Prostitute. . when i was Hits 5 my mono told ms that a prostitute was someone who sold ins cram so for TWO YEARS I TOLD EVERYONE THAT I WANTED TO BE A TWO YEARS
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when i was Hits 5 my mono told ms that a prostitute was someone who
sold ins cram so for TWO YEARS I TOLD EVERYONE THAT I WANTED
TO BE A
TWO YEARS
NO CINE ******* ME
FOR TWO
YEARS
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Submitted: 07/20/2013
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#8 - meathooksodomy (07/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
When I was young I heard the word "prostitute" on the television and I asked my mom what it meant. She said it was a woman with many boyfriends. Since my mom was divorced and had a new boyfriend I told her "So you're kind of a prostitute".
MFW years later I realize I called my mom a prostitute
#12 - imonaboatman (07/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
When I was like 8, I thought "virgin" meant someone who wasn't married. So at one point, someone I knew asked this girl if she planned to be a virgin on her wedding night, so when they said "yes" I said "Well, who would want to marry you, then?", thinking she meant that she was gonna leave her husband or get divorced on the night of her wedding. God, I was stupid.
When I was like 8, I thought "virgin" meant someone who wasn't married. So at one point, someone I knew asked this girl if she planned to be a virgin on her wedding night, so when they said "yes" I said "Well, who would want to marry you, then?", thinking she meant that she was gonna leave her husband or get divorced on the night of her wedding. God, I was stupid.
User avatar #26 - MonkeyManz (07/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
when i was 7 i asked my mom what a hoe was and she just told me and did not dance around it my mom was hardcore she did not give a ****
#28 to #26 - fentoozler (07/21/2013) [-]
honestly what i thought of first
#39 - seymourtets (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When I was little, I thought that "porn" was the combination of corn and peas (which I loved) so one day I asked my grandma if we had any porn.

I was 6.

She's a German Catholic.

It was not a fun time.
#1 - disiple (07/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Does someone have the "Doubt" picuture? It will fit in nicely here.
User avatar #25 - JMF (07/21/2013) [-]
I used to know this kid that thought that masturbation was what you call being really concentrated. He was trying to read on the bus one day and everyone was talking and he yelled out "Everyone be quiet! I'm masturbating!
What a day.
#40 - txsslgisbackbitch (07/21/2013) [-]
It's these kind of post that make me want to bomb tumblr...
User avatar #24 - lumi (07/21/2013) [-]
I used to think "scientologist" was basically the belief in science.
When people asked what religion I was, that's what I said I was.

Also, when I was little, I said "I'm going to a meteorologist." when I was going to the doctor to get my bladder checked.
User avatar #49 - kolsinder (07/21/2013) [-]
I would readily use the word 'queer' in almost every piece of creative writing I did until the age of 12, blissfully unaware of the connotations.
#32 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I sharted once when i was 15
User avatar #37 to #32 - seymourtets (07/21/2013) [-]
what a delightful story
User avatar #61 - spectralbanshee (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
No, That would be a frostitude...
User avatar #15 - rattara (07/21/2013) [-]
When I was in 4th grade we played "telephone" in the cafeteria and I was at the end.
It started as "Jordan (my biggest crush ever) is getting braces". My dickhead friend Casey switched it to "Jordan is pregnant.". I uttered that out loud and It was corrected with a 5 day suspension *Christian private school
#3 - thenikohero (07/20/2013) [-]
Damn. 2 years. 2 years of being a total slut.   
    
The internet is really scary   
   
   
   
Pic unrelated. Maybe.
Damn. 2 years. 2 years of being a total slut.

The internet is really scary



Pic unrelated. Maybe.
#36 - hokeymon (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When I was at grade school I watched this movie about animals and critters singing "Hallelujah" in the forest and thought it was catchy. I've been singing it at school and one of my asshole friends said it was a bad word and was gonna tell the teacher. That **** head made me his slave for a couple of days from the sheer terror.
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#21 to #20 - Spikeydeath (07/21/2013) [-]
Ahhh my grandpas ol glory, hand pressed eagle belt that left eagles on your ass
User avatar #13 - stallwallwriter (07/21/2013) [-]
Sure it sounds bad when you put it that way, but maybe they just didn't want to crush a child's dreams?
User avatar #67 - xxcrimsonvelvetxx (07/21/2013) [-]
fukin retards on this thread
#60 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [-]
when i was 8 i asked my mom what a condom was for, she said it is used so that people wont get as many children.

for a year i went around thinking condoms had one little hole at the end to let through one sperm so that women wouldnt get twins.
#57 - lordpancake (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**lordpancake rolled user theracistpanda ** This guy wanted to be a prostitute too. S'all good.
#46 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [-]
did op grow up in the south
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