Happy 44th Moonlanding anniversary!. Today is 44 years from the first steps mankind placed upon the moon!. in 1959. There's no reason we can't get to the moon AND use our orgazm dispensers moonlanding Apollo Neil Armstrong Moon 44th anniversary
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - threadz
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There's no reason we can't get to the moon AND use our orgazm dispensers
#125 to #1 - anon id: e22dbd31
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There is no reason we can't go to the moon while using our orgasm dispensers
User avatar #23 to #1 - HarvietheDinkle
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Propulsion
User avatar #16 to #1 - Coolinbny
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While on the moon? Brilliant.
User avatar #17 to #16 - threadz
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Space sex is the best sex
User avatar #47 to #17 - konradkurze
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did someone say 10 mile high club?
User avatar #52 to #47 - threadz
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*100km+
User avatar #53 to #52 - konradkurze
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Zero Gravity Sex

imagine it

* the karma sutra gets 2 sequels
* America will have the first man to **** on the moon
* and the japanese have bukakke fired from one end of the room and hits the girl at the other end
User avatar #54 to #53 - threadz
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Actually someone already had sex in the ISS
User avatar #58 to #54 - konradkurze
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......but was he american....

and america will still be first to **** on the moon
User avatar #60 to #58 - threadz
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I'm pretty sure the guy was American. No one's ****** on the moon, but I'm sure that guy who no one remembers masterbated while in orbit arround the moon.
User avatar #61 to #60 - konradkurze
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Apollo 13 had equipment failure from space jizz short circuiting the instrument panel
User avatar #62 to #61 - threadz
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Actually it was from space jizz getting into the ventilation system
#5 - articulate
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#6 - nooneofinterest
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Discovered fire not invented it. But I'm surprised too
Discovered fire not invented it. But I'm surprised too
User avatar #9 to #6 - theguythatisnotyou
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We invented a way to make it.
User avatar #10 to #9 - nooneofinterest
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We discovered ways to make it.
#24 to #10 - captnpl
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Invented discovery
User avatar #20 to #10 - lolwtfme
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we invented lighters
User avatar #11 to #10 - theguythatisnotyou
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We harnessed it. Better?
User avatar #115 to #11 - articulate
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That makes it sound ******* awesome.
User avatar #12 to #11 - nooneofinterest
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Yeah that's better
User avatar #14 to #12 - ProperInsanityWolf
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we designed fire
#21 to #14 - radtroll
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you don't really understand the concept
#25 to #6 - sanguinesolitude
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******** fire did not exist until humans invented it. How could there be fire before matches or lighters were invented?

Matches 1
Atheists 0
banging rocks together .4
User avatar #42 to #25 - eddymolly
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Lightning.
#28 to #25 - anon id: 1023d077
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It's called lightning hitting trees, forest fires, dry foliage burning up in the sun... You dumb ****.
#31 to #28 - sanguinesolitude
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it was a joke...


and dry foliage burning up in the sun... really? just catching on fire randomly? xdoubt.
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User avatar #73 to #72 - sanguinesolitude
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i have never heard of this happening. I mean the ignition point is like 540 degrees, how are they just going to catch fire suddenly?
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User avatar #77 to #75 - sanguinesolitude
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interesting I have only heard of it from piles of damp composting materials where inside bacteria are fermenting and producing heat. Dry grasses and such I have heard of, but never seen any actual evidentiary claims for it, and assumed it was more likely heat lightning.
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User avatar #79 to #78 - sanguinesolitude
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hm that makes sense. But speaking of organic material its nearly always going to be a biological reaction, unless its some strange chemical producing plant I've never heard of.
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User avatar #46 to #31 - konradkurze
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it has happened before, like africa or australia where its **** hot
User avatar #51 to #46 - sanguinesolitude
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Well the hottest recorded temperature was 134. black surfaces on a really hot day can get to around 180-200 degrees... and the autoignition point of paper and wood (they dont list dry leaves) is around 550 degrees. Thats a big gap.

