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#2 - lesmiserables (07/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yeah, "good" ideas.
User avatar #11 - nylak (07/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This is why I get most of my serious work done on adderall and vodka combined.

Yes, I'm probably going to die fairly young.
User avatar #6 - unncommon (07/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Beer gives you good ideas?
Last night after my cousin and I drank a number of brewskies we were pretending to be side-characters from Star-Trek during the Dominion Wars. Our start ship was the "S.S. JUGGERNAUT", which at the time was the largest 'Shogun Class' war ship commanded by the then Captain La Forge (or as most of you know it, an '03 Nissan Altima that we drove down to the corner store).
I was the third highest Medical-Class O.I.C. and I'm charge of one of the four medical bays on the ship and had just got back from a deployment on a moon-base where I was awarded a medal for bravery for dragging two men back in the midst of a fire fight. My name was "Ron Kelly", my rank was Lieutenant Commander (O4) and my species was human. I was 43 (it's the future so that's not even middle aged yet thanks to the medical advancements).
On arrival I encountered my Asgaurdian friend from Boot Camp, he was the N.C.O. of the security division of the Juggernaut and recently returned from his deployment in 'Slip Space 9' where he was promoted to the rank of Staff Sargent (E6) just in time to board the U.S.S. JUGGERNAUT and lead over the security detachment. He was the son of his father, Thor (the then, currently residing king of Asgaurd) which made him a prince. He was covered in tattoos, because that's how Asguardians tell their story.
He was the Dungeon Master, so he could be what ever the **** he wanted to be.
Yeah...we drank way more than anyone with responsibilities should drink...his son was a pain in the ass when we were hung over this morning.
>TL;DR beer is good for your soul, bad for your job
#7 to #6 - zehprawn (07/18/2013) [-]
"Drink too much of either and you'll lose the benefits of both, everything in moderation, folks"

What part of that didn't you understand?
#60 - shazmo (07/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Why not both?
#15 - redwindow (07/18/2013) [-]
"if you drink beer, you cannot get coffee stains"
User avatar #27 - benjamino (07/18/2013) [-]
I can't decide if Oatmeal's girlfriend's stuff is allowed to be posted here...
User avatar #24 - pokimone (07/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So if I mix the two... I'll get something ******* gross.
User avatar #19 - stillnotbob (07/18/2013) [-]
I expect that annoying anon to post a comment any time now.
User avatar #79 - SmilingJackSmyth (07/19/2013) [-]
So you're basically saying that Irish coffee rules.
#77 - victoronefourtwo (07/19/2013) [-]
Let's be serious here. Who actually goes forward with their "great ideas"?
#49 - drackmore (07/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
If one is good for starting and the other is good for continuing why not combine the two into some amazing elixir of power.
User avatar #81 - mookiez (07/19/2013) [-]
The only thing coffee makes me do is have unholy ***** .
User avatar #80 - mexicanfood (07/19/2013) [-]
4loko
User avatar #78 - totalsuckpod (07/19/2013) [-]
Beer=Sadness
Coffee=Happiness now, sadness later.
#37 - trollop (07/19/2013) [-]
I didn't realise calling ex-girlfriends was a good idea.
#36 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
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#35 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
This is from the oatmeals gf page..you f up dude..
#34 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
Why don't we just mix both of 'em and get nothing done today.
User avatar #33 - umaya (07/18/2013) [-]
so a small white russian every morning before work would do me good, because my job needs me to come up with ideas and work on them. also i like milk.
#32 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
Caffeine doesnt give you more energy, it just makes you think you dont have as little energy
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