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User avatar #9 - paradox
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this honestly made me cry. when i told my dad im bi he told me to get the **** out & that he didnt have a son. then he pulled a gun on me because i wouldnt leave.
#75 to #9 - anon id: 0d04b089
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i would have believed you if you didn't mention the gun. most gun owners aren't irrational twats that just pull guns on people like that. even if they really ******* hate them.
User avatar #84 to #75 - paradox
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well you obviously never met my father.
User avatar #327 to #75 - alexthebest
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"Most gun owners". There is no single type of person that owns guns, therefore you can't say what most gun owners are like as people.
User avatar #340 to #75 - majormoron
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Oh really? Glad you know so much about EVERYONE on the PLANET who owns a gun.

******* asshat.
#103 to #9 - anon id: e8aba9fe
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LOL faggot that's what you get cocksucker! You don't have a dad now! HAHA
User avatar #122 to #103 - paradox
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im black. i realize now i never had a dad
User avatar #129 to #122 - konradkurze
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Be Black and gay
Mom still loves you because you stuck around while that deadbeat bastard father didnt
#195 to #9 - anon id: 900d038c
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holy ****,what did you did when he pulled the gun out?
User avatar #289 to #195 - paradox
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i ran like a ***** who just got out of prison
#241 to #9 - anon id: 86eb7dfb
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faggot
#261 to #9 - anon id: 9359f6cd
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lol, I thought my father supported everyones rights and vice versa, so i thought i would just come out and tell him i was gay after i had a wonderful day with my boyfriend, it was the day of the gay pride parade... . and so i walked through the door and my father was watching the telvised version of the event, He chuckled a little and said: Hey son look at those fags! they should be ****** shot in the street along with those damn natives!!! ******* faggots. *Looks back at the TV* Close up of me and him making out.......

Hasent spoke to me since.
#326 to #9 - anon id: ae94e45b
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GET THIS CANCER OUT OF MY FACE. GET THIS ******* CANCER OUT OF MY FACE. I EXPECT THIS FROM 9GAG, NOT FROM FUNNYJUNK YOU ******* FAGGOTS.
User avatar #424 to #326 - paradox
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if you dont like it. dont read it.
#382 to #9 - Kairyuka
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That made me really sad to hear. I'm here if you wanna talk about it :c
That made me really sad to hear. I'm here if you wanna talk about it :c
#37 to #9 - backupclover
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I'm sorry to hear that buddy, I hope you're doing well right now.   
   
Have this gif.
I'm sorry to hear that buddy, I hope you're doing well right now.

Have this gif.
#64 to #9 - lastsummershero
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Damn I'm sorry to hear that. When I came out to my family as trans the first thing they told me was "you won't make a cute girl" but you know what I'm still going for it cause **** them I deserve to be happy and so do you. So as tough as it is forget your dad and live for you! I'm not saying don't be there for him if he needs you, you go cause you're better than that. Just live for you and be happy with yourself cause you're a great person and we here on funnyjunk love you
Damn I'm sorry to hear that. When I came out to my family as trans the first thing they told me was "you won't make a cute girl" but you know what I'm still going for it cause **** them I deserve to be happy and so do you. So as tough as it is forget your dad and live for you! I'm not saying don't be there for him if he needs you, you go cause you're better than that. Just live for you and be happy with yourself cause you're a great person and we here on funnyjunk love you
#182 to #9 - kingredeaded
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#225 to #9 - corruptdog
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Everything will get better :]
Everything will get better :]
User avatar #296 to #225 - paradox
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thank you. i love you to
#246 to #225 - anon id: 1e952783
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Oh god that .gif
User avatar #118 to #9 - sparkyoneonetwo
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my mom did the same thing with out the gun part... she just went to court and got an eviction notice.
User avatar #14 to #9 - CaptainPugwash
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You should stab him or some ****. I don't know. I'm not good with life decisions.
Maybe send him a small punnet of strawberries.
User avatar #17 to #14 - paradox
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idk. he cut me out of his will & banned me from ever going to his funeral. so i honestly dont kno what to do. oh great. now i cant stop crying. why wont my dad love me?
#29 to #17 - Riot
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it's okay, buddy. if he's gonna be a prick like that, you don't need him.
User avatar #238 to #29 - greenstrongworld
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I think he still does. Because parents and stuff.
User avatar #28 to #17 - zomitlu
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Because when life gives you lemons

uh.

Take it easy bro, just ignore your dad and move on with your life. You should be the one saying that you have no father because him pulling a ******* gun on you is ridiculous.
User avatar #25 to #17 - CaptainPugwash
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If his intolerance and irrational ********* prejudice is so important to him that it comes before his own family, he's probably not the kind of guy you want in your life anyway.
It's **** and it hurts, but the sooner you accept it and move on from him, the better you'll feel.
Go and climb a mountain or something. Not metaphorically, but actually climb a physical mountain. Maybe you could take a picture of yourself at the peak and send it to him on a really smarmy, in-your-face Christmas card.
#309 to #25 - sheiladikshit
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>smarmy

i like this comment
User avatar #149 to #17 - azumeow
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Go to his funeral anyway. Even if you're escorted out by the police in handcuffs, give his coffin a nice big ******* loogie.

Preferably with your husband by your side. If there's no afterlife, oh well, you can say you spited the bastard even after his death.

If there is, he'll be right pissed off and know that you've won.
User avatar #158 to #149 - paradox
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ill go with my boyfriend & my wife. that will truly make him roll over in his grave.
User avatar #160 to #158 - azumeow
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Go with your husband and your wife.

Polygamy.
User avatar #38 to #17 - captainfuckitall
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Do you like yourself?
Do you respect yourself?

If you can't do either, how can you expect anyone else to do so?

If you do, then why care what he thinks? YOU are the only person's approval you EVER need in life. Furthermore, he's not your father; a father loves and takes care of his offspring regardless of their sexual orientation, he just got your mother pregnant; and quite frankly I wouldn't be looking for the love of anybody who is so full of hate and bigotry.

