Hey Sarah, how are you doing?";
I' m great, John- What about you?'
I' m doing okay. Say... I was wandering "
seeing as n' s Saturday tomorrow "
whether you' d like to go out and see a
movie or scarring'?''
Oh, sorry. I can' t tor' notroll his and my boyfriend
are going out for dinner." l
Yep! you know Jason from school? We started
going out stew days ago. He' s a realty funny guy to
yean. I remember him-" I
was realty nice when we got together. I took my tithe
sister to the park and he was sitting on one of the
benches. looking lonely. kind of down. too, so I
went overlie talk in him. We just sort of clicked.‘
you were unhappy'?"
t "Yeah. I guess."
you eould' talked in me about it. if
you wanted. he aways hereto listen,"
I "I know. and thanks. That means a lot-"
Sarah. I might as well say this now: I love you.
I sit up at night, wishing we were together.
because I care about you so much. I want to
hold you when you' re upset and I want us to
share the rest of our lives together. because
when I' m with you, it feels like everything will
be akay. |' always been new for you. Sarah,
but it feels like you never take any notice of
me. instead opting to go out with these
doucher: rags who never wish to you and just
betray your trust. I' been right In front of you.
and I just wish you' d give me a chance to make
Yeah. That' s right. you always were. Back then, and to this very day, you
were there for me. airways at your computer, ready to provide a virtual hug and
a virtual smile with your lovely B grade Englisc. You sit, watch and wait as I
apparently inflict these countless guys on myself, an the while
expecting me to turn around after the East guy and say "John, it' s you I should
have fallen in love with all along“. After which, we get together and I hold your
hand through all of the movie theaters and sunny beaches and sleepovers that
you never got to experience like the rest of us at fourteen years of age.
because you still don' t have the gumption to do now what you didn' t have the
gumption to do then. you' re dull, John. you' re boring. and you' re boring
because while these shitheads were getting outside and into the sun. making
mistakes and experiencing the wonders of youth, you were in your mom,
learning about every facet of your favourite RPG, pretending to understand
arguments about religion and politics to appear smart and creating dreadful,
dreadful heartbroken poetry. trying to convince yourself that knowledge is
better than wisdom. It isn' t, John, and the only reason I would go outwith
anybody who spent so much time learning about ancient conflicts that don' t
matter anymore is if they were confident and cheerful, or if they were great in
bad. things that I suspect you know nothing about. These guys know that we
girls need excitement. variation, medias. arguments and not to just trundle
along for the rest of our lives with some submissive coward telling us that
we' re great, because having to listen to the same sappy sweet talk over and
over again is boring. I like it when I fight with my boyfriends. It shows that they
aren' t afraid to voice their true opinions about me, unlike a guy a who tells me
I' m interesting and cute when he really thinks I' m neurotic and not intelligent
enough to pick up on his true intention of having sex with me when he wants
and then trying to have deep. meaningful conversations with me to maintain
the fictitious image he has of his sensitive, caring side. Gifts want to be with
emanates because they are savage and priviliged, and in many cases this
means that they are impulsive, full of energy and strong, as opposed to pale
skinned, calculating, "intellectual" man who, when push comes to shove,
wouldn' t know excitement if it hit them in tireless. I' d go so far as to say that
your rejection - or lack - of your male instincts will stem population growth. as
more and more shy guys try to become intelligent by studying a wide range of
that is largely supplied and accepted by previous social
inadequates, instead of following their primal instincts of becoming grown men,
impregnating women and thus contributing to the continuation of the human
race. I' m sorry ifl consider the future of our species to be more important than
your pathetic lust for a pure, innocent virgin, but quite frankly. the only thing
that your introversion says to me is that you are trying to appear timid, shy and
misunderstood, when in reality, your reluctance to take some control over your
life and your tendency to whine and feign depression when things don' t go
your way makes me think of you as nothing more than a
selfish, cowardly prick."
First all, I just asked to go out to a movie with you, maybe I
only stay inside because I have no one worth going outside with. you
could have been that per' son, but being a bitch is better I guess. In
any case, I may be shy and quiet, I may not like going out and being
a jackass. Maybe I do prefer a night playing video games to one
clubbing with assholes and whores. and getting drunk and pissing on
my friend' s couch, but that is who I am. why would I be something I
am not? I' m just a separate personality type, and ther, are going to
be women out there who' ll mesh with me. Lets face it though. you' d
take pride in your' 'nerdy boyfriend' if I was rich or attractive. you
don' t give a single solitary shit For the Furture 'mankind, in Fact
I' m surprised you rationalized your' excuse that Far. most your'
peers don' t. Oh, by the way? Thanks For leading me on all that time.
you apparently knew how I felt and rather than letting me down early
you used me as sustinance you your' attention whoreing nature, took
the time to think up a nice big speech to make me Feel as bad as
possible. what a Fucking bitch.
HI GUYS I' M THE NEW TRANSFER STUDENT AIRMAN I CAME HERE FROM
THE CITY UNIVERSITY AND I JUST 1/ VENTED TO INTRODUCE MYSELF IN A
LONG in-' INDED STUPID SPEECH BECAUSE THAT SEEMS TO BE IA/ -
PEOPLE DO AROUND THIS SCHOOL ANYWAY I CAN SEE YOU' RE HAVING
RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS AND YOU BOTH HAVE RATHER LARGE
PERSE) IALITY FLAIRS. TO SOME DEGREE BOTH OF YOU ARE RATHER
AND TEND TO Dch/ BYPLAY YOUR OWN FL/ WW) WHILE
EXAGERATING THE FL/ WW) OF THE OTHER. I THINK YOU NEED TC) --
All my powers do
is push others