-Once dated a girl with a son, played xbox with the kid once.
-total Call of Duty style 1 year old, swears a lot calls people ******* and the like.
-Decide to stalk his character
-repeatedly kill him, knife him, snipe him
-killed him 12 times.
-accuses me of cheating.
-i say "yeah well I ****** your mom."
-he doesnt believe me
-tell him to ask her.
-I can hear her response through the mic.
-"well we're dating, so yeah."
-"WHAT? SERIOUSLY? WHAT THE HELL?"
-lobby's reaction was priceless.