It's hard, I know it is, it's hard to feel like you're not loved or appreciated but you ARE. You're loved here, you're appreciated here, you have friends that love you, other family members that love you. And if you don't, well hey, this world is a massive place full of wonderful people and adventure, why think it's all over just because some guy doesn't like you? You'll find a place where you belong, but first you have to try and find it, and to find it you need to keep positive and keep your chin up. It'll all be okay, but you're the only person who can make it okay, do you understand?
#282 to #17 - anon id: 65e703c6
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Do you need the giant known as me to go beat the **** out of em
#170 to #17 - anon id: 5e86499f
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I wouldn't like to have a homosexual child simply because I don't believe it's natural. We are sentient beings not primitive animals who will mate with anything. I have had bad experiences with homosexuals harassing me, hitting on me, amongst other things. If only you guys would ******* act normal and stop being flamboyant all the time. I left a job because of homosexuals hitting on me after telling the managers who failed to anything about it. Also the thought of being with another man disgusts me, and knowing that my offspring would be either penetrating another mans booty, or being penetrated is sickening. It's not natural, if it were natural humans would be able to get pregnant via male on male intercourse.
#131 to #17 - konradkurze
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User avatar #77 to #17 - myrtille
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It's ******** when parents aren't supportive or help their children. It's ******** when parents can't take care of their children or don't care enough to try. It's ******** when they act like you don't matter.
But believe me, man. Your dad is not sane. Any normal person would still love their son. Try to find solace in the fact that you can say you're a self-made man. You can have the confidence of saying, "I became a good person all on my own." and vow to never treat anyone the way he treated you. Adopt a son and give him a good life. If you help children, be there for them. If you don't, do whatever it is you want to do. Don't ever forget your dad, because you need to remember the hurt to make sure you don't turn out the same, but use it to better yourself and help people.
And try to remember that you don't need to prove anything to that crazy S-O-B, because he's probably not happy with a single person in the world, most of all himself.
And I love you, because I'm sure you're a marvelous human being who contributes to the world in a positive way.
#26 to #9 - uzbekistan
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User avatar #57 to #26 - paradox
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im sure you can guess why zuko is my all time favourite avatar character.
User avatar #88 to #57 - uzbekistan
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Hope everything gets better mate.
#107 to #88 - vatra
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This for you, paradox, use it well.
This for you, paradox, use it well.
User avatar #123 to #107 - paradox
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its my wall paper on my phone.
User avatar #159 to #88 - paradox
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thank you.
User avatar #329 to #57 - Kadzait
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he's cute?
#330 to #9 - jolyssa
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i am a girl, but if i were your mom or dad i would do the same exact thing lol. gay is a choice. How can you be gay if there is so many beautiful women that you can create life and continue your family name and blood. not only that but damn it's not a mental problem it is a LIFESTYLE choice. That's why they refer to your choice as a "sexual preference". I am not a homophobe, but i hate the way most gay people act. Like they are better than anyone else. and i am prepared for your red thumbs, just remember, this is my opinion. lol
#59 to #9 - obliviousduck
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Just when I was about to come out to my parents    
I ******* hate parents like that. If you're opposed to your children being who they are, then you should not have ******* had kids.You are who you are. It doesn't ******* matter what he thinks.   
You need to lead the best ******* life that anyone can ever ******* have (I'm swearing a lot) and show him what he's missing out on.    
Of course, it's hard. He's been there for you for most of your life, but if he was a real man he'd still be there now.   
Have your own kids and promise yourself you will love them no matter who they are. Cause that's all that matters.   
Chin up, chuck.
Just when I was about to come out to my parents
I ******* hate parents like that. If you're opposed to your children being who they are, then you should not have ******* had kids.You are who you are. It doesn't ******* matter what he thinks.
You need to lead the best ******* life that anyone can ever ******* have (I'm swearing a lot) and show him what he's missing out on.
Of course, it's hard. He's been there for you for most of your life, but if he was a real man he'd still be there now.
Have your own kids and promise yourself you will love them no matter who they are. Cause that's all that matters.
Chin up, chuck.
User avatar #120 to #59 - spankyy
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Its funny, I imagine being a dad and having one of my kids "come out" and all I can imagine my response being is "Kids still do this? I didn't think they still needed to come out, I thought that was just normal by now."
#466 to #120 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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I know this is late but anyway...

If you don't mind some unsolicited input, I hope you don't react that way if you ever have a kid come out to you. If they make a big thing about it it's probably because they spent a lot of time worrying about what you will think, and being dismissive of that isn't the worst way you could react, but it's not great either.
User avatar #467 to #466 - spankyy
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I mean I guess I can see that side of it, and I imagine they'd be hoping that I would say something along the lines of how I love them and will support their decisions, but at the same time i'm not a very outwardly emotional guy. None of the men in my family are. We crack jokes and mess with each other to show affection, and are pretty monotone otherwise so it'd be a bit odd for that kind of thing to go down. I'll keep it in mind though.
User avatar #130 to #120 - konradkurze
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kinda sad how the world works

gays have been a part of society for thousands of years, and are still persecuted, while ******* from africa have only been imported several hundred years ago, and yet they were accepted before gays
User avatar #154 to #130 - srskate
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just wanna say, that may not be the way to go fighting your battles.
User avatar #162 to #154 - konradkurze
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well another way to put it

why does humanity still persecute those who live differently based on simply thinking they are inferior, but readily welcome those that ARE inferior

look at all the art, music, and other beauties in the world that gays have created and yet still get pissed on by insecure straight people...yet the slaves get freedom and tons of **** handed to them no questions asked and permitted to rain **** all over the place and people are told "thats acceptable"

you have more chance of being raped up the ass by a black guy than any gay guy.....
.....except in sweden
User avatar #163 to #162 - srskate
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Yeah, you aren't going to gain to many followers by condemning an entire race.
User avatar #165 to #163 - konradkurze
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*species

and besides.....how many people on this thread are condemning gays, i think its fair to redirect such misplaced hate onto a more deserving target

gays contribute to the world, blacks take take take
#202 to #165 - atzekatze
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User avatar #231 to #202 - konradkurze
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well honestly, only ******* and liberals would get mad at my words
so who cares
User avatar #171 to #165 - srskate
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I looked at some of your comments, and it gave me a new hobby.

I never knew I'd enjoy watching racists argue with people over which races are the most inferior.
User avatar #174 to #171 - konradkurze
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gays are a race?
you done goofed son

and for the record, the original humans were arabs, which branched off to become whites, siberians and asians.....
yes im white and i accept we're mutations
User avatar #175 to #174 - srskate
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Nah, I was watching you argue about arabs not being africans.

I say they are, just like a portion of russians are actually asian
User avatar #176 to #175 - konradkurze
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egyptians were arabs who wanted to expand their empire west and settled in the region to become egypt....
Arab Egyptians and junglemonkeys are two very different things
User avatar #177 to #176 - srskate
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They then became separate from their arabian buddies.


Depends where you make the cut off
User avatar #179 to #177 - konradkurze
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well its like theres not much difference between russians and ukrainians apart from lines on a map and slight differences in language.....

yes geographical differences separating people will cause a gap to expand based on the trend of the majority of people.....the arabs in the middle east went on their own course while egyptians went off on their own
User avatar #180 to #179 - srskate
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In this case, its a line in the earth. Some russians are european, some are asian, and thats because of tectonic plates causing us to draw a line. Egyptians are african because they existed mainly on the african plate.
User avatar #233 to #180 - konradkurze
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well to take the generic russian and generic ukrainian, there isnt much difference

yes technically egyptians exist on the african continent, but they arent racially african
and i think most would get offended if you tried to compare them to the apes
User avatar #257 to #233 - srskate
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I think most Africans would be offended that you call them apes.

