How to lie. . Lie to me right now. Okay, I have a spaceship. What kind of fuel powers your spaceship? Okay, I don' t have a spaceship. No! Stand your ground! If
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

How to lie

Lie to me right now.
Okay, I have a spaceship.
What kind of fuel powers your spaceship?
Okay, I don' t have a spaceship.
No! Stand your ground! If someone questions you, distract
them from the original lie with more lies.
Here, let me demonstrate.
I own a pony.
Ask me a question.
Okay, what color is your pony?
Well, when I First got Dandelion, she was a deep, chestnut
brown, but, sadly, her stable is located near a chemical
plant, which contaminated the drinking water.
So over time, she' s turned a sickly, color
and there' s nothing that the vet can do to Fix her.
My God! I' m... That' s horrible.
Is Dandelion going to be okay?
Okay. All right. Huh, you are good!
Dandelion: not even sick, is she?
...
  • Recommend tagsx

Comments(69):

[ 69 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#3 - sanguinesolitude (07/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
This image has expired
my favorite barney moment
+162
#7 - puppetstigma **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #8 - guiguito (07/19/2013) [+] (10 replies)
when i arived on a new school, i told lies to get conversations going, to this day people still belive i killed a dude with a pencil
#25 - telekinesis (07/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Twi what do you have to say about lying?
Twi what do you have to say about lying?
#33 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (07/19/2013) [-]
#39 - justsomechickyo (07/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#4 - include ONLINE (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Comment Picture
User avatar #10 - fedegon (07/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Tell people on the internet you're a girl; they'll never suspect you're a plant.
User avatar #11 to #10 - mookiez (07/19/2013) [-]
Tell the plant you're a internet, girl will never suspect you're a people.
User avatar #47 - dildoes (07/19/2013) [-]
i think this post is funny

guys am i good at lying yet?
#21 - thetreeinaforest ONLINE (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Which Smurfs movie is this from? I love NPH! :')
#18 - btsharpshot (07/19/2013) [-]
so the lightbulb was doing great and then dicked out. 						****					 you lightbulb
so the lightbulb was doing great and then dicked out. **** you lightbulb
#63 - lolzordz (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i once made my black friend believe all white people are aliens who conquered earth a thousand years ago and then enslaved the blacks... it ****** his brain up for like a whole month
#15 - mrgoodlove (07/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Great show. Unfortunately I watch it too much and I've seen this about 20 times
User avatar #61 - billguysciencenye (07/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**billguysciencenye rolled a random comment #3111706 posted by anonymous at Friendly ** :
A lie I told someone yesterday
User avatar #65 to #64 - billguysciencenye (07/19/2013) [-]
nice!
User avatar #20 - TedMosby (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
No love for Ted...
#13 - dangerbearr (07/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#56 - ancel (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**ancel rolled a random image posted in comment #4067528 at Items **
User avatar #59 to #56 - Sasher (07/19/2013) [-]
Damn thats alot of 25 tokens
#52 - whoofwho (07/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #70 to #52 - holycrapimacupcake (07/19/2013) [-]
last year

last year

last year
#16 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
**** off, fagact.
[ 69 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)