Badass teacher. .. Bravo
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#2 - Absolute Madman (07/19/2013) [+] (25 replies)
that looks like a multiple choice test...

That teacher is a ******* ass hole
User avatar #5 to #3 - joshofsouls (07/19/2013) [-]
But getting the same answers on a multiple choice test isn't uncommon...
#1 - alltipswelcome (07/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #22 - appleboom (07/19/2013) [-]
A teacher did this to me once. Except I didn't know anyone else in the class...

He was a dick.
User avatar #30 - theawesomeguy (07/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
19 is different
#16 - zerojaxx (07/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
you know it could be that they studied together or maybe it even just happened through chance   
Dont be a presumptuous cunt like this teacher okay, FJ?   
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you know it could be that they studied together or maybe it even just happened through chance

Dont be a presumptuous cunt like this teacher okay, FJ?
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User avatar #19 - lolollo (07/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What a ******* ditz. If you're going to cheat, do it right.

First off, you don't just blindly trust what the other guy puts down. What if he notices you cheating and decides to **** with you? No, what you do is come up with your own answer, and then confirm it with his. If the answer he puts is something you know it retarded, you ignore his answer and put down your own. What's more is you don't copy the whole ******* test. You can at first if you seriously have no idea what you're doing, but when you're done, you pick about 15% of the questions and change the answer to them. "But I might get those ones wrong!" Well for one, if you seriously need to look off of your friend for THE ENTIRE GODDAMN TEST, maybe you ought to get the sand out of your vagina over 15% of the exam. Second, you're putting way too much faith in your friend getting a 100%. Hell, maybe you'll fix a couple questions on yours that he got wrong, and then you can rub it in his face when you get a better score. Last thing, I stress this again, AT LEAST LOOK OVER THE GODDAMN QUESTION. You have no idea how retarded you'll feel when you copy off of your friend, get it wrong, and then realize you just copied the answer for a question you already know. Short answer questions are even easier for this, the only thing that changes is you just reword whatever the **** he says.

Essentially, cheating isn't to make sure you pass a class, it's to make sure you get the best grade possible. If you find yourself needing to cheat just to pass, then switch your field of study. You obviously have no business in that class. You cheat because you know enough, but you want to elude that you know more.

And at its core, remember: it's a competition between you and your teacher. You to succeed, and her to catch you. Don't go full retard when approaching a situation where you might need to cheat.
User avatar #26 to #24 - lolollo (07/19/2013) [-]
Here's the plot twist...I don't actually ever need to cheat. I'm that asshole who pisses out A's after a night of surfing the internet and playing Halo. I figured all of this **** out from observing other people cheat, and fail.
User avatar #43 - captainoptimist (07/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I got an F on a test I would otherwise have aced Freshman year of high school because some asshole copied my test and the teacher thought I was the one copying. He couldn't prove which one of us was at fault, so we both got our scores sliced in half. Wouldn't believe me, even though I had no clue what he was talking about and was sobbing when he told me I was getting an F. I studied so damned hard for that test.
#62 - Absolute Madman (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I've been called out for cheating when I actually didn't and it's kind of the worst
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User avatar #59 - warwolfrider (07/19/2013) [-]
Just because they have the same answer does not mean they cheated it just means THEY HAVE THE SAME answers and that they could have cheated that's like saying all Germans are Nazis
User avatar #44 - demandred (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
to all the bitching about "that happens all the time":
The probability of randomly picking answers and then ending up with the same ones - when there's 20 questions and 4 alternatives on each - is (1/4)^20 = 10^-12=0.0000000001%. No, this does not happen all the time.

and oh, obviously you're smarter than a chimpanzee so let's say you've both got the first 10 questions right. Then the chance is up to 0.0001%, which is once in a million.
#58 to #44 - creepyunclebob (07/19/2013) [-]
Except that you don't generally pick completely at random, even if you aren't sure you can probably narrow it down to a couple of choices.
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User avatar #63 - empithree ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
school teaches team play.
#61 - Absolute Madman (07/19/2013) [-]
This is a relevant story to the seventh grade. There was a new kid in the school from a larger town so he was behind, during one of the math quizzes he copied off of the table but they were filling in the wrong answers. When they graded he failed but everyone else passed after fixing their answers.
User avatar #57 - popkornking (07/19/2013) [-]
How could people cheat on a test and only get an 80%?
User avatar #35 - Crusader (07/19/2013) [-]
Great minds think alike
User avatar #31 - askafj (07/19/2013) [-]
badass teacher?
douche bag student
User avatar #29 - thesinful (07/19/2013) [-]
That's nice. I've taken tests (particularly Spanish) and gotten the exact same answers as a friend that sat across the room from me. It's just a matter of thinking alike.
User avatar #15 - infinitereaper (07/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Statistically speaking this is could happen
User avatar #14 - newforomador (07/19/2013) [-]
This happened to me in kindergarten when somebody I hated copied off of me and I got in trouble along with him.
#25 - pastortroy (07/19/2013) [-]
"First off, you 			************		, our answers to question #19 are different. Secondly, I 			*******		 HATE that guy."
"First off, you ************ , our answers to question #19 are different. Secondly, I ******* HATE that guy."
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