It doesn't matter if they'll get offended, definitions aren't made that way.
User avatar #314 to #257 - konradkurze
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well as usa labels people such as african-american, italian-american etc.....always putting their actual heritage before their citizenship, it makes sense if other countries did that too
though with russians, they go by where the other party came from...born outside russia theyre that other nationality, if born in, they just label russian
which is hypocritical in a way since russians hate chechens but if one was every born in russia it would be a russian

in truth, i say its better to go in the middle..of someone from another country can fit into the nation both culturally and racially, then they can be named by that country....

i welcome the other europeans, the asians and the arabs who adapt where they move,...but i still shun blacks because they arent human so dont belong in human nations, theyre outsiders
#404 to #165 - anon id: e377fcda
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If subsaharians were a different species, the offspring of a caucasian and a subsaharian would be infertile. Biologically speaking, that means you're wrong.
User avatar #407 to #404 - konradkurze
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well given that gorillas are like 97% similar to humans in genes and mice are 98%....just because the africoons are in a similar tiny percentile different just close enough to breed with humans doesnt make them human
User avatar #461 to #407 - srskate
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Thats actually exactly what it does.
User avatar #161 to #130 - trollmobile
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gays were accepted in ancient greece
gays were accepted in japan
gays were accepted in rome


gays have been accepted throughout history in many cultures
the reason they're not now, is because of how the montheistic religions of christianity, islam, and judaism (not sure if spelled right) are currently ruling the world
theese religions shun gays, thusly, at this moment in time, gays are shunned.
User avatar #164 to #161 - konradkurze
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its proven gays were accepted in roman culture....and idk but possibly also in egypt......
and hey, both romans and egyptians hated jews, its no wonder jews invented religions of hate including anti-gay to strike a blow right in the hearts of their enemies empires

#385 to #130 - yetiyitties
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That's not at all how you fight for your rights. And btw, right now, gays and blacks have more rights than white people Idk what you're talking about. You could lose your job if you're accused of being homophobic or saying ******. Dumb racists like you and ignorant homophobic religious people are what's slowing down human equality in this country. Gtfo of my country we don't need you and your backwards thinking.
That's not at all how you fight for your rights. And btw, right now, gays and blacks have more rights than white people Idk what you're talking about. You could lose your job if you're accused of being homophobic or saying ******. Dumb racists like you and ignorant homophobic religious people are what's slowing down human equality in this country. Gtfo of my country we don't need you and your backwards thinking.
User avatar #405 to #385 - konradkurze
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whats slowing usa down is the fact you spend most of your economy on war and prisons and pocket change on education

with gays, theyre okay because theyve been a part of mainstream human society for thousands of years, while the apes are just imported slaves set free
given evolution its absurd they get humn rights since theyre just a form of ape that developed speech
User avatar #408 to #405 - yetiyitties
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You're pretty much a gay Hitler. gays are ok. Blacks are ok. You're not ok.
User avatar #411 to #408 - konradkurze
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gays contribute, blacks take
take a look at how much **** blacks cause THEN tell me theyre okay

the tiny percent that do anything in life do not justify the species
User avatar #412 to #411 - yetiyitties
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I literally saw you say that same exact thing somewhere else on this thread or another thread and getting your ass handed to you but you still kept going even with all the red thumbs down. You're just repeating yourself and being an ignorant little man. For pure ***** and giggles, what does Faggot Hitler (you) have to say when he sees a gay black person?
User avatar #413 to #412 - konradkurze
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* bitches about me repeating myself
* repeats societies ignorant bleat "racists love hitler"
wat?

the original humans were arabs, and then later whites, asians and siberians branched off
all the time, ******* were in africa, staying primitive

but hey, anything after the primate Homo Habilius is human right?
#415 to #413 - yetiyitties
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* wants equal rights   
* doesn't support equal rights   
wat?   
   
You're a lost cause, and you're being a faggot, and a racist so you're Faggot Hitler, a fitting name.   
   
Let me spew hate on the internet and pull **** out of my ass to help my flawed arguments. lololol white power also gay master race.    
Since you're so into history you do understand that throwing hate at hate won't work in your journey for equality? Or you're just apathetic to that fact and are a massive troll?    
   
Either way its 5:34 am and I'm tired so I'm gonna go to sleep. I'll leave you with this tho, your way of thinking will be no more. Just like the bigots of the past you will be remembered and mocked for your stupidity. Ciao babes.
* wants equal rights
* doesn't support equal rights
wat?

You're a lost cause, and you're being a faggot, and a racist so you're Faggot Hitler, a fitting name.

Let me spew hate on the internet and pull **** out of my ass to help my flawed arguments. lololol white power also gay master race.
Since you're so into history you do understand that throwing hate at hate won't work in your journey for equality? Or you're just apathetic to that fact and are a massive troll?

Either way its 5:34 am and I'm tired so I'm gonna go to sleep. I'll leave you with this tho, your way of thinking will be no more. Just like the bigots of the past you will be remembered and mocked for your stupidity. Ciao babes.
#417 to #415 - konradkurze
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yes go to sleep, dream up more ways to troll the internet

i support human rights for all HUMANS to benefit from, black welfare is up to animal rights and Peta to handle
the only times animals get the same rights are for special cases like police dogs getting the same legal backing as human police

back in the day, blacks didnt have human rights and required special legislation granting them access to said rights, which by the way they were only given as a goverment method to bring them into compliance so theyre too busy being the cause of racial conflict for their kind or ours to stand against bigger problems called the government
#432 to #417 - anon id: 68dcbe47
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If I had a faggot son I would either tell him to get the **** out of my house or beat the gay out of him with a crowbar and if he dies, oops.
User avatar #434 to #432 - yetiyitties
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Stfu anon
User avatar #433 to #417 - yetiyitties
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Haha blax are humans no matter how much you hate them. America is gonna be like Brazil in terms of skin color in the future. Everyones gonna be mixed and we'll just find some other race to discriminate against and the cycle will continue.
#435 to #433 - konradkurze
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well im not from america, so when its the second africa, the rest of the world have divine right to mock it harder
#436 to #435 - yetiyitties
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The thing is there will be no white people. There will be mixed people like this here angel. And asians. Mixed people and asians. Second Africa? Noo we're gonna be Sexy People Land.
User avatar #437 to #436 - konradkurze
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yeah you may have plenty of halle berry mulattos but you'll still have ass ugly mulato guys like obama
youre ******
#438 to #437 - yetiyitties
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We'll have plenty Michael Ealy mullatos too. And ****** like Miguel or Pharell. **** as many as you want take a pick.
#439 to #438 - konradkurze
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yep, usa is paving the way to fight evolution like its a terrorist
#441 to #439 - yetiyitties
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But not really.
#414 to #411 - anon id: 75ccfc7c
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dude half of all the trouble relating to african americans is the class issue and the fact we aren't spending anything on education.


