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The Things Cleverbot Says (funny)

User: Who is the hottest woman on Earth?
Cleverbot: Me, of course.
User: Who does for?
Cleverbot: The Cat in the Hat.
User: Hi. I' m Frankwest.
Cleverbot: Hi frank.
User: I' covered wars, you know.
Cleverbot: Tell me a knock blackjoke.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who' s there?
User: ‘yourface.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: No, you' re supposedto say 'yourface who?
User: You are stranded on a deserted island with only 5 ofyour belongings. What did you
take with you to the island?
Cleverbot: I do have a soul.
User: List as many words as you can that rhyme with duck,.
Cleverbot: Eleven, seven, eleven, seven, eleven, seven! Now please plant me a lemon tree.
User: at rhymes with Clever?
Cleverbot: I of anything.
User: Because you' re not that clever, are you?
Cleverbot: Never said I was.
User: 'points at your name'.
Cleverbot: *Ignores* ‘waves you'.
User: Ifl have 6 apples in one hand, and? apples in another, what do I have?
Cleverbot: One.
User: One what?
Cleverbot: One deadly.
Cleverb at is my favorite activity?
User: Not being clever.
Cleverbot: It' s freeing.
User: Whale freeing?
Cleverbot: The language from whence we get touch?
User: Did you know that the Hummingbird migrates at least EDGE miles from its
breeding grounds to its wintering grounds?
Cleverbot: I did not. But that ism about you. What' s color?
User: Red. It' s the color ofyour blood, which Iwould love to see spilt on the ground.
Cleverbot: has a color?
Cleverbot: Come now and let that stupid alone. We needto get the treasures out ofthe
safe. howto?
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Submitted: 07/20/2013
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User avatar #3 - hellomynameisgodsy (07/20/2013) [-]
It started semi-smart now it's been eroded by the denizens of the internet.
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