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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#8 - xchocolatethunderx
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Is it really against the terms of service to watch porn on an iPhone?
User avatar #29 to #8 - stijnverheye
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(07/19/2013) [-]
ever felt a cold air movement around you dick while fapping on iphone ......it was Steve Jobs
User avatar #9 to #8 - threadz
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(07/18/2013) [-]
No, but you are required to tolerate Steve Jobs ghost following you around if he wants to
#10 to #9 - xchocolatethunderx
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(07/18/2013) [-]
So I have to deal with his ghost watching me whack it when I'm to lazy to turn my laptop on? I think I can live with it.
User avatar #11 to #10 - threadz
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(07/18/2013) [-]
actually, he might give you and hand job.
#12 to #11 - xchocolatethunderx
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(07/18/2013) [-]
give me what and hand job?
User avatar #13 to #12 - threadz
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(07/18/2013) [-]
DRM
#27 to #12 - anon id: 33194cb8
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(07/19/2013) [-]
You're getting a steve jobs hand job, what more can you ask for
#7 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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(07/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 - radtroll
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(07/19/2013) [-]
do people actually watch porn while not masturbating?

WHY!?
#15 to #14 - anon id: 3048a317
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Why the **** not?
#55 to #14 - clockworkhearts
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I'll read porn without masturbating because I'm a sad, sad person who does the relationship equivalent of living vicariously through my ships.
I'll read porn without masturbating because I'm a sad, sad person who does the relationship equivalent of living vicariously through my ships.
User avatar #17 to #14 - TheFixer
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(07/19/2013) [-]
to know whats good and what isnt?
User avatar #16 to #14 - ZombieFox
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Boredom?
#41 to #14 - sheperdofthestars
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #23 to #14 - WtfStrawberries
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I have a friend who comes over to hang out every now and then.
We end up watching porn, or yaoi, on my tv with laptop connected up. We only do it so we can put it at max volume, letting the moans resonate throughout the entire house, effectively ruining my mom's day.
we only masturbate a little while watching it
#28 to #23 - hudis
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(07/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #40 to #23 - caesarslegion
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(07/19/2013) [-]
you two should **** and get it over it.
#69 to #40 - WtfStrawberries
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I would, but she has a boyfriend
and isnt very into lesbian secks. we do other stuff every now and then

Its the most depressing thing ever.

User avatar #76 to #69 - caesarslegion
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(07/19/2013) [-]
take pictures.
#31 to #23 - tylosaurus
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(07/19/2013) [-]
That sounds nice.
#46 to #23 - beanfuckingfarrell
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(07/19/2013) [-]
#53 to #46 - alexjonez
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#59 to #23 - fedegon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture

#71 to #59 - WtfStrawberries
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #44 to #23 - folkflunky
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Yaoi Friend See the problem?
#26 to #14 - snakefire
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I like to tease myself.
User avatar #47 to #26 - ubermasterfaggot
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I really want to watch that anime :c
User avatar #62 to #47 - amuro
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(07/19/2013) [-]
i would recomend to read the manga. In the anime is two chapetrs in 20 minutes.

The manga you can read 6 chapters in that amount of time, also the anime is very faithfull to the manga.
User avatar #48 to #47 - jsrf
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(07/19/2013) [-]
then do it
User avatar #49 to #48 - ubermasterfaggot
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I don't know anywhere to go and watch it other than crunchyroll
User avatar #50 to #49 - jsrf
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#51 to #50 - ubermasterfaggot
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(07/19/2013) [-]
You are my personal saint.
Have this.
User avatar #61 to #51 - jsrf
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(07/19/2013) [-]
no problem all in the daily job of an otaku
#25 to #14 - theroadhouse
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(07/19/2013) [-]
For the story and excellent acting.
User avatar #75 to #25 - hydronoob
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Let's not forget the cinematography!
#6 - doctoryou
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(07/18/2013) [-]
This will be useful
User avatar #64 to #6 - sackit
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I can use it against every league of legends player who thinks calling and SS is a part of game O.o
User avatar #78 to #6 - imyourdaddy
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I regret signing up for funnyjunk...so many reposts, racism and bronies....
#79 to #78 - doctoryou
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(07/19/2013) [-]
#2 - opsdicksucker
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I can find a use for this.
#24 - belgon
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User avatar #19 - vissova
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Steve Jobs died in 2011? How did I not know this until now.
User avatar #45 - chiefrunnyjeans
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I wouldn't use my phone for anything like porn or any kind of personal info. Not only does the iphone track what you do, but your service provider probably has a record of all the **** you do. Plus that has made it so much easier for the NSA to spy on you.
User avatar #57 to #45 - demandsgayversion
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Neither your service provider or the NSA care that you're looking a porn. You're an idiot.
#54 to #45 - bleeduntildeath
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(07/19/2013) [-]
but think about it, you'd be forcing the NSA to watch porn, so go onnnn loop 2 girls one cup all day
User avatar #58 to #54 - fukermanjensen
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(07/19/2013) [-]
then call them and scream "ARE YOU ******* SORRY!?!?!"
#65 to #54 - qchrisman
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User avatar #67 - curveball
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(07/19/2013) [-]
That settles it, I'm getting an Galaxy S4.
#35 - tailsx
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(07/19/2013) [-]
**tailsx rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Saw this on reddit, see description ** The kind of porn Steve Jobs likes
#36 to #35 - subzerogs
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(07/19/2013) [-]
**subzerogs rolled a random image posted in comment #4026784 at Items ** NO, HE WANTS THIS.
#38 to #36 - tailsx
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**tailsx rolled a random image posted in comment #419935 at Ponyville ** I'm pretty sure that Jobs likes these
#73 to #38 - neoexdeath
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Members of the Mexican Drug Cartels still speak of Jose, the pendejo who traded sixteen kilos of Black Tar Heroin for a pony.
User avatar #39 to #38 - subzerogs
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(07/19/2013) [-]
No, that's mine.
User avatar #37 to #36 - subzerogs
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Sorry that's DJ4DMIN's porn
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