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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - aesis
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Virgin is still an insult?
Virgin is still an insult?
#20 to #4 - khonir
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Women are still the choosers , most men would not be virgins if women were as driven to **** as we were , and there would prolly be no 4chan , fj , tumblr..world of warcraft...
User avatar #22 to #20 - babyanalraper
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I'm honestly not trying to insult you, but what sexual experience with women do you have? Because you're not describing a reality that I recognize.
User avatar #50 to #20 - weenieandthebutt
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Okay, you're right about women being the choosers but women are still just as driven as men to ****. The only thing is that natural selection dictates women as the more sexually desired gender and because they get hit on by loads of men, they have the luxury of being more 'picky'. Women want to **** but there's so many men to choose from so they have to narrow down their options by performing '**** tests' which they do unconsciously. They assess you on various traits such as your personality, your sense of loyalty so one drop of your mum's spaghetti string and the girl will just get put off by you. You're probably a virgin because why should they choose you when there are so many other better men to choose from. Don't worry, same with me as well bro. Also, 4Chan, FJ, Tumblr, WOW would still exist since having fun isn't all about just sex.
#7 to #4 - anon id: 78f63829
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I always find it hilarious that virgin is an insult. Like honestly oh you aren't a drunken moron and prefer to think about your future and not risking getting some girl pregnant while you are a teenager and ******* up your entire life ha what a ******* loser
User avatar #13 to #7 - yetaxaa
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I think the idea of virgin as an insult is more an implication to their social awkwardness and inability to find a mate. Not necessarily true but i'm pretty sure that's the idea
#64 to #7 - anon id: 7ef713cb
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found the virgin
#19 to #7 - anon id: becdf3de
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I see your point but your way of laying it out sounds like... everyone who lost their virginity lost it because of being a drunken moron. Because that is the only way a teenager could possibly have sex.
#12 to #7 - anon id: ad0855b0
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Im not saying virgin is an insult. But isnt that being a teenager? ******* around? doing stupid ass ****? Of course making a girl pregnant as a teenager is stupid, but that can also happens when people arent drunk.
User avatar #14 to #12 - rainbowtacos
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Why does it have to be? I'm all for exploring the world around you, but there has to be a line. Why do people have to do eye shots? I haven't done it and I sure as hell don't need that experience.
#18 to #12 - anon id: fab1a94e
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I'm a teenager, but I don't do that sort of stuff because I genuinely care about future. I'm not a nerd or anything, I just don't see the point of ******* a bunch of girls and getting STDs and having to take care of a child before I'm even 18.
User avatar #67 to #18 - festiveorc
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I genuinely care about my future, but I also give more than two ***** about my present. You can enjoy sex and drugs in moderation, just use condoms and do your research.
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User avatar #11 to #4 - jajathezombie
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I've only ever seen virgin used as an insult on the internet. Where I live, everyone automatically assumes you're not a virgin if you're over the age of 12. If they find out you are one, well, they're really just surprised.
User avatar #25 to #4 - europe
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Ikr
They don't understand that if you stay one for long enough you become a wizard
User avatar #26 to #4 - kolmar
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God it's good to see Peter Bishop's face again. I miss that show so much.
#35 to #26 - aesis
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Second that.
Second that.
#38 to #35 - clifford
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Freshly made on Roflbot!
#43 to #38 - aesis
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This is currently my Facebook cover photo~
#45 to #43 - clifford
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Well isn't that a coincidence!
Well isn't that a coincidence!
User avatar #32 to #4 - Kairyuka
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I remember some actor or something being asked what he had to say to the people who called him gay. He talked about how he had nothing to say because it wasn't offensive to him. It was like saying "Your pants are blue!" when they are not blue. That's kinda how I feel about using virgin as an insult.
#37 to #4 - anon id: e72319ed
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Calling someone "HEY YOUR EZ VIRGIN!!11" is dumb indeed, but this was a burn, and a good one.
#61 to #4 - plaruti
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it is when you're in high school

User avatar #9 to #4 - stijnverheye
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Is it wrong to find it disgusting to **** in toilets in clubs . And **** on first date too
Like to wait for that special moment (not a toilet or ally)
#65 to #9 - anon id: 7ef713cb
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no it's not wrong to not do those things but who said anything about ******* in a clubs bathroom?
User avatar #72 to #65 - stijnverheye
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when i watch mtv i see nothing but that , it seems to be an image om much young individuels
#46 to #4 - weenieandthebutt
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It's more of a negative stigma rather than an insult in itself. Being a virgin often has that implication that you're an unconfident, socially inept loser with the inability to find a mate. With men, women often perceive them as unwanted rejects who are worthless for some unforeseen justifiable reason.
It's more of a negative stigma rather than an insult in itself. Being a virgin often has that implication that you're an unconfident, socially inept loser with the inability to find a mate. With men, women often perceive them as unwanted rejects who are worthless for some unforeseen justifiable reason.
#5 to #4 - taurusguy
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Omg you still virgin! I lost mine when i was sitll in my mom's wombs you virgin hentai watching *******.

Translate it into Facebookian yourself im too tired for that ****.
#34 to #4 - bronywhat
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>Make post defending virginity
>Flood of green thumbs from the virgin population known as funnyjunk.

In all srsness though, sex is bad, stay in school kids.
#71 to #34 - flyinjoo
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MWF "sex is bad"
User avatar #36 to #34 - aesis
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I'm not defending it.
Hell, I don't it's anything you can even attack.
I'm just saying it's a ******* stupid thing to insult people with.
#8 - imonaboatman
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#10 to #8 - anon id: fab1a94e
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It took me a minute, than I laughed my ass off.
#41 to #8 - hideyokidz
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*Kunis'
User avatar #16 to #8 - caesarslegion
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wait....

whut?
#17 to #16 - imonaboatman
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#2 - limitlesdragon
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it's alright if you kill yourself like this
it's alright if you kill yourself like this
#6 to #2 - anon id: 376ca3a8
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Here's another good one. You need a catapult and a guillotine. Aim the catapult at a city. Put the part of the guillotine that your head goes through next to the catapult's basket, and put the rope to trigger the catapult through the guillotine. When you trigger the guillotine, it will cut your neck and the rope, launching your head into the city.
#62 to #6 - anon id: eab8459c
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People actually tried to do that back then. Look it up
#24 to #2 - anon id: ea2b024a
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I'm sure nobody would look at the knocked over stool and wire hanging from the ceiling. Surely you tore your own head off.
User avatar #30 to #2 - folkflunky
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******* metal.
#15 - bionicpanda
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User avatar #49 to #15 - smokekusheveryday
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So saving that for my katawa folder
User avatar #69 to #15 - djdaggerztrike
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fukken saved
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#3 to #1 - freakyfriends
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what if i told you he's pouring acid and not water?
#48 - lolmasterx
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#68 to #48 - swagbot
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what the ****?
#44 - destroyerofcheese
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#21 - lacklusterpelican
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That burn was so sick...
#28 - wrightypow
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