Can you feel that?. Its the winds of change. This guy wading tho newspaper on ma subway is Maann Playas. Ha is from a family. His father was arrested whan ha wa
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Can you feel that?

Its the winds of change

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This guy wading tho newspaper on
ma subway is Maann Playas.
Ha is from a family. His
father was arrested whan ha was "
for drug dahling and his mothar was a
stripper. His family mound to Canada
and thare ha had mayoral start' dads.
Ha wattpad his girlfriend Ilia. Thay
wan about to gat married, and sha
Iliad in a oar avoidant. And also
difora that sha had lost hm hairy.
Shoo than Keanu avoids serious
relationships and having kids.
Ho' s ono of tho only Hollywood stars
without a Mansion. Ho said: "I liars in
a flat, I hays ecerything that I nsed
at anytime, why ohohoo an empty
housos"'
tins of his host friends mod by
ho was Riva
Joaquin Phoone::' s arathor}. Almost
in tho sams yoar I( sana' s father was
arrested again.
His younger sistar had .
Today sha is ._. and ho donated
of his gains from tho maria
Matrix to Hospitals that trudat
In onus of his birthdays, ho got to a
little sandy shop and hought him a
oaks, and startad “ting alone. If a fan
walhor by ho would talk to them and
offer samo of tho oaks.
Ho doesn' t hays bodyguards, and ho
deosn' t waar fancy cloth's.
Whoa thoy allgod him about "Sad
Keanu", ho replied: "You nsed to ho
happy to lino, I don' t"
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#4 - karmakoala (07/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
It's depressing that some ******** about hating phanact is on its way to front page ahead of this.
#1 - shashashanasha (07/20/2013) [+] (11 replies)
This is Kelsey Grammer. He was 2 when his parents divorced. His father wanted nothing to do with him and his family, only visiting him twice in 11 years. At age 13, his father was mugged and shot dead. Seven years later his little sister Karen was abducted, brutally raped and tortured and left for dead in the middle of nowhere by serial killer Freddie Glenn. Just 5 years later his twin half brothers were killed in a scuba diving accident. Over the course of his life, he has been married 4 times. His second wife was a stripper, who was abusive and shot him. After threatening divorce, she attempted suicide, which resulted in the miscarriage of what would've been his first daughter. His other 3 wives had a combined total of 5 miscarriages, one of them almost costing his 3rd wife's life. Grammer was a drug and alcohol abuser almost his entire adult life, and almost overdosed in 1994. One of his oldest and closest friends, David Angell, died in the 9/11 terrorist attacks. In 2008, he had a heart attack and was hospitalized for 7 weeks. And after all of that, he still managed to play Frasier Crane for 20 years on both Cheers and Frasier, and won 5 emmys and 3 golden globes for that performance. But look at that smile, still such a good man.
User avatar #5 - gabemczombie (07/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't care if it's a repost... It touched my heart all the way the way to my anus.
#33 - bloodmachine (07/20/2013) [-]
I spent a good two minutes in the beginning trying to figure out why he had a hand on his head. Then I saw that it was a poster.
I spent a good two minutes in the beginning trying to figure out why he had a hand on his head. Then I saw that it was a poster.
User avatar #55 - ellzfj (07/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Man this world is gonna suck when Keanu Reaves.
#13 - awildniglet (07/20/2013) [-]
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#19 - senorfrog (07/20/2013) [-]
Most of y'all are depressed by this, this actually gives me hope. Hope that there are real humans out there that are nice, and gives knowledge that most douchebags in the world are just people who never understood how good they had it or took what happened to them against everyone. "You have been wronged there, now it is your time to make sure future generations do not have to be wronged that way."-Char
#38 - wazerwifle (07/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Dont believe this Keanu is a monster.   
   
After completing the movie Speed, Reeves disappeared from public view for 6 months to complete a project he called "Life's calling". I August 1995, Reeves gained notoriety for hijacking a school bus in LA and leading police on a 10 hour chase, ending in tragedy. Reeves, who appeared mentally disturbed and sporting a full beard, reportedly spent 6 months planning the hijacking. Due to the nature of the hijacking, police assumed it filming for a sequel to the Speed movie, and dint respond until Reeves drove through a crowded marketplace, killing 16 and injuring over 100. Despite their best efforts, police were not able to stop Reeves, who drove the bus of 44 elementary school children off the Santa Monica Pier. All the children died, and autopsies showed that all 44 had been sexually molested by Reeves during the chase.
Dont believe this Keanu is a monster.

After completing the movie Speed, Reeves disappeared from public view for 6 months to complete a project he called "Life's calling". I August 1995, Reeves gained notoriety for hijacking a school bus in LA and leading police on a 10 hour chase, ending in tragedy. Reeves, who appeared mentally disturbed and sporting a full beard, reportedly spent 6 months planning the hijacking. Due to the nature of the hijacking, police assumed it filming for a sequel to the Speed movie, and dint respond until Reeves drove through a crowded marketplace, killing 16 and injuring over 100. Despite their best efforts, police were not able to stop Reeves, who drove the bus of 44 elementary school children off the Santa Monica Pier. All the children died, and autopsies showed that all 44 had been sexually molested by Reeves during the chase.
#49 to #38 - devout feminist (07/20/2013) [-]
After a fairly extensive google search I have decided that never happened.
User avatar #41 - hamsterball (07/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
If I was ever rich or famous I would live like Keanu reeves
User avatar #43 to #41 - nucularwar (07/20/2013) [-]
You say that now
#57 - jamesrustler (07/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I now have far more respect for this man.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Michaelbl (07/21/2013) [-]
I did not read the whole thing. I made an assumption. As self punishment for my stupidity i will leave this reply. please thumb it down. I will give thumbs to all who reply as well. Sorry James.
#21 - diabolicgnome ONLINE (07/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
oh god op why do you do this to me
oh god op why do you do this to me
#73 - stallwallwriter (07/21/2013) [-]
Anyone else amazed by the hand he has growing out of his head?
#42 - PopeyeBITCHES (07/20/2013) [-]
good man...good man
good man...good man
#28 - oreck (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There goes my good mode
There goes my good mode
#58 - mrsoup (07/21/2013) [-]
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#26 - grubbug (07/20/2013) [-]
i didn't expect these feels when i started reading...
i didn't expect these feels when i started reading...
#70 - scorpiogary (07/21/2013) [-]
It is good content, but under the green thumb it says funny. It is opposite of funny! What do I do???
User avatar #66 - brettyoke (07/21/2013) [-]
I dislike the fact that he donated 70% of his Matrix money to hospitals that treat Lukemia. Donate it to the families. The hospitals are driving those poor people in to debt for treatments, it's not like they're advancing much (or any) research for a cure.
#51 - JudasLitl (07/20/2013) [-]
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#34 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (07/20/2013) [-]
he also had a troubled childhood because come on, giant hand
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