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Hey Sarah, how are you doing?";
I' m great, John- What about you?'
I' m doing okay. Say... I was wandering "
seeing as n' s Saturday tomorrow "
whether you' d like to go out and see a
movie or scarring'?''
Oh, sorry. I can' t tor' notroll his and my boyfriend
are going out for dinner." l
Yep! you know Jason from school? We started
going out stew days ago. He' s a realty funny guy to
be around!"
yean. I remember him-" I
was realty nice when we got together. I took my tithe
sister to the park and he was sitting on one of the
benches. looking lonely. kind of down. too, so I
went overlie talk in him. We just sort of clicked.‘
you were unhappy'?"
t "Yeah. I guess."
you eould' talked in me about it. if
you wanted. he aways hereto listen,"
I "I know. and thanks. That means a lot-"
Sarah. I might as well say this now: I love you.
I sit up at night, wishing we were together.
because I care about you so much. I want to
hold you when you' re upset and I want us to
share the rest of our lives together. because
when I' m with you, it feels like everything will
be akay. |' always been new for you. Sarah,
but it feels like you never take any notice of
me. instead opting to go out with these
doucher: rags who never wish to you and just
betray your trust. I' been right In front of you.
and I just wish you' d give me a chance to make
you happy.
Yeah. That' s right. you always were. Back then, and to this very day, you
were there for me. airways at your computer, ready to provide a virtual hug and
a virtual smile with your lovely B grade Englisc. You sit, watch and wait as I
apparently inflict these countless guys on myself, an the while
expecting me to turn around after the East guy and say "John, it' s you I should
have fallen in love with all along“. After which, we get together and I hold your
hand through all of the movie theaters and sunny beaches and sleepovers that
you never got to experience like the rest of us at fourteen years of age.
because you still don' t have the gumption to do now what you didn' t have the
gumption to do then. you' re dull, John. you' re boring. and you' re boring
because while these ********* were getting outside and into the sun. making
mistakes and experiencing the wonders of youth, you were in your mom,
learning about every facet of your favourite RPG, pretending to understand
arguments about religion and politics to appear smart and creating dreadful,
dreadful heartbroken poetry. trying to convince yourself that knowledge is
better than wisdom. It isn' t, John, and the only reason I would go outwith
anybody who spent so much time learning about ancient conflicts that don' t
matter anymore is if they were confident and cheerful, or if they were great in
bad. things that I suspect you know nothing about. These guys know that we
girls need excitement. variation, medias. arguments and not to just trundle
along for the rest of our lives with some submissive coward telling us that
we' re great, because having to listen to the same sappy sweet talk over and
over again is boring. I like it when I fight with my boyfriends. It shows that they
aren' t afraid to voice their true opinions about me, unlike a guy a who tells me
I' m interesting and cute when he really thinks I' m neurotic and not intelligent
enough to pick up on his true intention of having sex with me when he wants
and then trying to have deep. meaningful conversations with me to maintain
the fictitious image he has of his sensitive, caring side. Gifts want to be with
emanates because they are savage and priviliged, and in many cases this
means that they are impulsive, full of energy and strong, as opposed to pale
skinned, calculating, "intellectual" man who, when push comes to shove,
wouldn' t know excitement if it hit them in tireless. I' d go so far as to say that
your rejection - or lack - of your male instincts will stem population growth. as
more and more shy guys try to become intelligent by studying a wide range of
that is largely supplied and accepted by previous social
inadequates, instead of following their primal instincts of becoming grown men,
impregnating women and thus contributing to the continuation of the human
race. I' m sorry ifl consider the future of our species to be more important than
your pathetic lust for a pure, innocent virgin, but quite frankly. the only thing
that your introversion says to me is that you are trying to appear timid, shy and
misunderstood, when in reality, your reluctance to take some control over your
life and your tendency to whine and feign depression when things don' t go
your way makes me think of you as nothing more than a
selfish, cowardly prick."
First all, I just asked to go out to a movie with you, maybe I
only stay inside because I have no one worth going outside with. you
could have been that per' son, but being a bitch is better I guess. In
any case, I may be shy and quiet, I may not like going out and being
a jackass. Maybe I do prefer a night playing video games to one
clubbing with assholes and whores. and getting drunk and pissing on
my friend' s couch, but that is who I am. why would I be something I
am not? I' m just a separate personality type, and ther, are going to
be women out there who' ll mesh with me. Lets face it though. you' d
take pride in your' 'nerdy boyfriend' if I was rich or attractive. you
don' t give a single solitary **** For the Furture 'mankind, in Fact
I' m surprised you rationalized your' excuse that Far. most your'
peers don' t. Oh, by the way? Thanks For leading me on all that time.
you apparently knew how I felt and rather than letting me down early
you used me as sustinance you your' attention whoreing nature, took
the time to think up a nice big speech to make me Feel as bad as
possible. what a ******* bitch.
HI GUYS I' M THE NEW TRANSFER STUDENT AIRMAN I CAME HERE FROM
THE CITY UNIVERSITY AND I JUST 1/ VENTED TO INTRODUCE MYSELF IN A
LONG in-' INDED STUPID SPEECH BECAUSE THAT SEEMS TO BE IA/ -
PEOPLE DO AROUND THIS SCHOOL ANYWAY I CAN SEE YOU' RE HAVING
RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS AND YOU BOTH HAVE RATHER LARGE
PERSE) IALITY FLAIRS. TO SOME DEGREE BOTH OF YOU ARE RATHER
AND TEND TO Dch/ BYPLAY YOUR OWN FL/ WW) WHILE
EXAGERATING THE FL/ WW) OF THE OTHER. I THINK YOU NEED TC) --
FWOOSH"
All my powers do
is push others
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#6 - nerdreaper (07/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What the girl said in the fourth panel... it struck closer to home than I liked...
#9 - cydom (07/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I think we all need to read the last panel before we take things away from the other two. Two people with valid arguments, but who are basically making the other one out to be far worse than they actually are when they argue.

