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trilion:
If zombies ever attack just go to
Costco. H they have concrete walls...
years of floyds and supplies... and
best of all the zombies can' t get in
without a Costco membership card
...
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Submitted: 07/18/2013
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User avatar #23 - sigmundisdabest (07/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Am I the only one who feels that having family around in a zombie apocalypse would suck? not trying to be a dick or anything, what i mean is that you would be so mutch more worried for your survival team than if you hung out with aquaintances that you could get along with just fine...
#142 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/19/2013) [-]
The zombies are the ones with the membership cards.
User avatar #95 - imolestthequeen (07/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Surround ones house with outward facing treadmills, switched on.
Zombies have no chance.
#5 - pronak (07/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Talking about zombies: somebody knows if there's a kind of guide to survive to a zombie apocalypse?

I kinda remembers that there's actually one, but I don't remember the name or the author.

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #156 to #5 - dadukesta (07/19/2013) [-]
Better question is why is that like 12 year old girl so hot?
#89 - moxmortuus (07/19/2013) [-]
I feel like covered a building a house with mirrors would be a good idea. Dead heads don't eat them selves....well not usually.
I feel like covered a building a house with mirrors would be a good idea. Dead heads don't eat them selves....well not usually.
#84 - sgtmajorkururu (07/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Does anyone else remember that zombie apocalypse warning issued by the government last year?
#93 - bledoprodz (07/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
ive always wonderd what would happen after the zombie apocolypse... would they just all die or would they just recruit to eating themselves.
#119 to #93 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/19/2013) [-]
They all die, lucky few in islands that probably go hunter-gatherer or at best agriculture , remake the human population.

And then we will have to wait for them to start the industrial revolution.
User avatar #64 - MurphyUK (07/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Most people seem to think they will survive a zombie apocalypse, but where do you think all the zombies come from?
#59 - scoobi (07/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Bring some people you can trust in the Zombie apocalypse to the house. Check every part of their body for bite, except for dick
User avatar #1 - tankthejackal ONLINE (07/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I have a costco right next to a home depot and an ikea like 10 miles fom me

I'm all set
#196 - farbogg (07/19/2013) [-]
Every person you have ever met in your entire life's first instinct will be to go to places like wal-mart, costco or sams club. These are going to be the LEAST safe places to be during the initial outbreak. Think about it, mobs of infected, trigger happy agros trying to take over entire food supply... not fun
#181 - ramanx (07/19/2013) [-]
whoa the dude got a point
whoa the dude got a point
User avatar #175 - zorororonoa (07/19/2013) [-]
I clicked next on this and it opened up a new tap with the costco website.
#173 - deadmuerto (07/19/2013) [-]
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#135 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolls 98**
#163 to #135 - uberbunk (07/19/2013) [-]
**uberbunk rolled a random image posted in comment #5306067 at Furries ** why?
#126 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (07/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #79 - acemcgunner (07/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
two handguns with two clips each for just in case.
barbwire and nail'd baseball bat and thrown knifes and hand ax.
bow gun with 6 reusable arrows.
small light backpack with 3 bottled waters and 3 medic kits and some food.
and light sleeping bag.
combat boots and light swat armor with goggles.

User avatar #68 - Leopard (07/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Does somebody know if Costco has cameras?
User avatar #49 - reginleif ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
wouldn't the cons of a warehouse be that you couldn't possibly protect all of the many wide entrances/receiving lanes from a coordinated attack? Also they aren't very well suited for anything else besides temporary food storage.

Although I will give it props on having a big enough roof to grow yo crops on.

Also I've walked into a costco without a card many times. :/

Personally I'd go for a hospital (for med equipment and nonperishables) or a ghetto school, the kind built like prisons.
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