Brotips. These need to be memorised for next week please. nerds? attractive people in glasses. don' t break an bout helping yourfriend have an orgasm. is always
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Brotips

Brotips. These need to be memorised for next week please. nerds? attractive people in glasses. don' t break an bout helping yourfriend have an orgasm. is always

These need to be memorised for next week please

nerds?
attractive people in
glasses.
don' t break an
bout
helping yourfriend
have an orgasm.
is always
situation Wate In.
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#1 - twi (07/19/2013) [+] (14 replies)
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what if I would bang my best friend of the same gender
miscarriage is pretty sexy
#12 to #1 - miscarriage (07/19/2013) [-]
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#28 - wroughten (07/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#83
but... i am ALWAYS horny
#60 - poopbackandforth (07/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
You lost me at "Swagg"
#102 - eyeballfrog (07/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
YuGiOh cards?
#15 - radtroll (07/19/2013) [-]
not exactly funny   
   
but all the bros should know these
not exactly funny

but all the bros should know these
User avatar #53 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
as a 6'3 270 pound guy i can tell you that number 67 is ********
#54 to #53 - rosietheamazon (07/20/2013) [-]
you need a bitch that will love the 			****		 out of your hugs!   
   
and this gif because what you said gave me a sad.
you need a bitch that will love the **** out of your hugs!

and this gif because what you said gave me a sad.
User avatar #124 - goodnewseveryone (07/20/2013) [-]
the friendzone one's all kinds of retarded
#91 - Yojimbo (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)

#40 Contradicts #13
#2048 There are lots of people you should try to be better than. Take Hitler for example...
#58 Ever heard of cheating?
#88 Really makes no ******* sense, and I'm sure many people in the comments will give personal stories disclaiming it.
#87 Pretending to like someone doesn't mean you are mature. It still means you are fake. Being honest and putting problems in the open is "grown up"
#70 Entirely depends on the situation

Outside of imaginary "Bro World" most of these are ******* stupid.
User avatar #66 - roflstorm ONLINE (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh, i know what the **** im gonna do tomorrow
Im gonna wake up at 4 in the afternoon, watch M*A*S*H, play Battlefield 3 and GTA IV for a few hours, watch RVB, pity my ****** life, and fall asleep at sunrise because i have nothing else better to do.
User avatar #120 - thedarkestrogue (07/20/2013) [-]
carpe the **** out of this diam.
Oh dear god that's fantastic.
#101 - icameisawilostit (07/20/2013) [-]
#40 and #13 are not contradictions.
Telling someone you are interested in them is one thing.
Waiting endlessly for them come to you without doing anything yourself is another.

...I suppose the only real difference is one shows you have balls and the other shows you're still waiting on your order.

Here's a Norse crisis flowchart.
#70 - vaporous (07/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#93 and #40 Contradict each other. It's pretty much saying live like there's no tomorrow, but have patients and wait **** out.

#58 is just silly, people getting cheated on happens, so why even say such a thing.

Besides that this tips seem pretty cool.
User avatar #42 - sniperfumbles (07/20/2013) [-]
The cancerous faggotry is strong with these.
#40 - Ken M (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The first one is a Hemmingway ripoff, just saying.
#44 to #40 - ddylann (07/20/2013) [-]
hemmingway was the best bro of all
-12
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User avatar #61 to #35 - nervaaurelius (07/20/2013) [-]
No I think you just described geeks in your description. Nerds are more passionate about certain subjects like history, math, or computer programming.
#5 - wisdomandtaste (07/19/2013) [-]
Half of it is nonsense
User avatar #130 - dawggz (07/20/2013) [-]
You know,

I would bang my best friend. I am not gay and neither is he. Sooooooo you're special.
#99 - tieze (07/20/2013) [-]
i am confused
#13 and #40 don't fit together, which one is better?
User avatar #51 - OOOnelsonOOO (07/20/2013) [-]
**** YOU. YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!



I tried to teach my girlfriend Yu-gi-oh when she said she liked nerds. Epic failure. I tried to play black ops zombies with her, when she said she was awesome at it, and it was her favorite game. I revived her 87 times on the way to wave 56 when she blocked me in. I tried to play chess with her when she said she like strategy games, She quit at 5(me) - 0. I tried to play Khet with her when she found it on the internet; I've won 28 times, to her 0. and 27 of them were her suicides.



Moral of the spoiler story? Women Lie. a lot. Just like Men. So I guess the real moral is never trust humans. Just puppies.
User avatar #18 - quantumlegend (07/19/2013) [-]
Or hungry.
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