I mean maybe an aerated compost pile with dry leaves on top might get nearer the range, but just not likely. Lightning, meteors, and volcanic activity are about the only natural ignition sources.
#33 to #28 - thegamegestapo
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#32 to #28 - shareacokewith
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You cretin, its called Sarcasm.
#30 to #28 - anon id: 1a04d741
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I think you're the dumb **** in this situation.
#132 to #25 - dmoneys
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Uhm. The sun existed for how many years before humans? which is a big ball of fire. also lightning and forest fires...
Uhm. The sun existed for how many years before humans? which is a big ball of fire. also lightning and forest fires...
#41 - infinitereaper
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"invented fire"
#71 - secretautobot
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i found this extremely deep, as humans we have done so much even though we were designed to reproduce and survive. we have discovered and done so much, even though our existence is short we can still fill it with happiness.  the human spirit is amazing and i hope to see science progress  and evolve.
i found this extremely deep, as humans we have done so much even though we were designed to reproduce and survive. we have discovered and done so much, even though our existence is short we can still fill it with happiness. the human spirit is amazing and i hope to see science progress and evolve.
User avatar #118 to #71 - derpyhoovezz
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Our existence is not ******* short...
User avatar #123 to #118 - priestoftheoldones
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Oh really now? On a cosmic scale, the time humans, and even our ancestors existed, is like a blink of an eye. Not even a million compared to the billions of years the universe has been around (as we think 'cuz who knows).
#102 to #71 - anon id: bffc46b1
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well that's a cool way to look at it, but I see it a little differently.

humans had a literal impending nuclear holocaust to get them motivated to go to the moon
User avatar #124 to #71 - priestoftheoldones
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You have my green thumb sir, because you deserve it.
User avatar #126 to #71 - duudegladiator
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Really wish you didn't use that Obama gif, but its still worth the thumb.
#128 to #71 - sunskrythewolfie
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#87 to #71 - nasharoo
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deep words sir... deep
#114 to #71 - reddeadtroll
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dat optimism.
dat optimism.
User avatar #111 to #71 - casinoer
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The Moon landing just shows how amazing we humans are. If we set ourselves a goal,
no matter how hard it is, we will complete it!
#15 - Carthusia
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Thanks, Neil. We miss you
#26 - asasqw
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Humanity in a nutshell. "Why bother? Why not?"
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#29 - cubanwhiteman
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>orgasm dispenser
>orgasm dispenser
#94 to #29 - deadmuerto
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#127 to #29 - iceholder
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#2 - twi
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relevant?
#18 to #2 - anon id: 9551835f
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Great Read. It'll be on my mind all night.
#43 to #2 - dereken
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Ah, the old HFY threads on /tg/.

What bitching they cause,
#83 to #2 - mostcertainlynotop
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does anyone have a link to where I can find more of these? It would be most appreciated
User avatar #84 to #83 - twi
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no but i have a few if you want
User avatar #135 to #84 - negrocop
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If you have some more that haven't been posted that would be amazing if you could post those
#136 to #135 - twi
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I'll post a few
sorry mostcertainlynotop, I forgot :c
User avatar #140 to #136 - negrocop
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Thank you, these are great.
User avatar #142 to #140 - twi
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mhmm ^^
User avatar #144 to #142 - negrocop
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Great reads, thanks. Doesn't mean a lot but I thumbed em all too.
User avatar #145 to #144 - twi
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thanks <3
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#85 to #84 - mostcertainlynotop
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Thanks
User avatar #4 to #2 - grayrhino
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Would you happen to have the 4chan story about when (I am most likely going to butcher my explanation since I haven't read it in so long) a group of intelligent species sent a message into the stars towards a planet, then launched a missile at it, but it was destroyed, and the planet sent a message back saying something like 'We are coming'?
#7 to #4 - kahzero
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#133 to #64 - hammarhead
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Daym. Das some real ****.
#103 to #63 - darkjustifier
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#65 to #7 - thorsballs
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Why isn't this a movie already
User avatar #37 to #7 - sinnoh
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THIS
#69 to #7 - DiabloStrawhat
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Sweet jesus.
Sweet jesus.
User avatar #66 to #7 - ICEDgrunge
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That last paragraph was ******* haunting.
User avatar #27 to #7 - sorrybut
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I felt goosebumps throughout the whole thing, this was amazing.
#67 to #27 - bitchpleaseshutup
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#19 to #7 - anon id: 9551835f
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This one as well, Very nice. Badass last line there. fantastic.
User avatar #68 to #4 - DiabloStrawhat
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That planet was us.
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#55 to #50 - henryjak
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You haven watched Supernatural have you?
User avatar #57 to #55 - godtherapist
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Supernatural doesn't take place in our world. They address this when they dimension jump to our world and take the place of the actors who play them.
#59 to #57 - henryjak
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and it explains there is no god in our universe! which there isn't
User avatar #70 to #59 - neutralgray
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That pointless edginess was almost too much for me to handle, sport.
User avatar #91 to #59 - phonerstonerboner
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As an atheist, I can safely say... Shut up kid. Your edginess will get you no where. Stop ******** on others.
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User avatar #95 to #50 - trimageryan
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Have you played Dante's Inferno? It becomes pretty evident he has a dick in the last boss fight.
User avatar #107 to #50 - pidgeon
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I thought that was the flash.
User avatar #109 to #107 - gladiuss
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Flash + Dick = Satan.
#88 to #50 - multichicken
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at first glance of your comment i thought you said santa.