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The Jesus said about hori" iorek' ,.
said anythign' g about it.
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#4 - rmoran (07/20/2013) [+] (15 replies)
But on the other hand..
But on the other hand..
#12 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [+] (62 replies)
Ok seriously, I don't give a **** about gay marriage. I'm straight, so it affects me in no way, shape, or form. I do not give a **** if they can marry or not. I don't ******* care... they're not me. I'm not gay. I don't have to worry about whether or not I can marry someone so I do not care.
#15 to #12 - cutiepyro (07/20/2013) [-]
i like how you logged out to say that, and you also favorited your comment to see how many thumbs of either portion you get
i like how you logged out to say that, and you also favorited your comment to see how many thumbs of either portion you get
#39 - kadish (07/20/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Idk if it's actually Jesus but...
"'If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads." Leviticus 20:13
I am not a christian or ANYTHING like that, I just want to say that it actually is in the bible.
User avatar #8 - douthit (07/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Because we all know all Christians hate gay people, and that they follow the only religion that says it's wrong, and that religious people are the only ones who can be intolerant of them.
User avatar #14 to #8 - merrymarvelite (07/20/2013) [-]
OP didn't say anything about any of that so I think that says more about you than him.
#35 - impaledsandwich (07/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#113 - lordorochimaru (07/20/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Because he is not real.Just a myth
#127 to #113 - mistafishy (07/20/2013) [-]
He's real to billions.   
   
He just isn't real to you.   
   
WHY IS SANTA CLAUSE IN THAT PHOTO!?
He's real to billions.

He just isn't real to you.

WHY IS SANTA CLAUSE IN THAT PHOTO!?
User avatar #1 - davidteninch (07/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Well most homosexuals at the time where just stoned so it really didn't need mentioning.



Jokes aside, the post is correct.
#130 - pehnut (07/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)

Leveticus 18:22
Leveticus 20:13
Matthew 19:4-6
just to name a few

Not saying I don't support gay marriage, but I don't like it when people make stuff up to support their political views
User avatar #62 - pimpinboobnugget (07/20/2013) [+] (21 replies)
I would like ONE GOOD reason why homosexuals are bad.
User avatar #66 to #62 - Furubatsu (07/20/2013) [-]
They steal all the hot men!
#10 - pappathethird (07/20/2013) [-]
Not just Jesus

The Jesus
#47 - imnotkickthecat (07/20/2013) [-]
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#28 - pokimone (07/20/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I'm both gay and Christian...   
   
   
...oh god... I'm a monster...
I'm both gay and Christian...


...oh god... I'm a monster...
User avatar #7 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (07/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Matthew 5:17-19: "For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. Therefore anyone who sets aside one of the least of these commands and teaches others accordingly will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven.”

So yes, Jesus actually did say something about it, just not as directly as people would've liked, I guess.
#11 to #7 - paulthehero (07/20/2013) [-]
I'm glad at least someone else knows about the more subtle way Jesus taught sometimes.
#198 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [+] (13 replies)
if everyone on earth was gay then we would have no way to reproduce and eventually our race would perish.. someone explain to me with FACTS how this is supposed to be okay?
science:1
homos:0
#211 to #198 - silverhellion (07/21/2013) [-]
this planet has a looming overpopulation crisis as it is.
User avatar #80 - kkitkat (07/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
But the bible itself does.
Just sayin'
User avatar #95 to #80 - Shramin (07/20/2013) [-]
Christendom revolves around Jesus Christ, not the entirety of the bible.
#123 - fistoftheaxis (07/20/2013) [-]
I just googled "gay jesus porn". "Passio", eh?
#90 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
the jesus
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