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#150 - therealsuperderpy
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(07/19/2013) [-]
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**therealsuperderpy rolls 55555***
#347 to #150 - twi ONLINE
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wat
#348 to #347 - therealsuperderpy
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(11/30/2013) [-]
I had da color text
#242 to #150 - mangioluingi ONLINE
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(07/19/2013) [-]
**mangioluingi rolls 24,376**
#237 to #150 - skrynox
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#227 to #150 - theawesomeguy
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You had me there for a second but then i realized there's no comma
You had me there for a second but then i realized there's no comma
#238 to #227 - therealsuperderpy
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**therealsuperderpy rolls 999,999,999***

there u go
#240 to #238 - theawesomeguy
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#221 to #150 - shroomftw
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#216 to #150 - ethiopia
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#209 to #150 - penisfuckbitch
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(07/19/2013) [-]
my heart jumped for a second, **** you
#211 to #209 - therealsuperderpy
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Lol.
#204 to #150 - lostxprophit
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#200 to #150 - zeroxnight
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(07/19/2013) [-]
huh
#188 to #150 - twothreefivefive
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Did you add the real asterisk on purpose?
#189 to #188 - twothreefivefive
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Why'd I say real...
#195 to #189 - therealsuperderpy
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If I didn't it'd be bold.
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#259 to #258 - therealsuperderpy
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**Nah I figured out another way**
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#262 to #261 - therealsuperderpy
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(07/19/2013) [-]
lol
#196 to #195 - twothreefivefive
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ah
#187 to #150 - bumpin
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#186 to #150 - flipoutt
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have my children
#185 to #150 - vonspyder
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YOU MAGNIFICANT SON OF A BITCH!!!! I PRESENT MY ASSHOLE TO YOU!!!! GIVE ME YOUR MAN BABIES!!!!
YOU MAGNIFICANT SON OF A BITCH!!!! I PRESENT MY ASSHOLE TO YOU!!!! GIVE ME YOUR MAN BABIES!!!!
#184 to #150 - iamnotcool
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#177 to #150 - foaly
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YFW
YFW
#257 to #177 - ediblepandas
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May I ask you what inspired that name, sir? Might it be that you are a fan of a certain series of novels as well?
#332 to #257 - foaly
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Yes a character from a certain series inspired me to use that as my username.
#336 to #332 - ediblepandas
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Would he happen to be a tech genius?
#341 to #336 - foaly
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Yes.
#345 to #341 - ediblepandas
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cool
#313 to #257 - ilovehitler
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That whole book, in particular, may have been my favorite of the series. Just Artemis's switches between completely different personalities were hilarious.
#315 to #313 - ediblepandas
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Yes, freaking Orion. His flirting with Holly was hilarious, even though I'm not particularly into Holly/Artemis shipping. Also I don't read horror much so I haven't seen that sort of thing...to be honest I'm a bit of a coward so it probably wouldn't work out well.
#316 to #315 - ilovehitler
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Not liking that shipping is what makes it so hilarious, to me. He tries so hard, and it feels like Holly has to keep herself from shooting him.
And, for me, I love horror. I love the feeling in my gut as I try to sleep that I'm going to be tortured horribly or something like that.
I suppose it's the adrenaline one gets from fear that I love, really.
#318 to #316 - ediblepandas
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Yes, it was indeed fully, but Artemis was pretty much my first fantasy crush. So I guess that altered my perception of it. Also I like the kind of horror you think about, not shock scares, because shock scares really scare me for a bit until I think logically, but scary things written well dont seem that scary until your lights are off and your bedroom is dark...which is why I like scps. My friend who is addicted to creepypasta tells me that they aren't scary though :/
#319 to #318 - ilovehitler
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You see, shock scares just make me laugh. If we're talking about the same shock scare, because I'm thinking of when people just try to make one thing so terrifying it's pretty much the epitome of fear.

Horror is like cooking with a bunch of spices. Less is more.
#320 to #319 - ediblepandas
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Yeah I know, but I scare easily. Sudden things startle me. My sister jumping out at me from behind a door still scares me sometimes, for christ's sake. I am pathetic in that regard. Gore can make me laugh though, I've laughed at many people dying in adventure movies and supernatural. Especially when crushed by falling objects.
#322 to #320 - ilovehitler
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Eh, it's a bit different between things like movies and anything in motion. Sudden shocks like that scare me pretty bad too, because it's just unexpected all the time. And even when you expect it, it's still kinda unexpected.
And oh my god yes, falling object death. I'm not sure why, but it's just hilarious.
#323 to #322 - ediblepandas
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Thanks for understanding. Also there is really funny falling object death in an episode of supernatural called mystery spot. I love it also when people are killed without buildup suddenly. It is hilarious. Also I have to sleep soon.
#324 to #323 - ilovehitler
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Yeah, I suppose it is just how sudden they die, and you're just left there thinking "Did that really just happen?"

