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#119 to #42 - slap (07/22/2013) [-]
Thats just mean.
#52 to #42 - spikethepony (07/21/2013) [-]
Hamplanet. My favorite fat-person term.
On that note, STORYTIME, CHILDREN!

>Have friend who is a nurse.
>Works in the delivery room.
>One day, this hamplanet walks in.
>No, seriously, she's so fat one can hardly tell she's pregnant.
>Hamplanet has skinny-ass husband.
>Whilst dosed on various anti-pain meds, hamplanet begins talking.
>Subject moves to the child's conception.
>Hamplanet says they needed "help" to do the deed.
>She explains that "help" meant having her two sisters and her mother hold hammy's fat flabs up whilst the skeleton husband does the nasty.
>Hamplanet continues.
>It didn't work the first time.
>Friend's FW hamplanet says they had to try 5 times.
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