What. . Some random girl at the supermarket Girl: "Ouch my throat really hurts." Me: "I that yhur knees dty too." Her: What Me: What Unlike I Comment. At some party Friend:My dick hurts Girl:So does my throat Friend:good you filthy whore
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Some random girl at the supermarket
Girl: "Ouch my throat really hurts."
Me: "I that yhur knees dty too."
Her: What
Me: What
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Submitted: 07/19/2013
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#11 - paras (07/20/2013) [+] (20 replies)
**paras rolls 55**
#19 - imonaboatman (07/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Me: My dick hurts
*nobody makes a joke because they know I never get laid*



#20 to #19 - devout feminist (07/20/2013) [-]
I bet your wrist does too
User avatar #1 - gamerkill ONLINE (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
At some party
Friend:My dick hurts
Girl:So does my throat
Friend:good you filthy whore
User avatar #3 - warbob ONLINE (07/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
in the butt
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#21 - spazzin has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#26 to #21 - joshofsouls (07/20/2013) [-]


I don't know if you know this.
But HIV doesn't cause your dick to hurt...
#4 - devout feminist (07/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
8th grade, have some obnoxious girl in my class, she's the odd one out in the seating chart, off on her own
Some Kid: Now you get to be a loner
Girl: Loner with a-...
Teacher: What?
Girl: What?
#44 - metalkprint (07/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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My dick hurts
#47 to #44 - curveball (07/20/2013) [-]
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#63 - datgrass (07/20/2013) [+] (36 replies)
#5 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (07/20/2013) [-]
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#45 - josieabby (07/20/2013) [-]
(or not so discreetly)
(or not so discreetly)
#28 - ineedtotakeapiss (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I remember back on Year 10 in High School I walked into my Drama class and sat down next to my friends and started moving my legs around. They asked me what i was doing and I told them that my dick was hurting. Then a few minutes later the loud obnoxious girl in the class walked in with her friends late again and stood around while everyone else sat down. Her friends asked her why she wasn't sitting down and she said that her ass was hurting. My friends between me and her whilst I slowly nodded to them.

tl;dr Friends thought I ass ****** a girl. I went along because **** the police
#25 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#10 - devout feminist (07/20/2013) [-]
in high school this girl started coughing grabbing her throat and shout ow my folopian tube
true story
#7 - imdrwiggles (07/20/2013) [-]
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