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Trying to be alpha

Anonymous ) : 40
is Really like girl.
So. I go and talk to girl,
is After a few minutes, tell her I like her and ask fat her number,
er She gives me digits.
is **** yes! ls this the ALPHA STAGE????
is Call her a day later.
in She asks, shocked, "Haw the **** did you get this number?'
Youger ins the
is Says to herself. "Oh, **** , I must have given you my real we by mistaked"
ltr I laugh-
is She doesnt,
I laugh in denial.
is She doesn' t.
is I force a laugh-
The dialating laughs at me, not with me.
is I keep laughing through the tears.
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Submitted: 07/20/2013
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User avatar #4 - thedumbledore (07/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I really don't understand giving guys/girls a fake number.

Seriously, how ******* hard is 'Sorry, I'm not interested' or 'I have a boyfriend/girlfriend'?

It gets the message across, and it doesn't give any false hope.
User avatar #1 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Always read them the phone number they gave you wrongly. If they don't correct you then it's fake.
User avatar #3 - nervaaurelius (07/20/2013) [-]
I've gotten a 9 digit number before and I didn't realize it till the next day...
User avatar #10 - ananamouse (07/21/2013) [-]
first time I asked the opposite sex for a number, I got a 911-#### number...being a young and hopeful kid, I dialed it..."Hello, what is your emergency?" hang up...leave the house and go hang out with friends in the neighborhood till dinner time...come home to mom asking me what happened and hang head in shame while I admit to getting duped by my crush...mom wasn't mad and was really understanding...yay mom for making me feel loved
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