They grow up in poor neighborhoods where it's you do what you can to survive. We should be helping people not calling them takers for being born into a system that doesn't value them.
User avatar #416 to #414 - konradkurze
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ive known plenty of poor kids who still grew up to do good or even great things if life, because they tried
yes, usa's spending multi billions on war and prisons does detract away from education, but that doesnt mean anyone especially blacks should just sit back and do nothing
#166 to #130 - anon id: 5e86499f
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******* - You realize that it's faggots like you that make it hard to accept anything.
User avatar #167 to #166 - konradkurze
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quote anon:
"hey look, a gay thread.....hahaha stupid liberals, ......holy ****, did konradkurze just say bad **** about *******? UNLEASH THE BUTTHURT"
User avatar #132 to #130 - spankyy
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indeed.
#269 to #9 - icecreamonnips
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we will be here, fellow internet bro
we will be here, fellow internet bro
User avatar #294 to #269 - paradox
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thank you.
#381 to #9 - anon id: 8843aec1
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Hm. I kind of know how you feel. It makes me sad to hear that. I mean, I'm not exactly in the same position as you but...it's something. I recently tried to tell mine that I wanted a sex change. All they did was tell me that I was a failure and that I didn't know what I was saying. That I'd be ugly. They asked me why I couldn't just pretend that I didn't want to change and pretend to be happy. Pretend to not like what I like. When I heard that I couldn't believe my ears. Pretend to be happy? They then threatened to kick me out at a time when I clearly did not have the means to support myself. They said that they'd get me a psychologist because they thought something was wrong with me. It never happened and now they're pretending that I never said what I did. And life goes on. For them anyways. I hope things change for the better and that you'll live a happy life.
#242 to #9 - baconmanbacon **User deleted account**
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A person that can't accept family just because of their sexuality or what they likes pisses me off. You are family you should be together through thick and thin because without friends where would you go next?
#285 to #9 - anon id: c5b0ea04
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User avatar #387 to #9 - zzzaix [OP]
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I apologize if it hurts you.... I can turn it down upon your request...
#254 to #9 - anon id: ebb2e784
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GTFO
User avatar #425 to #254 - paradox
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believe me ive tried but i always come back to this damn site.
User avatar #239 to #9 - greenstrongworld
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I'm sorry mate. We here will accept you although we cannot help you.
#221 to #9 - anon id: d660389b
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Good, you ******* nancy
User avatar #298 to #221 - paradox
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thats funny. my girlfriends name is nancy.
User avatar #372 to #298 - zomitlu
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Your dad hates you even though you have a girlfriend? He's just being a dickhead now
User avatar #218 to #9 - confusedasian
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If you don't mind me asking, but what does the rest of your family think?
User avatar #288 to #218 - paradox
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my mom always kinda knew. or at least thats what she keeps telling me. my step doesnt care as long as im happy. my step brother doesnt give a **** & my 8 year old sister is to young to know what gay is.
#189 to #9 - anon id: 15c72e1d
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burn in hell muthafacka. do you know how parent's impression towards their childrens? They want grandsons to continue their family lineage but in the end, they are just adopted.
User avatar #290 to #189 - paradox
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i only **** guys not date them.
User avatar #198 to #9 - zeazet
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that really ******* sucks. those are the kinds of parents i cant stand. the ones who cant accept their kids becoming something that they dont like. its like they only want their son or daughter to be absolutely how the parents want them to be even if they know that everyone is different and somethings you cant change. people like this especially to their own children really piss me off.
#93 to #9 - anon id: b0adf66b
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shut up attention whore.
#187 to #9 - meganthemartian
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If I knew you in person, I'd take you in. You don't deserve that ****.
#224 to #9 - sooperdooperspeedy
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i bet you kiss boys faggot
User avatar #297 to #224 - paradox
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i also kiss girls faggot.
#393 to #9 - anon id: bd905a4a
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it made me cry too, because I have next to no support at all, and none from my family. Having to live a lie everyday...well it becomes a bit too much to handle
User avatar #152 to #9 - pryhuss
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haha
#388 to #9 - anon id: 533411c3
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I came out to my dad, he said "Oh, I already knew" and everything was fine.
#32 to #9 - mreggsalad
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It's okay. Here on the internet, we will love you.
#4 - vampyrate
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Not all gay people dress in drag. Not all drag queens are gay.
#12 to #4 - anon id: 0b0d7c55
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not all gay people play video games either

or eat the last peanut butter cup

jesus ******* christ why are you people so stupid
User avatar #19 to #12 - traceirving
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no but most people irrespective of their gender/sexuality or whatever do all of those things.
Anyone can like peanut better cups.
The drag comment is the odd one out because of the logic used.
#390 to #12 - anon id: 13a2abf2
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Not true, all gay people eat the last peanut butter cup.
If there are 2 gay people and 1 peanut butter cup, 2 peanut butter cups are created out of thin air for them to enjoy.

Science is a marvelous thing.
#205 to #4 - anon id: 106bc65e
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i wonder if the strait drag queen makes the gay ones uncomfortable?
#236 to #4 - blanketandpillow
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I kind of thought it was sweet. The dad is a bit ignorant, but accepting none-the-less just by default.
#359 to #4 - anon id: dc09fb07
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I used to enjoy some of the content on this website, but too many posts are being swayed by some very biased, hypocritical shmucks. You're upset because of one little drag comment? The author used it as part of his overall light-hearted yet touching point. He wasn't insinuating that ALL homosexuals wear drag (although many do). I think you really missed what he was trying to say. That, or you were just being self-righteous.
Funny, because how many posts on here make fun of African Americans? Why doesn't any one come to their defense? Why is it you can all be so loving and supportive of homosexuals yet you have so much hatred directed at black people? gay people can't choose who they're attracted to, just as black people don't choose the color of their skin. You say not all homosexuals wear drag, well not all African Americans are gang-banging low lives. Our current PRESIDENT is African American. Not sure if you're personally racist, but to all of you who are, stop being hypocrites.
User avatar #156 to #4 - konradkurze
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id say the guys dressing in drag are less gay than the fat guys who dress as girls in comicon

a guy dressing up to support a gay parade is less gay than a fat nerdy male princess leia
User avatar #23 to #4 - jimbobji
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I think he was adding humour to an otherwise fairly serious poem/quote/whatever it is.
#168 - brettd
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You guys always manage to make my day. I'm gay, but i would never have the guts to come out to anyone, let alone my father. But even if I've never met any of you, knowing that there's a whole website full of people who would accept me for who I really am, makes my life just a little bit easier.

Keep on keepin' on FJ.
User avatar #183 to #168 - ratchetmiles
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Go with your dreams yo. It was hard to admit to being a brony, even though I'm straight, in your case, it'd be even harder.
#303 to #183 - anon id: 0b56e851
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brony =/= gay.

