How To Sleep With Friendzone Girl. Funny. The only reason why I' m staying over tonight is because I' m too drunk to drive home. So if you arose this line for a
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The only reason why
I' m staying over
tonight is because I' m
too drunk to drive
home.
So if you arose
this line for any
reason I will kill
you.
Turn tha
lights off lets
sleep now.
...
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Submitted: 07/18/2013
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#21 - rjake (07/19/2013) [+] (19 replies)
but howd he turn the lights off
but howd he turn the lights off
#4 - tazze (07/18/2013) [-]
#33 - SHAMU (07/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Tonight I will sex.
#11 - include (07/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
What if he needs to go to the bathroom.
User avatar #30 - egosumproxi (07/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Bitch just drew on his carpet with what looks like lipstick. His landlord will not be pleased...
User avatar #51 - dagramcraka (07/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
what if he had to pee in the middle of the night?
User avatar #52 to #51 - deadadventurer (07/19/2013) [-]
Golden Shower.
#25 - SILENCEnight (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #2891540 at Friendly ** I JUST FAPPED BUT IM STILL HORNY DOUBLE BUT MY PENIS CANT HANDLE IT
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #2891540 at Friendly ** I JUST FAPPED BUT IM STILL HORNY DOUBLE BUT MY PENIS CANT HANDLE IT
User avatar #29 to #25 - egosumproxi (07/19/2013) [-]
You'll wear it down to a stub if you're not careful.

Assuming it's not a stub now...
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#16 to #1 - nunubot (07/19/2013) [-]
An ms-paint masterpiece.
#44 - merrymarvelite ONLINE (07/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
#45 to #44 - teranin ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #50 - ixcarnifexxi (07/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I went to my buddy's school for his birthday party (dorm parties are all right) and this girl I went to middle school and high school with, whom I was crushin on in grade 12 was there. She knew I was visiting so figured it'd be nice to see each other. She got WAY too drunk and asked me to stay with her cause her roommate was gone for the weekend. We got to her room, she threw me on the bed and turned the lights off.


The friendzone is beatable. We've been dating for 10 months now
#83 - crispyfever (07/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Oniichan's house
User avatar #72 - domkooo (07/19/2013) [-]
"There's no such thing as a friend zone, it's called being a little bitch."
#41 - firesnake (07/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #82 - arborday (07/19/2013) [-]
lol separate beds
User avatar #38 - garymuthafuknoak (07/19/2013) [-]
what if there was a house fire?
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User avatar #73 - tossed (07/19/2013) [-]
i have to pee
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