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Submitted: 07/18/2013
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User avatar #1 - killerliquid (07/18/2013) [-]
That's the evilest thing I've read all day.
User avatar #3 - DmOnZ ONLINE (07/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Doesn't the value of life a insurance claim fluctuate depending on how "valuable" the person who died is to you. (ie, your husband, who was the primary money maker dies, and you receive a higher payout than if your son in high school dies as he doesn't support you). Henceforth, wouldn't the life insurance on a baby be virtually worthless?
#6 to #3 - aceonfire (07/19/2013) [-]
there are life insurances that start out when you are a baby, usually covering a maximum of 10,000 USD (in America at least, I don't know about where you may live). The insurance goes up to roughly 50,000 by the time you turn 18, and you have the option to purchase a larger insurance claim (typically up to 200,000 as a healthy 18 year old). However, all claims are voided if the person receiving the payout was involved in the death of the person covered.
User avatar #9 - morbidbreath (07/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Do mimes murder other mimes if they catch the other mime speaking?
User avatar #8 - crabberson (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
1) Get life insurance on baby while pregnant.
2) Get abortion.
3) ????
4) Profit!
User avatar #7 - shadowstepone ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
better yet, feed them peppers. Throwing kids off a bridge is obvious, but there's not much the cops can do if you feed them sspicy food and they die. It was a very popular method in china for many years.
#4 - ugottricked (07/19/2013) [-]
wow i was actually thinking about this today but it would make it look way more like an accident if you pushed the baby out a window
User avatar #2 - thumbsdenied (07/19/2013) [-]
what i understand the insurance that is paid only goes for a funeral and you gain nothing else by the death of your child, this im quessing is because of all the "accidental deaths".
Getting life insurance for your child will benefit neither the parent or the child, its a scam.
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