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There wasn't even any furniture [wtf 7]

Jackie Chan, working as a nightclub beanber,
Once spent two days after a fight trying to push
his bone back into his fist. He later found that it
wasn' t his hens... it was the other guy' s teeth.
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Submitted: 07/18/2013
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#7 - smileulz (07/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Jackie Chan was once in a commercial with a kungfu condom
#6 - satnaam (07/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**satnaam rolls 413**

Everyones face when jackie comes into any movie scene.
#2 - iamcockmongler (07/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#23 - gustaviaable (07/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Fun fact: Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee are named after Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee
#3 - outerfiend (07/19/2013) [-]
well alright then
well alright then
User avatar #22 - olmesy (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I remember I once read about one of his earlier films.
The script called for his character to chew chillies and spit them onto his fists as to make punches more painful
So what jackie did was chew actual chillies, spit them onto his actually bleeding hands and act out the entire scene in immense actual pain. For no reason. He could have used fake chillies. But no.
User avatar #73 - captaindawnhawk ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Do you know why there are so many Chuck Norris jokes but no Jackie Chan ones? Because Jackie Chan isn't a joke.
#20 - falloutreaper (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#11 - kingarturi ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
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#13 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (07/19/2013) [-]
I can imagine him playing soccer
I can imagine him playing soccer
User avatar #39 - Holyshizznips (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My grandpa was either a badass or a scary, vindictive butthurt **** when he was young... Someone apparently did him some sort of wrong (I don't quite remember the story, he bullied him or beat him up. Some form of humiliation) And my grandpa, supposedly, broke into the guy's house at night... Tied the ****** to his bed and proceeded to beat the living **** out of him. He had to have several of his teeth removed from his knuckles <.<
User avatar #80 - shadowmaul (07/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Jackie Chan is a dick who denounced America and says china is better than everyone else because its Communist.

washingtonexaminer.com/philip-klein-jackie-chan-hates-america/article/2518345
User avatar #82 to #80 - kwanzalord (07/19/2013) [-]
I mean, he's sort of right.
Communism as an idea in itself is great.
It fails due to human error and corruption.

He called out the US for how corrupt it is....truth hurts maaang.
Even though he says that, he still does like the US.
#55 - injerseyforever (07/19/2013) [-]
If we find the Fountain of Youth, please have Jackie Chan be one of the first to use it. He makes the best Kung Fu movies ever and I don't want him to die and not be able to make them anymore. He's the best movie star this world will ever know.    
Jackie Chan 5Ever
If we find the Fountain of Youth, please have Jackie Chan be one of the first to use it. He makes the best Kung Fu movies ever and I don't want him to die and not be able to make them anymore. He's the best movie star this world will ever know.
Jackie Chan 5Ever
User avatar #29 - pizzacat (07/19/2013) [-]
BEST STORY EVER: Jackie Chan Picks A Fight With Bruce Lee... And Loses i love Jackie Chan!
#25 - funmanigro (07/19/2013) [-]
[CITATION NEEDED]
User avatar #4 - organiclead (07/19/2013) [-]
Awesome!
#45 - frysfrys (07/19/2013) [-]
**frysfrys rolled a random image posted in comment #93 at MFW My Steam Wallet ** tfw bad ass
#27 - beerterror (07/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If I'm correct, him, Sammo Hung and a few other kung-fu actors come from the same school of badasses.
If I'm correct, him, Sammo Hung and a few other kung-fu actors come from the same school of badasses.
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