There's a level of moderation that a third party can give to any argument through impartial observation and what we see is that there's a fine line between someone who tells fake compliments to get sex and someone who honestly adores someone despite their faults. There is a difference between someone who is too introverted to go out and experience new things and someone who knows what they like and move towards doing whatever it is they enjoy in life.

Decide which one you are, why you do what it is you do and if it's because that's who you are and want to be, there shouldn't be anything anyone can say to make you doubt yourself. If you do what you do because you feel it's easiest, because society expects that of you or if you simply want to be someone different but aren't willing to try, then you need to rethink your life and how you're living it.

This isn't some gospel truth about the nature of introverted teenagers or girls. It's like saying that all athletic guys are dumb and all nerds are socially inept.

Read this and look at yourself. Really look. Don't look for what you want to see and don't look for what this comic might make you feel ashamed of. See what is there. Do you want to have six pack and go out every night more than you want to spend time inside talking to friends and playing games? Are you willing to go with drunk people and humiliate yourself from time to time or are you willing to miss out on the occasional popular party? It's a choice you make about your life and if there's something, anything you're not happy with you are the one who IS going to deal with it. Be who you are and then all you need to do is work towards who you were always meant to be.

I love you FJ guys and gals. Because you know who you want to be.
#23 - artadork (07/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I dunno. I think the girl is right. I'm a guy too, but if a girl likes someone with a different personality than the one I have, that doesn't make her a bitch. That just means we aren't compatible. It's like trying to max out mana on an archer in Skyrim. You can do it, but it's not a good idea and won't make the game too fun for you.
#2 - teranin ONLINE (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I wasn't sure where this was going and almost stopped reading it.  then I shot my drink out of my nose.
I wasn't sure where this was going and almost stopped reading it. then I shot my drink out of my nose.
#13 - iamchicken (07/20/2013) [-]
Well that fourth panel ******* destroyed all my happy for today... god damn.
#10 - kietzu (07/20/2013) [-]
I don't even know any more.
This website has given me several detailed descriptions of myself and how sad I am only to re-analyse itself and say it's not true and then say it is and so on and so forth.

I'm just going to forget what I read tonight, not change the way I act, and eventually die.
I'm going to be "happy" no matter what I have in the end..

