Funeral Wish. . At my funeral I' d like there to be a piniata so that people can be happy. they' re not '' l happy.. I want to be burned on a funeral pyre, except I'm filled with unpopped popcorn kernels. And people better be roasting hot-dogs over my corpse, or I'm coming bac
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#7 - heartlessrobot (07/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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I want to be burned on a funeral pyre, except I'm filled with unpopped popcorn kernels. And people better be roasting hot-dogs over my corpse, or I'm coming back as a ghost to haunt an elementary school.
#3 - sweat (07/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What's this? A funeral with bees everywhere? My decanter full of BEES should will do the trick!!!!!!
#8 - tokono (07/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
doghousediaries?? wasnt that on a few post back
#2 - iamcockmongler (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#4 - cainey (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #16 - Snowplows (07/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't care how my funeral goes, I just want this song being played. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT (UKULELE COVER)
#9 - sniperdawg (07/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I want my body to be pushed out to sea on a boat doused in gasoline, and my family gets to shoot flaming arrows at the boat while bagpipes are played. A man's funeral.
User avatar #43 - ccnein (07/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
D4NNY - Goodbye (Official Music Video)
What I'd play in my funeral.
#20 - femaleboss (07/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I want my funeral to be fancy dress.
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User avatar #40 - priestoftheoldones (07/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
A piñata filled with bees? I'm sure my suitcase full of BEES will help!
User avatar #32 - milomcrobbie (07/22/2013) [-]
I want my ashes to be thrown into a wind stream created by a fan whilst Path of the Wind plays. **** yeah.
#18 - whenindoubtsplooge (07/22/2013) [-]
Listen to Nick Swardson's funeral plans...
#14 - kevinlasvegas (07/22/2013) [-]
I want to be burned on funeral pyre with viking horns sounding off as I burn away. Then I want everyone to celebrate with barrels of beer, a feast, and viking metal.
#1 - migoobear (07/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #6 to #1 - daniboyi ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
how about filling them with wasps? They are more deadly.
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User avatar #37 - tokitoki (07/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The whole pinata thing is kinda weird.
You blindfold a small child and hand them a weapon. Then you hang this oddly colored effigy of some kind of animal for the child to beat mercilessly until its entrails spill out and the rest of the children dive for it like starving animals.

Just saying, it seems like a strange way to celebrate.
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