You tell your tale on the wrong content, man. Liking a kids show isn't equal to someone's sexuality.
User avatar #460 to #303 - ratchetmiles
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I was saying that it was hard for me to say I was a brony and that it would be even harder for him to admit his sexuality, I was just trying to be nice about it.
User avatar #184 to #168 - ratchetmiles
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Also, I said "yo" jokingly....
#216 to #168 - stallwallwriter
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I hope someday you feel you can come out, to your dad and others, but until and even after then you're damn right there's a site full of supportive people here for you (okay, some of us are assholes, but not the majority.)   
It's actually pride week in my town right now. When you think about how difficult it would have been for a ton of gay people to literally parade down main street even 30 years ago, you can't help but have hope for the future.   
Stay strong, bro
I hope someday you feel you can come out, to your dad and others, but until and even after then you're damn right there's a site full of supportive people here for you (okay, some of us are assholes, but not the majority.)
It's actually pride week in my town right now. When you think about how difficult it would have been for a ton of gay people to literally parade down main street even 30 years ago, you can't help but have hope for the future.
Stay strong, bro
#244 to #168 - anon id: 86eb7dfb
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faggot
#389 to #168 - anon id: 05655684
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On the Internet, we can hate you, not for your sexual preferences, skin color, or other superficial traits. We can hate you for who you truly are.
User avatar #188 to #168 - russiangirl
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No matter what life has thrown at you, you have made it. No matter if you are black, yellow, purple nor what sexual preference you hold, it just makes you, you! If anyone puts you down, just remember, they're ********* that don't know **** about what it means to own a pair. They're just pussy's ((you are what you eat)). So keep trucking man, you'll always have someone, even if you don't know them, supporting you
#223 to #168 - sooperdooperspeedy
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i bet you kiss girls faggot
#229 to #168 - corruptdog
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#196 - thegayman
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mfw my dad disowned me, left the whole family, and moved to California when I came out of the closet
#245 to #196 - anon id: 86eb7dfb
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faggot
#302 to #196 - anon id: 0b56e851
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Well, damn. That sucks. He doesn't sound supportive enough to begin with - a good father would not just abandon his children no matter what sexuality are they.

Apparently you don't lose anything.
User avatar #232 to #196 - iamthedeigner
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He found your funnyjunk account name.
User avatar #201 to #196 - tsta
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seriously?
User avatar #226 to #201 - thegayman
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Mhm.
User avatar #265 to #226 - tsta
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that's ******* horrible
User avatar #8 - nodforfunny
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If my son were gay it would mean I had sex with a woman so life complete.
User avatar #7 - profanity
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If my son were gay, I would tell him that I will accept him and he can be gay as long as he acts like a guy, talks like a guy, dresses like a guy, speaks like a guy, acts like a guy and maintains all mannerisms of being a guy because he's a guy.

Of course I will secretly be disappointed at him for liking to take dick up the butt and would immediately proceed **** my wife and have another son ASAP to continue my bloodline. IN fact, when I grow up, I need at least two boys in case one turns out gay or some other sort of disappointment.

"HUH YOU BIGOT HOW COULD YOU DISGUSTING IGNORANT"

Hold the **** up. A lot of people support gayness and **** but can you honestly tell me any of them ever said, "Oh boy, I hope my son is gay." No! So shut the **** up, no one wants a gay son. Deal with it.
User avatar #92 to #7 - monsterman
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As a metrosexual, I probably get laid by more chicks than you've even talked to...

But that's okay. Tell me how I'm supposed to be "manly".
User avatar #136 to #92 - konradkurze
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.....that moment monsterman realizes every day hes outside its like walking through a convenience store...he just looks at all the women and considers which one he wants to pick
#98 to #7 - anon id: b0adf66b
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lol you are either 12 and have no ******* idea what you are talking about, or are 30 and have never had sex with a woman so you've made up fantasies about what your life would be like if you had a family. you look your child in the eyes whenever you have one adn tell them you don't love them for who they are. just do it.
User avatar #271 to #7 - icecreamonnips
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that's implying any woman would **** you. Homophobia is a huge turn off
User avatar #301 to #7 - kirkbot
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you don't deserve to be a father, you ******* prick. Just let your son be happy however the **** he wants
User avatar #248 to #7 - YllekNayr
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You're either a very good troll, or a disgusting excuse for a human being, masquerading behind a facade of what you perceive as masculinity to try to hide your bigotry.
User avatar #13 to #7 - jimbobji
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Girls also have your blood and will continue the line.
gay men can still have their own children, they're not infertile.
How can you tell your hypothetical son you accept him and then tell him to act straight?

I don't think you're not disgusting, I just don't agree with you opinions.
User avatar #15 to #13 - profanity
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Being gay means you're attracted to the same sex. He can do that, but why act like a effeminate faggot? It's not acting straight, it's acting like a ******* guy.
User avatar #20 to #15 - jimbobji
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I'm sorry, I read that wrong.
But still, being effeminate isn't exclusive to gay people, not that it should matter. If he changes to make you happy, he'd be making himself miserable. If you do have an effeminate son, don't be a dick.
User avatar #137 to #20 - konradkurze
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yeah, makes me think back
there was this one guy in school we all thought was gay....then we see him with a super hot girl.....
SHHHHEEEIIIT
User avatar #24 to #20 - profanity
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I won't be a dick, I'm just saying deep down inside I would be very disappointed that my boy didn't turn out to be the man I wanted him to be and will probably never accept him but just tolerate him.
User avatar #30 to #24 - jimbobji
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That IS what being a dick is.
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.

In seriousness, a man, to me, is a guy who does what makes him happy, and not change what he thinks, feels, does, wears, says to suit other people. It doesn't matter that he isn't going to have a bride, he's still potentially a great man.

I realise it's not a real son, but shhhh
User avatar #33 to #30 - profanity
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No. Those gay people flamboyantly marching in gay parades will never be men. Stop trying to twist the definition. I want my son to assume the gender typical definition of a man. Screw your "progressive" definition of a man.
User avatar #35 to #33 - phtholognyrrh
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look here you mother ******. i am a straight guy who has marched in gay pride parades. one of the greatest musical minds of our age, freddie mercury, was gay. so **** you, **** your prejudices, **** your small minded back woods ******** hate. i hope you have 10 sons who all turn out gay, just so you can see the pain in your childrens eyes when they know you secretly hate them. thats what you deserve, if all you could do is tolerate your own flesh and blood.
#45 to #35 - jimbobji
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You're the kind of person who can save a young LGBT persons life.   
I applaud you, good sir.
You're the kind of person who can save a young LGBT persons life.
I applaud you, good sir.
#50 to #45 - phtholognyrrh
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thank you. i was a national spokesperson for the lgbt community and raised money for the cause.
thank you. i was a national spokesperson for the lgbt community and raised money for the cause.
User avatar #55 to #50 - jimbobji
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Huge respect, I know a few straight people who'd be afraid to do stuff like that in fear of being judged and accused of being gay.
#61 to #55 - phtholognyrrh
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i was beat up every day for years, because of my advocacy. made me fight harder. i refused to let my lgbt friends be without an ally, and i refused to be ashamed of my upbringing - i was raised by two guys
i was beat up every day for years, because of my advocacy. made me fight harder. i refused to let my lgbt friends be without an ally, and i refused to be ashamed of my upbringing - i was raised by two guys
#66 to #61 - jimbobji
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You're Simba!
But damn, it's disgusting even being supportive of gays can be 'bad'... People like you make the world actually work. Imagine a world where almost everyone is like Profanity.
User avatar #71 to #66 - phtholognyrrh
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went to high school with 700 profanities, and about 15 tolerant people. ive had people pull knives on me over this ****. what consoles me is that i still love and respect them, and their opinions. they may be wrong, but its their right to be wrong, and thats ok. hate, however, is not ok, and thats when i step in. are you by any chance lgbt?
User avatar #76 to #71 - jimbobji
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Would I be correct guessing you're somewhere in America? All 3 schools I've been to have been about 7:3 (tolerant to profanity). This is in the UK, and according to friends and family, most UK schools are similar.
Yes, I consider myself 5 on the Kinsey Scale and would identify as 'gay'.
User avatar #80 to #76 - phtholognyrrh
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went to school in texas. it was a 50/50 breakdown in public schools, but the majority of the ones against lgbt were willing to have respectful conversation. i would have figured European schools would be more tolerant.
i applaud you on being who you are, it takes courage.
User avatar #83 to #80 - jimbobji
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It takes even more courage to do what you have did/are doing. I mean, I've never even helped at any sort of lgbt event...
And I agree, many people seem to want to know what really makes the difference and do talk about it. I'm glad and very very luck to have grown up where I have.
User avatar #85 to #83 - phtholognyrrh
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im glad you had a supportive atmosphere. the teen suicide rates for lgbt are skyrocketing, and 25% of lgbt youth are or will be homeless by their 18th birthday in texas
User avatar #89 to #85 - jimbobji
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I know that the suicide rate has increased recently.. It makes me sick. I myself thought about it, but thanks to very supportive people in my life I haven't felt like that in years. I just wish people who were like me then had the friends and family that I had
#91 to #89 - phtholognyrrh
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indeed. thats why i do what i do
indeed. thats why i do what i do
#96 to #91 - jimbobji
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You're getting my favourite comment spots
You're getting my favourite comment spots
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dangit you got the last word

