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I' m hiding naked in my elsket because there are mattress
delivery men in my extreem and m em thaught tell me I
was just daing my naked thing after my shearer and then Iwas
very shamed inte my elsket and iden’ t knew
hey: leg I have be here leen’ t have snacks er anything
update: Heme a ejeculate Daren my shelf but alse my pheny
battery is at 20% Heel like bear grylls
dent mu have Alethea in yew elsket
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#15 - tehtrollface
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>Mattress guy's face when
#46 to #15 - godzillaeatslazers
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#76 to #46 - hokeymon
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#44 to #15 - shoopdawg
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#124 to #44 - derperoni
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#47 to #44 - hellomynameisbill
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#77 to #62 - anon id: 44fd3f65
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i have been lurking on FJ for 6 years and this is the 1st time i have ever seen foamy posted
#142 to #77 - anon id: 992520a0
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Good old Foamy
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#1 - psychrophile
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HFW they finally leave
#67 to #1 - anon id: 160b9aee
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Seems like he really had some skeletons in his closet, huh?
#2 - yomommabinshoppin
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If you do not have clothes in the closet (I don't blame this person cause I don't either) I direct you to the following instructions.

If girl, masturbate
If boy, masturbate


tl;dr If you are naked in a closet, masturbate
#27 to #2 - anon id: 3c946f7c
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idk why but i just find the thought of girls masturbating repulsive... is that just me?
#41 to #27 - azinfoo
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Different people have different fetishes, dude.

I find it arousing, personally. Some people find it arousing watching a horse tear the very lining of a man's asshole. I, for one, am not one of those people.

The human mind is very perplexing.

pic related, Peru enjoys gay porn.
#45 to #27 - adrianoc
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Nah man I don't find it very attractive at all. Personally I get off on the moment building up to the actual sex, during my 8-9 years of fapping I've only ever found one video where I enjoyed the actual sex, that was probably because of the build up though.

MFW softcore porn
#80 to #45 - alZii
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#160 to #80 - adrianoc
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That I can agree to however it makes it much easier to actually find fappable material
#31 to #27 - anon id: 0d68445b
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I find it arousing, but yet again im strange.
User avatar #92 to #2 - mtflyer
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That's probably what they meant by "doing my naked thing".
#61 - cheeziswin
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Even if there was clothes in the closet, it'd be rather weird if they put the clothes on and just popped out of the closet like it was a regular day. Could you imagine? You're installing a mattress, and about 6 minutes in someone walks out of the closet. How long were they in the closet? Were they supposed to be in that closet? Did they come from Narnia? Who is that? Why were they in the closet?
User avatar #91 to #61 - noisia
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If they ask, you could just say "I was naked in my room after having a shower when you came in without knocking, so I had to put some clothes on before being seen."
User avatar #68 to #61 - cheatmasterjunk
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Don't ask, don't tell
#157 to #61 - lolollo
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What were you doing in the closet?
Coming out of the closet...
#71 to #61 - stefanovic
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Makes it that much more awesome
Makes it that much more awesome
#72 to #61 - darthtorn
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Well. imagine this situation then;
You are hanging your cloths to dry on Thursday afternoon in front of your house, when suddenly, the covered drain across the road slid opened and a well dressed man came climbing out of there holding a pet basket. He looked at you, and you at him, and he said: "Chased my cat into the drained after his vet trip", and you just nod along with a smile and the man just walked away like its a usual thing.
Its a normal everyday occurence, no need to see it as a weird thing.
#79 to #61 - alZii
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#81 to #79 - cheeziswin
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Yeah I really don't know what I was thinking there. Now I'm kind of looking at it like this.
Yeah I really don't know what I was thinking there. Now I'm kind of looking at it like this.
User avatar #119 to #79 - nylak
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The metal bed frames they go on take a few minutes to put together (longer if you have a decorative headboard/footboard to attach to it), and new mattresses are often purchased with new frames.
User avatar #66 to #61 - Loppytaffy
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Just walk out and say "it's cool guys, I'm ready to tell people that I'm gay."
#3 - oodlesandoodles
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I'm out of breath by just ******* reading that.   
   
Periods mother ******, have you heard of them/
I'm out of breath by just ******* reading that.

Periods mother ******, have you heard of them/
User avatar #5 to #3 - imofcnotharveydent
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found the grammar natzi

protector of the internet, and at the same tine internet killjoy
User avatar #6 to #5 - oodlesandoodles
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I swear to God, if I see another "Found the [blank]" I will track you down and saw your junk off with a plastic spoon.

Anyway, I'm no grammar nazi. At least, not today as you probably didn't notice my grammar was incorrect in my earlier comment. I found the post to be mentally tiring to read because of the lack of periods, and I commented on that. Shut up and enjoy the internet
#7 to #6 - imofcnotharveydent
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found the butthurt,   
   
nah, just kidding with you, here have this gif
found the butthurt,

nah, just kidding with you, here have this gif
#9 to #6 - anon id: 2c7a140d
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Found the self righteous asscunt.
User avatar #135 to #5 - elcreepo
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>grammar nazi
>upset at lack of periods

Pick one.
#39 to #3 - theafroman
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I think that says more about you than op.
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User avatar #14 to #3 - crazyhindu
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Did you never learn how to not read out loud ************?
#34 to #14 - anon id: 97133327
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dont get why this got thumbs down, i thought the same thing
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User avatar #90 to #82 - ogvind
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Now anon's in the closet, now anon's in the closet too.
#138 to #90 - grandogger
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so i PULL OUT MY GUN!
#16 - nighthawxx
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>doing my naked thing   
delivery men's fw
>doing my naked thing
delivery men's fw
#117 to #16 - anon id: 6c9b03f5
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whats the gif from?
#22 to #16 - lookathecomment
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Let me finish.
User avatar #23 to #22 - largilloquent
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wg=hats that gif from, do you know?
User avatar #38 to #23 - liarsenic
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User avatar #73 to #38 - enpootis
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Just in case somebody wants to see that movie
don't do it, it's a piece of crap
also there is a video on youtube that summarizes the whole movie in 3min or so
#25 to #23 - lookathecomment
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I don't know but I just finished.
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User avatar #28 to #23 - sinonyx
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L2google
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**** off.
User avatar #32 to #28 - animationhac
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I just did and its not reversing it. Its giving me an error.
User avatar #12 - vampireinarm
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I really hope it was a she, because then thats a great start to a porno.
#20 to #12 - rakuraimasuta
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Your a genius!
Your a genius!
#33 - fahquoo
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User avatar #57 - icameheretotroll
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Just come out of the closet, i'm sure your mom and dad won't be mad