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The Derpsons

Elad why dd Jews. .'.
have my muses?
Dad why did
Hitler killed
Dad Who' s the
best Jewish
Jews biggest
dilemma?
Dad what' s
lane: -lane' s
national sport?
Dad why deosn' t '
makise win the
Olympias?
that !letf! "
jump, swim and I' ll . . dll
Dad Why are all ,
Mask people
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tell if yen are at '.'
may picnic?
All the Hat
Begs taste like
****
Dad new are
t: hinest kids
Dad what is
Evelution?
Samething that
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at the .
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#4 - trollzorr (07/18/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew?
Boy scout comes back from camp
#13 - theezachulator (07/18/2013) [+] (12 replies)
whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?

boy scouts come back from the camp

( we have all heard all of these )
#18 to #14 - trollzorr (07/18/2013) [-]
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#53 - icewraith has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#11 - peanutmonkey (07/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
plz explain
User avatar #20 to #11 - nylak (07/18/2013) [-]
According to that there Bible:

"And God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man."
- Genesis 2:21-22

Also, ******* love their tasty BBQ ribs.
#21 - pappathethird (07/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
How do you get a dead baby out of a blender?

(Tip: Look at picture)
User avatar #59 - scorcho (07/18/2013) [-]
how do you starve a ****** ?
put his foodstamps under his workboots.
#2 - boomshakalarka ONLINE (07/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Wanted to take the a zoomed in shot of the dads face with a description like "youre a cheeky little cunt" or edit the kid to say "Dad, what's OP? A faggot.", but why?
#8 to #7 - errdayimfjing (07/18/2013) [-]
Better?
User avatar #86 - cantfindausername (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What's white on top and black on bottom?
Society
User avatar #87 to #86 - cantfindausername (07/19/2013) [-]
What's black on top and white on bottom?
Rape
#32 - IronWill (07/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I saw a picture of the joke somewhere.

"Dad, why are there no Muslims in Star Trek?"

"Because it's the future."
#40 - limitlesdragon (07/18/2013) [-]
Whats the worst think about being a black jew?



Having to sit at the back of the oven
User avatar #129 - thepandaking (07/19/2013) [-]
A compilation of ****** jokes that an 8th grader tells his friends and gets a chuckle, combined with ****** grammar. How wonderful.
#97 - captainwow ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
"OP, why do you post jokes everyone heard in Middle School as if they were new and hilarious?"   
   
"Sucking cock, answer you later."
"OP, why do you post jokes everyone heard in Middle School as if they were new and hilarious?"

"Sucking cock, answer you later."
#85 - killerblue (07/19/2013) [-]
"Why are aspirins white?"

"Because if they were black they wouldn't work"
User avatar #69 - SlowpokeForever (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm gonna get a little creative. Everyone's knocking the blacks and jews. But answer me this? How do you kill an Irishman? Easy, throw a pint of Guinness off a cliff.
User avatar #103 - gibroner (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what's the difference between santa clause and jews? santa goes down the chimney

what's the difference between jews and boy scouts? boy scouts come home from camp

how do you get a jewish girl's number? check her arm
#52 - doubletapman (07/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Why did Hitler killed himself?"
"Why did Hitler killed himself?"
User avatar #121 - shinypokemans (07/19/2013) [-]
Why are boys always asked to change lightbulbs?
Because they'll screw anything.

Why are feminists never asked to change lightbulbs?
Because they'll never change anything.

Why can't Muslims eat pork?
The Koran forbids cannibalism.

How do you know if someone's a vegan?
Don't worry, they'll tell you all about it on their Tumblr.

There. Everyone should be good and offended now. If I missed anything please feel free to add on.
#44 - nightroller (07/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What's the difference between a Jew, and a Pizza?

Pizzas don't scream in the oven!
#100 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
evolution isnt real, so yeah
User avatar #107 to #100 - chiefrunnyjeans (07/19/2013) [-]
You're going to have to try harder than that
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