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Trying to be alpha

Anonymous ) : 40
is Really like girl.
So. I go and talk to girl,
is After a few minutes, tell her I like her and ask fat her number,
er She gives me digits.
is Fuck yes! ls this the ALPHA STAGE????
is Call her a day later.
in She asks, shocked, "Haw the fuck did you get this number?'
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is Says to herself. "Oh, fuck, I must have given you my real we by mistaked"
ltr I laugh-
is She doesnt,
I laugh in denial.
is She doesn' t.
is I force a laugh-
The dialating laughs at me, not with me.
is I keep laughing through the tears.
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User avatar #4 - thedumbledore
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(07/20/2013) [-]
I really don't understand giving guys/girls a fake number.

Seriously, how ******* hard is 'Sorry, I'm not interested' or 'I have a boyfriend/girlfriend'?

It gets the message across, and it doesn't give any false hope.
#5 to #4 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account**
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Because people are heartless assholes.
#8 to #4 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
it's because they like being total assholes, and despite deep down knowing that it's a horrible thing to do, they accept it as being who they are and cry when no one likes their sorry ass
User avatar #7 to #4 - myrtille
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Once some guy asked for my number when I had a boyfriend, and I told him that I had a boyfriend, and he kept pushing it
So, sometimes guys are pushy buttplugs and sometimes you just don't want to say "seriously, get the **** away" so you give em a fake number
User avatar #9 to #7 - thedumbledore
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(07/20/2013) [-]
When that happens to me and when they keep pushing I actually just do tell them to leave me the **** alone, as they have no respect me or my word and are just a pain in the arse.

Different strokes for different folks on that, but most times I've seen the 'fake number' being pulled it's a first time thing when they think the person is joke.
#6 to #4 - fbiagent
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(07/20/2013) [-]
people are pussies and dont like confrontation
User avatar #1 - thebestpieever
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(07/20/2013) [-]
Always read them the phone number they gave you wrongly. If they don't correct you then it's fake.
#2 to #1 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
and if it is fake just rip it up into small pieces say thanks just walk away gril will want you because you rejected her
User avatar #3 - nervaaurelius
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(07/20/2013) [-]
I've gotten a 9 digit number before and I didn't realize it till the next day...
User avatar #10 - ananamouse
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(07/21/2013) [-]
first time I asked the opposite sex for a number, I got a 911-#### number...being a young and hopeful kid, I dialed it..."Hello, what is your emergency?" hang up...leave the house and go hang out with friends in the neighborhood till dinner time...come home to mom asking me what happened and hang head in shame while I admit to getting duped by my wasn't mad and was really understanding...yay mom for making me feel loved