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What Always Happens in Action Movies

Here it is. Liek?<br />
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Submitted: 05/29/2010
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User avatar #1 - Totaler (05/29/2010) [+] (1 reply)
oh **** , the button actually is broken I can't thumb you up, which is a real shame cuz I was going to until it got broken.
#30 - giggleassasin (05/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
dont forget the frickin sharks/seabass with frickin lazer beams on their fricken heads
User avatar #133 - thedirtydeed (05/30/2010) [-]
My inner grammar Nazi was going crazy while reading this.
#11 - LOLinternet **User deleted account** (05/29/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Not the Stallone law,but the Stormtrooper effect.
User avatar #12 to #11 - stewieyes (05/29/2010) [-]
"Damn...and I was 2 days from retirement"
#107 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/30/2010) [+] (5 replies)
who ever read all this gets a cookie
#100 - RandomQuestionGuy **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
In summary:

Something happens to dude. Dude gets pissed off (FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-)

Dude is off the case cause of some stupid mistake.

Dude rushes in and falcon punches everyone to death.

Dude rewarded and praised. ( **** yeah)
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#134 - PornHub **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
who ever read everything is a BEAST.
#96 - jacklukelax **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#39 - TheEvan **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [-]
I think every action movie should have at least one scene where a giant monkey cock slaps some planes out of the sky.
#14 - grome **User deleted account** (05/29/2010) [-]
I am watching babylon the movie with vin diesel ans it is every thibg ive said. Epic
User avatar #87 - philmstud (05/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
NICE! Make one about romantic comedies.
User avatar #60 - danmckenna (05/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
The protagonist always gets shot, and always carries on as if nothing happened
#58 - ROFLCOPTERownsU (05/30/2010) [+] (8 replies)
Kill him with sharks with frikin' lazers

Thumb up if you like Austin Powers.

Lol, jk.
User avatar #63 - Happiness (05/30/2010) [-]
Main characters take more than 5 3 bullets atleast to die, everyone else takes 1.
If the main character jumps off a building or out a helicopter, theres always a nicely placed obstacle to soften their fall e.g swimming pool
#50 - TheJokeDestroyer **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [-]
This is racist and unfunny
User avatar #49 - CarlTheHobo (05/30/2010) [-]
even on a straight road, the character driving must swerve repeatably.
there is always a good twin and a bad twin
when paying for taxi's you don't need to look in your wallet, just pull out money and it will be exact change,
electric fences strong enough to kill a T.rex wouldn't hurt an eight year old kid, dogs always bark at bad dudes,
#38 - jbones (05/30/2010) [-]
I like how it said they killed his cat and it says meow in the background.
#32 - hippychicka **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [-]
You forgot that all the villians are in some way or shape deformed. You had a cut on the monolog villina tho, so good job on that.
User avatar #6 - Brutalmetal (05/29/2010) [-]
lol austin powers..Sharks with friggen lasers on their heads
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