Oh yeah, there's a joke at the end... I guess.
#24 - crystalmethod (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #1 - naruske (07/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
tl;dr
User avatar #5 to #1 - sanguinesolitude (07/19/2013) [-]
after reading "her" response i think i need to rethink my life.
#54 - adu ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
Problems I see with this conversation:   
   
Guy:   
>assumes anyone she dates is a douchebag because it's not him   
>appeals to emotion rather than commitment   
>was apparently waiting for her to make the move (hint: there's a 50% chance that she never would, assuming she's interested)   
   
Girl:   
>Criticizes guy for his interests (naturalist fallacy)   
>Criticizes him for not having "gumption" (even though he just spilled his guts)   
>Generalizes her interests in relationships for "what girls want"   
>Claims that his personality is "fictitious" with no reasoning besides she doesn't find it interesting   
>Admits she likes arseholes (generalizing it again, like all girls want excitement, sex, and abuse from the kind of men who think America is 2013 years old)   
>Naturalistic fallacy again, appealing to the "primal instincts" for the sake of mankind, as if mankind progressed by raping women and lifting rocks up and down.    
   
Guy:   
>Assuming the people she hangs out with are bitches and whores   
>Given the assumption that she hung out with bitches and whores, the logical deduction long ago would be that she was a bitch and/or whore not worth the time   
>Shifts the blame of his interest on her "leading him on", accuses her of attention whoring despite whoring himself out for her attention, etc.   
   
Airman:   
>10/10 flawless, would bang, better than Gaben with a vagina   
   
   
Seriously though, these kinds of situations occur all the time because of guys becoming infatuated with a girl's appearance, and then actively seeking them out. The best plan for finding love is not to go after a girl who is probably incompatible with your personality, but to join a club or a group you're generally interested in and keep an open mind about the girls around you. You can be confident and still reserved, intelligent and still vocal. Remember that becoming better and better friends is the best option, and this should be easy with similar interests. Also, time to strike is AFTER THE BREAKUP, not the start of the relationship!
Problems I see with this conversation:

Guy:
>assumes anyone she dates is a douchebag because it's not him
>appeals to emotion rather than commitment
>was apparently waiting for her to make the move (hint: there's a 50% chance that she never would, assuming she's interested)

Girl:
>Criticizes guy for his interests (naturalist fallacy)
>Criticizes him for not having "gumption" (even though he just spilled his guts)
>Generalizes her interests in relationships for "what girls want"
>Claims that his personality is "fictitious" with no reasoning besides she doesn't find it interesting
>Admits she likes arseholes (generalizing it again, like all girls want excitement, sex, and abuse from the kind of men who think America is 2013 years old)
>Naturalistic fallacy again, appealing to the "primal instincts" for the sake of mankind, as if mankind progressed by raping women and lifting rocks up and down.

Guy:
>Assuming the people she hangs out with are bitches and whores
>Given the assumption that she hung out with bitches and whores, the logical deduction long ago would be that she was a bitch and/or whore not worth the time
>Shifts the blame of his interest on her "leading him on", accuses her of attention whoring despite whoring himself out for her attention, etc.

Airman:
>10/10 flawless, would bang, better than Gaben with a vagina


Seriously though, these kinds of situations occur all the time because of guys becoming infatuated with a girl's appearance, and then actively seeking them out. The best plan for finding love is not to go after a girl who is probably incompatible with your personality, but to join a club or a group you're generally interested in and keep an open mind about the girls around you. You can be confident and still reserved, intelligent and still vocal. Remember that becoming better and better friends is the best option, and this should be easy with similar interests. Also, time to strike is AFTER THE BREAKUP, not the start of the relationship!
User avatar #8 - sublift (07/19/2013) [-]
That first part hurt me

Then the second part kinda made me feel better, but that first part...

I got the joke, but...
#52 - axtinguisher (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The 4th panel really hit me hard. I've always been cowardly and boring.
I think I'm just gonna go cry in the corner.
#34 - roflnaut (07/20/2013) [-]
That 4th panel man...
I try to be spontaneous and confident on the outside, but that panel just hit me so hard...
It took me 15 minutes of recapping my outlook on life before I decided to comment.
#22 - lawlzerfish (07/20/2013) [-]
Holy 						*******					 feels, Batman.
Holy ******* feels, Batman.
#15 - outerfiend (07/20/2013) [-]
that 4th ******* panel
User avatar #26 - rainbowtacos (07/20/2013) [-]
*My boyfriend and I
God you uneducated ***** .
#11 - zoltardify (07/20/2013) [-]
this just shows that what e all need is moderation.... find the middle path that is neither like her description of the guy or his description of the douchebags... balance knowledge with stupid things that make memories, work with fun, light with dark, yin with yang, etc etc
#18 - checkemtrain (07/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#4 - weeping (07/19/2013) [-]
Too tired to read this 						****					.
Too tired to read this **** .
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