There wasn't even any furniture [wtf 7]. . Jackie Chan, working as a nightclub beanber, Once spent two days after a fight trying to push his bone back into his
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There wasn't even any furniture [wtf 7]

Jackie Chan, working as a nightclub beanber,
Once spent two days after a fight trying to push
his bone back into his fist. He later found that it
wasn' t his hens... it was the other guy' s teeth.
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Submitted: 07/18/2013
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#94 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
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#83 - kingdaniel (07/19/2013) [-]
How do you know if this is real?
How do you know if this is real?
User avatar #80 - shadowmaul (07/19/2013) [-]
Jackie Chan is a dick who denounced America and says china is better than everyone else because its Communist.

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User avatar #92 to #80 - bopeepwoody (07/19/2013) [-]
Communism wasn't intended to be bad. It was a good idea in paper but then human ambition andcurruption turned it to what it is now
User avatar #82 to #80 - kwanzalord (07/19/2013) [-]
I mean, he's sort of right.
Communism as an idea in itself is great.
It fails due to human error and corruption.

He called out the US for how corrupt it is....truth hurts maaang.
Even though he says that, he still does like the US.
User avatar #88 to #82 - malhaloc (07/19/2013) [-]
The problem with Communism is that you can work your ass off and get paid the same as the guy who's just standing around.
User avatar #96 to #88 - kwanzalord (07/19/2013) [-]
exactly, the human error.
if everyone could work the same amount, it would work.
But...everyone wouldnt want to work....collapse of a country
User avatar #97 to #96 - malhaloc (07/19/2013) [-]
Differences in work ethic and work speed aren't human error. Its just human. We are by design different from one another. The error is the one size fits all mentality of Communism. If you were to eliminate that human error then it wouldn't be Communism because that's what Communism is. One size fits all. A brain surgeon will get paid the same as a dish washer and a slacker will get the same pay as the person actually working.
User avatar #84 to #82 - shadowmaul (07/19/2013) [-]
Well I can't argue about Communism so.I won't but while my link dosent say it he hates America and says its the cause of everything wrong in the world which I think is a little exaggerated. I cant find the full interview but personally I m not buying any more Jackie Chan movies
User avatar #85 to #84 - kwanzalord (07/19/2013) [-]
I don't buy movies anyways....it's all about taking
User avatar #78 - fuzzyballs (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if I believe the 2 days thing
and I think I saw that in a movie once, but it wasn't jackie chan, it wasn't a bouncer, and it was at least 3 guys with motorcycle helmets
#77 - buriedstpatrick (07/19/2013) [-]
**** going to a doctor.
User avatar #76 - sirbustyabals (07/19/2013) [-]
Wasn't the guy a biker?
User avatar #73 - captaindawnhawk ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Do you know why there are so many Chuck Norris jokes but no Jackie Chan ones? Because Jackie Chan isn't a joke.
User avatar #67 - Cambro ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Jackie chan on meeting Bruce Lee

BEST STORY EVER: Jackie Chan Picks A Fight With Bruce Lee... And Loses
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User avatar #58 - chocolatepuppy (07/19/2013) [-]
im going to call it fake, it just doesnt make sense
User avatar #68 to #58 - schneidend (07/19/2013) [-]
He hit a dude so hard that one of the guy's teeth got lodged into the skin on his hand.
User avatar #69 to #68 - chocolatepuppy (07/19/2013) [-]
i know, that seem reasonable, what i dont believe its the part where he thinks the dudes teeth is his bone coming out of his hand
User avatar #79 to #69 - schneidend (07/19/2013) [-]
No, the tooth was lodged underneath his skin. He thought it was a bone that was out of place, not sticking out.
User avatar #56 - stefanolopcus (07/19/2013) [-]
thats cool and all but is it only me that things he looks like someone tried to ambush him with a thousand small knives?
#55 - injerseyforever (07/19/2013) [-]
If we find the Fountain of Youth, please have Jackie Chan be one of the first to use it. He makes the best Kung Fu movies ever and I don't want him to die and not be able to make them anymore. He's the best movie star this world will ever know.    
Jackie Chan 5Ever
If we find the Fountain of Youth, please have Jackie Chan be one of the first to use it. He makes the best Kung Fu movies ever and I don't want him to die and not be able to make them anymore. He's the best movie star this world will ever know.
Jackie Chan 5Ever
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