Prank phone call. . Me - sleeping peacefully. At it am, a phone eall wakes me up. I decide to answer seeing as I am annoyed and want to tell whoever is balling
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Prank phone call

Me - sleeping peacefully. At it am, a phone
eall wakes me up. I decide to answer seeing
as I am annoyed and want to tell whoever is
balling off. Trying to be casual, I say Hello.
What I hear on the other line: "Listen
Crystal, have you seen Meth?” (stupidest
icke in the world). I can hear voices in the
background, laughing their ass' s off.
Obviously I' m on speaker phone. So, once
the laughter has died down a bit I reply
Mark (picking rrandom name
hoping I get lucky), I have been meaning to
eall you. After that one night stand we had a
while back, I got pregnant. Mark, you’ re the
father." By this time the other line is silent
and I know everyone is listening. I' m trying
not to laugh. A couple of seconds pass and I
hear a panicking voice: “Kate? (My name' s
not Kate) Is that you? **** !" And the line
goes dead. My dreams were beautiful that
night.
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Submitted: 07/20/2013
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User avatar #5 - zaiopeperse (07/20/2013) [+] (21 replies)
Wait so phanact is a girl? I'm intrigued

and truth be told, slightly aroused
#19 to #5 - captainreposty (07/20/2013) [-]
Nope. Just a reposting reposter from planet reposty. I am his captain. He's a dick.
User avatar #1 - portshadow **User deleted account** (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is going to get front page, just because of the user.
User avatar #25 - zenherp (07/21/2013) [-]
oh **** its this post again
User avatar #26 - ImsoObvious (07/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
They obviously counter trolled you because no retard would accidentally call someone theyve had sex with and not know it was their number.
#29 to #26 - someoneforamoment (07/21/2013) [-]
Do you know the phone number of everyone you have recently slept with? No one can realistically keep track of that.
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