I hate it when. Don't you hate it?. I hate it when I get a boner in school and Rips my underwear. Rips my pants. Flips the desk in front of me. Kills 7 people s i Hate it when boner School fail WTF
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I hate it when

I hate it when. Don't you hate it?. I hate it when I get a boner in school and Rips my underwear. Rips my pants. Flips the desk in front of me. Kills 7 people s

Don't you hate it?

I hate it when I get a boner in school and
Rips my underwear.
Rips my pants.
Flips the desk in front of me.
Kills 7 people sitting in front of me.
Tears down the wall in front of me.
Busts a hole through the roof of the school.
Knocks down a plane flying over the school.
Exits the Ozone layer.
Splits the Moon in half.
its time to Clio to my next class.
Don' t we just hate that?
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User avatar #11 - TheInferno (05/29/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i hate it when i get a boner and it reaches the front page
User avatar #38 - wytewrapper (05/30/2010) [+] (5 replies)
I still have no idea how you guys walk around with that.
#45 - menontoasty **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
and that guy always has to yell "OMG JIM HAS A BONER"
User avatar #192 - shadowofnight (05/30/2010) [-]
oh wow, you managed to take all the various facebook fan pages about boner jokes and put the in one picture! your soooo clever!
User avatar #155 - IamBored (05/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
How to make it go away:

Think of Sarah Jessica Parker.
#156 to #155 - dynokill **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [-]
really? i thought it was "think of justin bieber"
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#124 - AndyMerdur **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Don't you hate it when the teacher grabs your dick thinking it's a cellphone?
User avatar #49 - xshacunex (05/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
who the **** do you think you are, Chuck Norris?
#30 - KINGOFTHESTARS **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [-]
none of those happened to me
after my first boner
nearly ripped the space time continuum... they locked me up naked in a very cold room with this laptop and lots of porn so that i will never have a full power black boner again...(sigh) woe is me
User avatar #158 - unclaimedlemon (05/30/2010) [-]
i have a boner right now! and it just knocked down my neighbor across the street! now i have to apologize...
User avatar #25 - fatbenisahomo (05/29/2010) [-]
i take Viagra so i don't roll out of the bed at night
User avatar #220 - lolstrike (05/30/2010) [+] (4 replies)
i just hate it when i'm eating a baby and i realize it's not dead yet
User avatar #151 - SaveFJ (05/30/2010) [-]
i had a presentation on school few weeks ago, i had sweatpants on. there is this hot chick on the front row with huge boobs, and she was rubbing something off it and sucking her finger for seliber, got a boner while the whole class was looking at me.. FML
User avatar #237 - NoHabloIngles (05/30/2010) [+] (5 replies)
I hate it when my dick knocks Pluto out of orbit
User avatar #217 - ThatoneChick (05/30/2010) [-]
Curse you basketball shorts.. you show all.
User avatar #190 - krispykreme (05/30/2010) [-]
i love taking a piss with a boner in public places you just dont try to aim anymore just pew pew pew all over the wall the seat who cares LOL!!!!
User avatar #116 - ChampionRed (05/30/2010) [-]
Thats some serious viagra u scarfed down.
#37 - vajspelunker **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
stolen from: ihateitwhenigetabonerinschoolanditripsmyunderwearripsmypantsflipsthedeskinfronto fmekills7peopleinfrontofmetearsdiwnthewallinfrontofmebustsaholethroughtheroofoft heschoolknocksdownaplaneflyingovertheschoolexitstheozonelayersplitsthemooninhalf You need to login to view this link
User avatar #152 - bucketofbloo (05/30/2010) [-]
Actually made me LOL. Like, no LOLing in the inside, but LOLOOL.
User avatar #69 - joezzzy (05/30/2010) [-]
a death star, my lost boner did destroy
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