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User avatar #43 to #35 - profanity
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I'm sure freddie mercury's existence will validate and make up for all the degenerate vulgar flamboyant faggotry in the world. This is like saying one accomplished black guy makes up for all the ********** of black people. Stay butthurt fag lover. By the time I plan to have kids, genetic engineering will make chances of having faggot kids or any sort of abnormality zero.
#47 to #43 - phtholognyrrh
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by the time youre able to have kids, most every person like you will find it hard to find a woman that isnt some cave troll living in the hills, since most every other person on the face of the planet will be accepting of gay people.   
   
Abraham lincoln, freed the slaves? had a gay lover in the union army.   
alexander the great, one of the greatest military minds of the pre-gunpowder age? bisexual.   
most every single philosopher in ancient greece, including hippocrates, who is the reason why doctors actually try to save lives at all costs? all had gay lovers   
   
so yah, just one successful gay guy in the history of gays.   
   
and a black guy invented peanut butter, and africans held the record for largest structure in the world for 4000 consecutive years. go read a book, you uneducated little ****.
by the time youre able to have kids, most every person like you will find it hard to find a woman that isnt some cave troll living in the hills, since most every other person on the face of the planet will be accepting of gay people.

Abraham lincoln, freed the slaves? had a gay lover in the union army.
alexander the great, one of the greatest military minds of the pre-gunpowder age? bisexual.
most every single philosopher in ancient greece, including hippocrates, who is the reason why doctors actually try to save lives at all costs? all had gay lovers

so yah, just one successful gay guy in the history of gays.

and a black guy invented peanut butter, and africans held the record for largest structure in the world for 4000 consecutive years. go read a book, you uneducated little ****.
User avatar #140 to #47 - konradkurze
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biggest structure?
User avatar #141 to #140 - phtholognyrrh
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great pyramid. largest by height, weight, square area covered, and cubic area.
User avatar #142 to #141 - konradkurze
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jesus christ, this argument again

Egyptians were arabs, yes they paid the ******* to build the Pyramids and Sphinxes, thats just it, it was all arab design and leadership, the ******* had no inclination to do it on their own and lacked (and still today lack) the intelligence motivation and skill to do it on their own
User avatar #144 to #142 - phtholognyrrh
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1) most of the builders were egyptian farmers
2) egypt is more africa than middle eastern.
User avatar #146 to #144 - konradkurze
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yes its on the african side of the channel BUT before arabs came there, egypt did not exist on the map, everything about egypt was created by arabs.....just on the african continent
User avatar #147 to #146 - phtholognyrrh
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i guess. theyre all brown to me.
User avatar #150 to #147 - konradkurze
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Arabs: light brown
Africans: black
User avatar #63 to #47 - profanity
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Keep grasping at straws, ******. Being gay and accomplishing stuff are not mutually exclusive. And those people you mentioned certainly don't owe their accomplishments to being gay or bisexual. But I'm sure none of them acted like flamboyant faggots did they? They acted like men. Africans held a large structure? Why the **** is this even relevant to anything at all? How the **** did this propel mankind to modern socioeconomic development and industrialization that lead in anyway to our modern day civilization or any modern civilization in Africa at all that wasn't founded by whites, arab or result of colonization? kill yourself
User avatar #68 to #63 - phtholognyrrh
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i literally cannot argue with you, because you are too stupid to understand what im saying, even after i dumb it down. so let me make it simple for you.

your way of thinking is a dying way. day by day, people realize that thinking what you think is wrong, and day by day you will see all the people who believe what you believe disappear. you will also see every person in your life cease to interact with you, as you are obviously a very hateful, intolerant and moronically close minded person. when you are truly alone, abandoned by your friends, your wife, and your ten gay sons, you will be the one to put a gun in his mouth, not me.
User avatar #73 to #68 - profanity
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Throw facts and objective reasoning with historical accuracy to counter your claim.

"hurr durr you're stupid to argue with. muh feelings. your way of life sucks. ad hominems"


