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Steve jobs vs the other guy

Become a Hipster Invent C)
Sell Stolen Ideas and UNA)(
Praised by Media Ts" l In " Ignored
Jesus of Computing
Withint Steve hubs (February 24, 1955 - October 5, ) we maid have
Nu products
Nu aver expensive mm
Without Dennis Ritchie (September 9, 1941 - Dunbar 12, 2011) we would have:
No Windows
No Thuh
No C
No Hagan:
A lame setback in computing
No Languages
We would ail read in Binary,.,
Ritchie compare. -din .
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Submitted: 07/20/2013
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#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/21/2013) [+] (13 replies)
and Doug Englbart? Anyone know what Doug did? He invented what you have in your right hand at this moment.
User avatar #16 to #15 - GentlemanRaptor (07/21/2013) [-]
My penis?
#20 - tomtomat (07/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
We wouldn't have Pixar without Steve. Just saying.
#27 to #20 - nsfwanon ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
But without Dennis they wouldn't have any programs to animate on. (inb4 pre-computer animation)
#39 - bounded (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the edison and tesla of our time.
#18 - princessthymicorn (07/21/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Anyone else sick of people bitching that Steve Jobs got attention and fame? He was the face of the company. Ronald McDonald didn't do **** and he's the face of McDonalds.
User avatar #26 to #18 - thewaronbeingcool (07/21/2013) [-]
Ronald McDonald isn't hailed as a genius by thousands of people.
#32 - lankyman (07/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I find it comforting that CIV 5 includes Steve Jobs not as a 'Great Engineer' but as a 'Great Merchant'
User avatar #5 - icanhazrape (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
***** on the right should get better hair, then he be recognized
#48 - ieatyououtaldaylon (07/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
And that cunt has a movie about his life.

Sorry but I really hate this guy.
User avatar #43 - nachtowl (07/21/2013) [-]
Because he's the hero that Computing deserves, but not the one it needs right now... and so we'll ignore him... because he can take it... because he's not a hero... he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a Dark Knight...
User avatar #34 - symustafa (07/21/2013) [-]
I remember when this was first posted a few days after Jobs died.
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yea Steve Jobs did absolutely nothing useful to anything and he knew nothing about computers and if he didn't exist nothing would be different, except all that is a lie.. But we hate Steve Jobs here on funnyjunk because we're cool kids
User avatar #46 - Zeigh ONLINE (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
As much as I hate Steve Jobs there's one thing that he did very well and that was marketing.
Ritchie may have been a computing god but he wasn't advertising himself so of course no one knew about him.
#65 - mynameisenzo (07/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Alrighty someone better explain the whole C thing because I refuse to believe he invented a damn letter.
User avatar #49 - rammedtober (07/21/2013) [-]
Steve was a dick.. serious
#22 - winterguy (07/21/2013) [-]
This is the reason I hate iFags. I mentioned aboud Ritchies death and they told me he wasnt as important as Jobs.. **** them..

printf("RIP dmr.");
User avatar #19 - supamonkey (07/21/2013) [-]
and they're not making a film about Dennis Ritchie either...



P.S; Alan Turing ftw.
User avatar #9 - ihadtopickaname (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Dennis's eyes are creeping me the **** out. It's like the man is staring into my soul.
#10 to #9 - bluwizard ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
they are rather large aren't they.
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Jesus you act like steve jobs is the freakin' anti-christ ...
#17 to #7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/21/2013) [-]
he is
User avatar #73 - cumbersome (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Steve Jobs put himself in the limelight on purpose, Dennis Ritchie didn't.
User avatar #61 - gryphemthegryphon (07/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Without Steve Jobs: No computer mouse
User avatar #63 to #61 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
Not true, Xerox beat apple to the punch with the Xerox Star and Alto both of which had a GUI and a Mouse, beating the Lisa (The precursor to the Mac) by around 2 years.
#57 - angelusprimus (07/21/2013) [-]
Ok, while its popular to hate on apple right now, this isn't completely true.
Without Steve Jobs and his recognizing and then perfecting good things few things would have happened much later and entire computer revolution would be much delayed.
He was first person to recognize that people want a personal computer. At the time when big companies were thinking "No ordinary person would ever want a comptuer" Jobs was designing easy to use Apple II and Macintosh.
While it was XEROX Parc research lab who developed graphic user interface, mouse operated GUI, bitmap graphics and object oriented programming, XEROX never intended to use it. Those technologies were literally left to sit and abandoned untill Jobs and Apple made a deal with XEROX and used them to develop their own systems.
Steve Jobs was brilliant at recognizing what people want and need before people themselves knew they wanted or needed it, and then selling it to them at inflated price before others caught up.
If not for him there is a good chance that right now our computers would still barely be mainstream, and we would be using something equivalent of windows 95 to use them.
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