13 - Moosoulja
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Gandhi was also a huge racist and laid naked in bed with little girls to "keep his resolve strong". Just because he did some good things doesn't make everything he said or did valid.
User avatar #15 to #14 - istoleyoursoxs
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(07/22/2013) [-]
"Some good things" is a little bit of an understatement and I didn't say everything he said and did was valid but that aside, he was a smart guy and well respected by millions. He had some smart things to say and his belief in abstinence after marriage is a very interesting idea. Sex can really make or break any kind of relationship whether that be going steady or marriage. These two people not having sex isn't that bad of an idea. Their reasoning of "twice an holy" on the other hand....well.....I don't think much has to be said their.
#11 - carevq
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(07/22/2013) [-]
well, if they both agreed to do that, i see no harm here. good for them
#17 - cutiepyro
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(07/22/2013) [-]
double negative
double negative
#16 - pedobearandson
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Aren't christian marriages not acknowledged if they aren't consumated?   
   
   
...he eats a whole potato lolwut
Aren't christian marriages not acknowledged if they aren't consumated?


...he eats a whole potato lolwut
User avatar #9 - anonymousmkiii
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(07/22/2013) [-]
dont you have to consummate a marriage to seal the deal?