You just invalidated yourself and any chance of a credible argument by acting like a 12 year old and just throwing out insults instead of accepting that i destroyed your argument.
User avatar #78 to #73 - phtholognyrrh
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explain how you destroyed my argument when you have yourself engaged in the fallacies of ad hominem, ad hominem tu quoque, appeals to ridicule and spite, begging the question, composition, guilt by association, hasty generalization, personal attacks, (all per the nizkor project) as well as changing the details of your own contentions and views. yah so you can throw out a latin term you learned in high school english or one day surfing the web watching two trolls fight it out. every argument you have made has been a glass house of falsehood, spite, and hate built upon sands of over-generalization and composition. you have not rationally addressed a single contention any person here has made, and instead spewed vitriol and absurdities in the name of victory. so how have you crushed my arguments, because i have yet to see it.
User avatar #90 to #78 - profanity
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I crushed your argument when you failed to counter mine. You google search of fallacies won't change the fact that you still haven't countered my argument and you're just going on about how my views are wrong when subjective ideals have no business in this argument. If you disagree with my ideals that's your problem, you believe in whatever floats your boat. I live a very fulfilling life and my ideals have never reflected on how I act with a person since I was raised by a very proper family with social etiquette. Sorry if you got dumb ghetto kids who wanted to stab you as I read in one of your replies to another user. That's not my problem. behavior isn't caused by your ideals, but by how you were raised. If you saw me in real life you would never know that I'm profanity. Just some normal college kid with a girlfriend and a normal life and friends. I keep my ideals to myself but of course I like go full politically incorrect on the internet.
User avatar #94 to #90 - phtholognyrrh
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just so you know, ive been using the argumentative theories since i was debated on a national scale. then i used them when i worked as a political activist and spoke with senators and congressmen. if subjective ideals have no place in this argument, then there is no argument for me to disprove. i was the only person to bring up some sort of information that wasnt an opinion. you stated your opinion, overgeneralized as usual, and i presented facts to counter it, and you attacked the man, not the argument. when you present a contention that isnt a personal attack, ill counter the **** out of it, because thats how i raised a million dollars for charity. thats how i competed on a national level in forensics. and if what youve shown is social etiquette, then i want no part in your society. you may have been raised by hateful exclusionary people, but i was raised by wild beasts, who believed that protecting the weak was a value worth upholding.
User avatar #99 to #94 - jimbobji
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Is that a reference to my Timon and Pumba joke?
#102 to #99 - phtholognyrrh
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maybeee
maybeee
#106 to #102 - jimbobji
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Ah, You....
Ah, You....
#113 to #106 - phtholognyrrh
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you did it again with that last word stuff
you did it again with that last word stuff
#116 to #113 - jimbobji
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Also, you misspelled "defeated"
Also, you misspelled "defeated"
#109 to #106 - phtholognyrrh
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after fighting the angry cave troll
after fighting the angry cave troll
#112 to #109 - jimbobji
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The best of friends
The best of friends
User avatar #104 to #94 - profanity
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Well you keep your "wild beasts" lifestyle. I ain't stopping you. I merely presented what began as an opinion on the internet about a content I saw on funnyjunk but developed into a *********. I wasn't raised by "exclusionary" people. They don't have the same ideals as me or even know what my ideals are. They just raised a kid like any person would want to raise a kid. My independent thoughts are not results of my upbringings. You play your social justice warrior part and I'll keep living my life. Not much else anyone can do on the internet but and endless pissing contest.
User avatar #105 to #104 - phtholognyrrh
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well then im sorry your father hated you. i guess that explains your less than pleasant demeanor today
User avatar #108 to #105 - profanity
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Not sure if that's a blatant personal attack or a legit conclusion that you came too but whatever floats your boat. I'll just assume it's the the latter in a misinformed attempt to put a cause to my "demeanor." just ending an argument by saying that my dad hates me as a personal attack is not really the pinnacle of closing arguments.
User avatar #126 to #108 - phtholognyrrh
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for your childrens sake i hope you dont breed.
User avatar #111 to #108 - jimbobji
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Because you're the victim of this 'argument' (an argument requires two or more people putting across their point or views). One possible personal attack against your frankly unprovoked usage of the "******" and "fag" and its variants.
User avatar #110 to #108 - phtholognyrrh
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thats why im not done. if you were raised just how anyone would want to raise a kid, then i would have to assume that you were raised in a manner reminiscent of how you said you would raise your gay son. your son doesn think the same way you do? shun him. you said you dont think the way your father did? now i see where your hateful parenting strategies come from.
User avatar #114 to #110 - profanity
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I just said I'd be disappointed if I had a gay son. I can't say anything without everything being interpreted as projection? If you're happy with a gay son, more power to you. But I wouldn't like a gay son. That's it. If this doesn't sit well with you then that sucks for you.
User avatar #121 to #108 - phtholognyrrh
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genetically engineering a section of the population out of the human spectrum because you dont like them is genocidal eugenics.
User avatar #125 to #121 - profanity
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But I'm just trying to modify my kin or prevent any abnormality, Im not trying to impose this on anyone else. I'm sure it's better than people aborting their kids because they have some sort of genetic defect.

And I'm not a bible thumper. I'm an atheist/agnostic/secular humanist whatever people decide to call them these days. And I identify as libertarian. This should clear up some stereotype you might have of me.
User avatar #117 to #108 - phtholognyrrh
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you didnt just say you would be disappointed. you basically said that you hoped homosexuality would be genetically eradicated from humanities gene pool. thats a bit worse.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez0AMf2U5RU
User avatar #119 to #117 - profanity
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I never said anything like that. And if I implied anything like it the only argument I recall is me saying that genetic engineering will assure me that I won't have a gay son. I haven't mentioned anything regarding eugenics.
#74 to #63 - jimbobji
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One. Does this look like what you consider manly?
Two. When has being straight helped anyone do anything other than making babies? Do you think Thomas Edison invented the light bulb because he craved vagina?
Three. You're implying that women can't make a difference. Look at the likes of Joan of Arc. She's, in your definition of a man, is at least ten times the man you'll ever be.
Four. How do you know the ethnicity of Mr/s phtholognyrrh? If it's psychic-ness, let me know how it's done.
Five. A man would never tell someone to end their own life.
User avatar #81 to #74 - profanity
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What my argument implies is that sexual orientation does not imply what you will accomplish. Just as I said gay, straight people are in the loop two. Never have I once mentioned women in the argument.

poly psych what mrs.who?

Everyone here is wishing death upon me and telling me to kill myself so yeah.
User avatar #86 to #81 - jimbobji
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Myself nor phtholognyrrh have wished death upon you.
And no, you didn't mention women. However, you're saying that acting feminine (IE like a woman) is a bad thing. Something people should not do because you have some warped sense of what people are.
User avatar #49 to #43 - jimbobji
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So, you've just changed your stance on even tolerating your kids (Which I sincerely hope you don't ever get)?

He wasn't saying that Freddie Mercury 'made up' for our.... I'm not actually sure what we did to make the world a bad place at all... but anyway, he was saying that being gay doesn't put you into a box that restricts the gay person to being 'faggy'.
#391 to #43 - yetiyitties
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Oh my god this is rich. You don't deserve the air you breath, idiot. But you do deserve the "Dunce" award. Have fun with that kiddo. Whenever you post a comment its like you're shouting on a sinking ship. What you have to say is not heard. Yours is a lost cause my friend. Have fun with that.
Oh my god this is rich. You don't deserve the air you breath, idiot. But you do deserve the "Dunce" award. Have fun with that kiddo. Whenever you post a comment its like you're shouting on a sinking ship. What you have to say is not heard. Yours is a lost cause my friend. Have fun with that.
User avatar #139 to #43 - konradkurze
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wtf ....you are literally too retarded to speak
end your noise pollution

Freddy was an arab......
#101 to #43 - anon id: b0adf66b
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holy **** you are the redneckiest.
User avatar #51 to #33 - captainfuckitall
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It's ironic that you tell him to stop twisting the definition of a man, when the actual definition is someone with an XY chromosome, yet you refuse to call people with said chromosomes 'men' if they have homosexual orientation

It makes it worse that you told another commenter below to clarify their meaning before speaking.

