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Supportive Dad

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User avatar #9 - paradox (07/20/2013) [+] (127 replies)
this honestly made me cry. when i told my dad im bi he told me to get the **** out & that he didnt have a son. then he pulled a gun on me because i wouldnt leave.
#1 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
what the **** ? he just ruined with that heels/dress comment.
#4 - vampyrate (07/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Not all gay people dress in drag. Not all drag queens are gay.
#168 - brettd (07/21/2013) [+] (10 replies)
You guys always manage to make my day. I'm gay, but i would never have the guts to come out to anyone, let alone my father. But even if I've never met any of you, knowing that there's a whole website full of people who would accept me for who I really am, makes my life just a little bit easier.

Keep on keepin' on FJ.
#196 - thegayman (07/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
mfw my dad disowned me, left the whole family, and moved to California when I came out of the closet
User avatar #8 - nodforfunny (07/20/2013) [-]
If my son were gay it would mean I had sex with a woman so life complete.
User avatar #7 - profanity (07/20/2013) [+] (97 replies)
If my son were gay, I would tell him that I will accept him and he can be gay as long as he acts like a guy, talks like a guy, dresses like a guy, speaks like a guy, acts like a guy and maintains all mannerisms of being a guy because he's a guy.

Of course I will secretly be disappointed at him for liking to take dick up the butt and would immediately proceed **** my wife and have another son ASAP to continue my bloodline. IN fact, when I grow up, I need at least two boys in case one turns out gay or some other sort of disappointment.

"HUH YOU BIGOT HOW COULD YOU DISGUSTING IGNORANT"

Hold the **** up. A lot of people support gayness and **** but can you honestly tell me any of them ever said, "Oh boy, I hope my son is gay." No! So shut the **** up, no one wants a gay son. Deal with it.
User avatar #10 to #7 - teun (07/20/2013) [-]
If my son was gay, I don't care what he does as long as he is happy, like a really father would
#194 - Loopholes (07/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
Well here we go:

“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)"
User avatar #203 - internetrage (07/21/2013) [-]
this is pretty gay if you ask me
User avatar #356 - Ropyx (07/21/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Just Sayin', i don't care about gay people in general, but if my son would turn gay, i would be very disappointed, he was born from a man and a woman, i want to have nephews;
#361 to #356 - fatsackmcgee (07/21/2013) [-]
You want nephews from your son?
You want nephews from your son?
#127 - liquidvoodoo (07/21/2013) [-]
How NPH came out of the closet.   
   
   
   
Legend.
How NPH came out of the closet.



Legend.
User avatar #145 - ladyxa (07/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
These sort of things make me kind of sad because my parents would kick me the **** out of the house if i ever came out to them as bi
#155 to #145 - gingerrmo (07/21/2013) [-]
i know that feel, bro
User avatar #283 - gibroner (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If my kid came out to me I'd flip **** on him just to **** with him then I'd stop mid tirade and just say "just messing with you I don't care"
#251 - vladstronsy (07/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I like my homosexuals how I like my vikings.
Manly as **** .
User avatar #344 - GodofTV (07/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Funnyjunk has spoken.
We love the gays.
We hate the blacks.
And we hate women, unless they're animated little girls.

God help me.
User avatar #316 - Lintutu (07/21/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I don't mind gay people, but i at least want my kids to be straight so i can have grandchildren to continue my family line. Or hell, at least get a sperm donation/surrogate
User avatar #343 to #324 - conscious (07/21/2013) [-]
Lions dont use computers either
#128 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [-]
If my son were gay I would teach him how to properly use a comma so people won't think he's an uneducated ****** like this guy.
#5 - PlagueDoctor (07/20/2013) [+] (23 replies)
Okay, hear me out on this one: I can live with gay people, they are born that way imho, and have nothing against them. But the whole transgender and crossdresing-thing? Really? If (DISCLAIMER: Old joke is old) someone would claim to be in the wrong body because he is a penguin/Napoleon/tree/planet/God at heart, people would call him crazy and he would probably get diagnosed with personality disorder, but when somebody claims to be a woman in a man's body we gotta respect that?
No, that I ain't agreeing on.
/rant
User avatar #11 to #5 - teun (07/20/2013) [-]
But a lot of people are female, but only one human was napoleon, and not a single human has been a tree, a planet or god
#192 - gamebug (07/21/2013) [-]
The lightbulb got it right!

also mfw people reacting to gay people
User avatar #181 - xgrandmoffx (07/21/2013) [-]
I thought it was a good and inspiring content until I got to the end and it was all

str8, h8, sk8r hurr durr le may may.

Ah well...
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