Also, have a nice sleep
#325 to #324 - ediblepandas
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Yeah :3 thanks bro, ttfn
#267 to #257 - ilovehitler
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Well, I'm pretty sure I know what you're talking about, and I really don't care about making a fool of myself, so...
Artemis Fowl?
#268 to #267 - ediblepandas
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Yes. Hell yes.
#270 to #268 - ilovehitler
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Niiiiiiice
#271 to #270 - ediblepandas
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Are you also a fan, sir?
#272 to #271 - ilovehitler
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is it possible to NOT be a fan where the first book has a beast of a man beating up a troll with a mace, after shooting it in the face?
#274 to #272 - ediblepandas
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Hell yes that was awesome. Who is your favorite character?
#276 to #274 - ilovehitler
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Oh damn that's tough...
Well, Butler is pure badass.
Mulch Diggums probably makes me laugh more than any other character
And I just love N°1 general character.

Between those three, I really can't decide.
#277 to #276 - ilovehitler
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How about you? Who's your favorite?
#278 to #277 - ediblepandas
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I like Artemis, mainly because he is absolutely USELESS in physical confrontations but he tries. Holly is next because she is badass, and then n1 because he is just amazing being all superpowers and polite.
#281 to #278 - ilovehitler
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Best thing about Artemis, to me, is his character transformation. I loved his wit at first, but thought he was a tremendous dick.
Now he's witty and much less of a dick.
#284 to #281 - ediblepandas
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I love when that sort of thing is done with a character, they start of as a dick but not totally irredeemable and then become better people along the way, I can't stand characters who start perfect.
#287 to #284 - ilovehitler
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Yeah, any time I read a book, and the main character is a Mary Sue (If you're not familiar with the term, it basically just means they're perfect, generally overpowered, and any flaw they may or may not have is actually a strength in disguise) I will put that book down in the shame box until it's thought about what it's done.
#291 to #287 - ediblepandas
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Oh god I hate Mary Sues. They can be hilarious though if written badly enough. Also I like you, we should be friends.
#296 to #291 - ilovehitler
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Sadly, I've never seen a MS written bad enough that it's funny. Generally it's just an extremely obvious Self Insert of the author's greatest hopes of what he could possibly be.
#300 to #296 - ediblepandas
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That's what I find funny about it. I found a free book for download and I downloaded and started reading it, it has enough mistakes to make a grammar nazi cry and the character was horrible. It was awesome. I actually read blogs where they find the worst of the worst of these books and post quotes. I can understand why people wouldn't like it though.
#301 to #300 - ilovehitler
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Yeah, that's the big downfall to downloadable books. They don't need any form of editor.
Or, really, anyone to tell them "No, burn this awful idea and take a writing course before you try to publish something again"
#306 to #301 - ediblepandas
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It really makes me feel like less of a ****** author though, and I guess I appreciate it more because I wrote and read a lot and know what's going wrong and it's like a train wreck. The bad romances are the best. Especally teen romance. Oh god so many laughs were had.
#309 to #306 - ilovehitler
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Oh god the romances...
Even worse is when the writing newbies try to write any form of erotica... It's like reading the dialogue of a porno.

Any type of horror is great, also. It's always either a Saw-like attempt at sheer gore, or a failed attempt at Stephen King.
#280 to #278 - ediblepandas
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But I love them ALL
#282 to #280 - ilovehitler
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Yeah, there really isn't a character I hate. Even the "villains", when they exist in the series, I love them.
Colfer is such an amazing writer. You checked out any of his other books?
#286 to #282 - ediblepandas
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I've read half moon investigations and started...the one about the future. Also speaking of villains isn't opal koboi amazing she is such a bitch
#288 to #286 - ilovehitler
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Hm, never read that one. I read his Airman and The Supernaturalists however, and those were pretty great.

And Koboi is perfect, and the reason why she started her vendetta? Hilarity embodied in words.
#292 to #288 - ediblepandas
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Supernaturalists is what I meant. And I love how koboi is so vain and thinks of the weirdest/best tortures I mean the temple of Artemis was perfect
#297 to #292 - ilovehitler
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Another thing about Koboi, everything is so intellectually devious. It's boring to read about villains who try to win by sheer physical power of some form, whether from an army, some magical device, or just being roidraged.
Even Voldemort in HP was kinda... eh.
#303 to #297 - ediblepandas
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Yes, exactly! She is so interesting and sly. Also Spiro was kinda cool even though he only was in one book.
#307 to #303 - ilovehitler
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Yeah, Spiro was pretty neat.
I liked Turnball, too. Nice and cunning with his escape from the prison.
#311 to #307 - ediblepandas
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I loves the ******* squid. "I AM THE NUT!"
#173 to #150 - mantheon
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**mantheon rolls 25,643**
#168 to #150 - mercyburris
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i already knew this was fake
but you have my thumb anyway
you get all of my corn
#161 to #150 - anon
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His text color is yellow
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LYING FAGGOT
#164 to #161 - therealsuperderpy
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Lol
#160 to #150 - ltpraptor
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Rolling five 5's. My God.
#162 to #160 - icameheretotroll
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'tis fake
#165 to #162 - therealsuperderpy
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^
#183 to #165 - carlonord
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I've located the target... TAKE THE SHOT DAVE!
#166 to #165 - ltpraptor
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If it is fake, you deserve my thumb. because damn that was convincing as ****.
#167 to #166 - therealsuperderpy
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I was just testing to see if it would look like a real roll.
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#151 to #150 - gwenisback **User deleted account**
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this is so legit my dick fell off
#152 to #151 - therealsuperderpy
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#194 to #152 - thekich
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