Were you trying to say you want your son to be 'manly'? If so, then that term IS subjective and changes from generation to generation (Knights, Noblemen, Ruffians, Cowboys, Gentlemen, Criminals, Weightlifters, Barmen, so on, so fourth) so by saying 'screw your "progressive definition"', you're actually saying "It's okay when I use certain types of logic, but it's not okay when you do it. Also, I'm stuck in a rut of tradition and would rather have people be miserable than be themselves because that's what coincides with my beliefs and makes me happy"

You know the Klu Klux Klan was started with that general thought in mind, yes?
User avatar #41 to #33 - jimbobji
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Technically the definition of a man is a fully grown human male, physiological sex (Note that I didn't say "gender") that produces sperm.
How one acts, their speech, mannerisms and how they decide to show their support/pride is not tethered to a persons 'gender', which opens a whole 'nother can of worms which I'm not really willing to delve into. You can't have an opinion on what makes a man a man, it's like arguing that we don't use oxygen.
Of course, you're referring to gender roles and societal pressures of what a man is, which is ridiculous in and of itself.
User avatar #138 to #33 - konradkurze
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so you want you son to live a life inside the closet
nice fascist "do as i say" apporoach
User avatar #53 to #33 - uhidk
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holy ****, dude.

you're an asshole.

seriously though...just ******* kill yourself.
User avatar #362 to #33 - IbeTrollinFewl
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Good god, I have meet rapists and child molesters that are better people than you.
User avatar #470 to #362 - revengeforfreeze
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Shut the **** UP
Sometimes I hate faggotjunk
User avatar #473 to #470 - IbeTrollinFewl
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Sorry princess let me correct myself, 8 month old comment.
User avatar #471 to #470 - IbeTrollinFewl
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>replying to a year old comment
>shiggy diggy
#472 to #471 - doneofsteel
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#100 to #24 - anon id: b0adf66b
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never have children if this is how you feel, because they disappoint you all the time, but you can't hold it against them. they are your ******* kin, and you love the **** out of them until you are dead. there is no other way. if you don't love your kids for who they are, they'll never love you. you can't sacrifice they're happiness for your preference. ******* asshole.
#133 to #7 - konradkurze
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implying a ******** like you will lose your virginity to have kids
#27 to #7 - cutiepyro
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that's rock bottom dude
User avatar #34 to #7 - captainfuckitall
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My mother wanted both me and my brother to be gay so we wouldn't run off with women and leave her high and dry

He's gay

He left her high and dry anyways
#56 to #34 - jimbobji
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That's a sad story. Why would you make me sad? Why?
That's a sad story. Why would you make me sad? Why?
User avatar #58 to #56 - captainfuckitall
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Because I hate your name
#60 to #58 - jimbobji
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It all makes sense now
It all makes sense now
User avatar #36 to #34 - profanity
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What the **** did she expect? Your brother and his boyfriend live with your mother?
User avatar #39 to #36 - captainfuckitall
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Actually, yes. She's a very family oriented woman (ironically, her children are the exact opposite)
User avatar #10 to #7 - teun
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If my son was gay, I don't care what he does as long as he is happy, like a really father would
User avatar #16 to #10 - profanity
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hurr durr my son is a drug lord pimp. But as long as he's happy.
User avatar #18 to #16 - teun
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I wasn't talking about being a druglord pimp, I was talking about clothes he likes to wear. Slightly different.
User avatar #21 to #18 - profanity
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" ...I don't care what he does as long as he is happy"

You should have specified then. For all you know he can be a gay drug lord pimp.
User avatar #22 to #21 - teun
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haha okay, I hope I have made myself clear, sorry for the miscommunication
User avatar #31 to #22 - jimbobji
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I knew what you meant
User avatar #62 to #22 - phtholognyrrh
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hes just a dumbass trying to take your argument to the extreme to find a way to prove it wrong
#281 to #62 - smokingtony
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That makes him wrong... If something isn't 100% right, then it's wrong. Do you speak English?
User avatar #427 to #281 - phtholognyrrh
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as a former english major, specialty in compositional theory, i should hope that i do. whats your point? and if your only point in a debate is founded upon absurdity, then even if in the hypothetical world youve created, you are correct, you are still wrong in the real world.
User avatar #378 to #21 - theturkeyburger
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Remember to wear a condom, please.
User avatar #42 to #16 - captainfuckitall
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So you'd rather your child act like someone they're not than be happy?
#1 - anon id: d6c172bb
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what the ****? he just ruined with that heels/dress comment.
User avatar #255 to #1 - bighairyfart
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No, he ruined it by telling his son to stop playing video games.
User avatar #87 to #1 - wliia
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I dunno, I kinda liked that. It shows he's ignorant of the whole lgbt thing but he's still accepting. Rather than hating the things he ignorant of, his default is acceptance.

Not sure if that makes any sense, but I think it has more impact that way.
#193 to #87 - koobzacc
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that's awesome
#194 - Loopholes
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You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
Well here we go:

“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)"
User avatar #252 to #194 - latinotornado
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Don't make this political because it's not. It's religious. I don't agree with it, but those people abandoning their children has nothing to do with their political ideology so you're talking about the wrong group of people.
User avatar #260 to #252 - nmathreeofive
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Conservative isn't always political, its also a synonym for traditional. And in America traditionally the average family is portrayed as christian
User avatar #262 to #260 - latinotornado
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so he used one word to lean towards another leaning towards the majority. ***** how about if he just said the name of the group he's talking about instead of using a synonym of a majority. He could have said 'christians' (or whatever other belief/religion) instead of Conservative. If he means it in the way you explained then I somewhat withdraw my previous comment, but my point in this comment still stands. Say what ya ****** mean m8. and thank you nmathreeofive for the knowledge.
User avatar #203 - internetrage
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this is pretty gay if you ask me
User avatar #356 - Ropyx
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Just Sayin', i don't care about gay people in general, but if my son would turn gay, i would be very disappointed, he was born from a man and a woman, i want to have nephews;
#357 to #356 - Ropyx
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forgot this
#463 to #356 - disappointed
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I wouldn't give a **** if he was born from the anus of a camel on a terraformed future mars.

He can do whatever the **** he wants.
#465 to #356 - anon id: fa9ee2e7
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Because I'm sure you turned out exactly what your dad wanted too right?
What is it with people and having a strict set of rules their children have to live by/become.
You don't pop them out to complete tasks for you, they're there own person, get the **** off your high horse.
#431 to #356 - feelythefeel
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>implying people are born to appease their parents
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#398 to #356 - patriotpenguin
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#361 to #356 - fatsackmcgee
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You want nephews from your son?
You want nephews from your son?
User avatar #380 to #361 - thebesttrumpeteer
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it's funny because russel brand is an oxygen thief.
User avatar #367 to #361 - Ropyx
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Where I Live we use the word "Nephews" for both.
User avatar #370 to #367 - fatsackmcgee
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That's ******* stupid.
User avatar #371 to #370 - Ropyx
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It's culture, in Italy the word Nephew means "Nipote" which is used to describe a Grandson AND a Nephew, with that said, i'm not Italian myself, but i'm working and in the rush I applied italian rules to what i was saying, now, you can call me whatever you want, oxygen thief or whatever, i am going to be thumbed down whatever I say because i'm not supporting gay rights, and you will be thumbed up even if you say that i am a Potato because you're going against me, so, you want glory, or just end this in a classy way?
User avatar #375 to #371 - fatsackmcgee
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(07/21/2013) [-]
You're a ******* potato.
#379 to #375 - Ropyx
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(07/21/2013) [-]
Well then