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Submitted: 07/19/2013
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#7 - funnyjunkforlife (07/19/2013) [+] (54 replies)
**funnyjunkforlife rolls 77**
User avatar #2 - scotlandman (07/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I was expecting him to offer a twix...
User avatar #5 - thewaronbeingcool (07/19/2013) [+] (14 replies)
...Who the **** makes candy?
#9 to #5 - mr skeltal (07/19/2013) [-]
Willy Wonka. Hersheys. Mars. Nestle. Ferrero. Haribo. Lindt. General Mills. Glico. Toostie. Riccola. Clif. Jelly Belly. Pez. Generally companies that sell candy for a profit.

Rephrase your question you retarded **** .
User avatar #30 - timmywankenobi (07/19/2013) [+] (30 replies)
this reminds me of this one time when I was about 19 I had bought a box of gobstoppers at the corner store on my way home from the mall (cause I live like a six minute walk from the mall) and I ate some of them and then after a few minutes I had had enough and was comming up to a park that I could use as a short cut home bycutting across it. so I decided to cut through and about half way through I noticed some kids who lived directly across the street from me were playing in the park so I figured they might like the rest of the candy so I said "hey anon 1, hey anon 2 here's some candy just for you !" so they recognize m and run over for free candy I had it over every things all cool ,then suddenly thier mother start squaking "Pedophile !! get away from the chlidren !" and running in my direction so I do a quick look behind me to see who she is talking about.Then seeing no one around it hit me she was talking about me !, so she come right up clos to me basically putting her nose in my eye and says" WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AUDLTS AREN'T ALLOWED IN THIS PARK, YOUR NOT FROM AROUND HERE WHERE DO YOU LIVE ?, WHY DID YOU SPEAK TO THE CHILDREN ?!!, WHAT DID YOU TELL THEM ? DID YOU GIVE THEM POISION CANDY ?! so I'm like woah woah woah, did you just call me a pedophile and imply men only walk through parks to abduct and rape children ? also this is a public park open to everyone not just the people you want here. also I don't know why you don't recognize me we have been neighbors for 7 years and we have met at least 6 differnt times .why the hell would you think I would poision candy eat it myself and then give the rest to children that's retarded, and finally if I wanted to rape your sons don't you think it would be more logical for me to have done it one of the multiple times you sent one of them to borrow a cup of sugar from my house at like 10 pm ?
#16 - nass ONLINE (07/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
New Girl with Zooey Deschanel, for the ones who wonder... great show
New Girl with Zooey Deschanel, for the ones who wonder... great show
#8 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i just wanted to
#59 - iamnotcool (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#121 - spetsnazvymple (07/20/2013) [+] (12 replies)
this is thumbed until you see that the user is phanact
User avatar #122 to #121 - phanact (07/20/2013) [-]
Why does it matter who uploads it?
If you enjoy the content, thumb it up, even if its someone you hate
#98 - NumberSeven (07/20/2013) [-]
workaholics
#151 - pineapplechrist (07/20/2013) [-]
"elelel" great job lightbulb
"elelel" great job lightbulb
#13 - mr skeltal (07/19/2013) [-]
Later the child dies from a combination of crack overdose, internal bleeding from ingested razor blades, and rat poison.
#115 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (07/20/2013) [-]
#22 - jewsburninindaoven (07/19/2013) [-]
Saturday's can be so much fun when you meet a new secret friend.
#4 - pappathethird (07/19/2013) [-]
So adorable
So adorable
User avatar #1 - flareypwn (07/19/2013) [-]
I don't know what I was expecting.
User avatar #68 - sirnigga (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
wow this reminds me of a story a few days ago
#12 - mr skeltal (07/19/2013) [-]
And then it turns out the candy was really drugs made to look like candy.
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