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    #4 - thedarkestrogue
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    (07/18/2013)[-]
    -Once dated a girl with a son, played xbox with the kid once.
    -total Call of Duty style 1 year old, swears a lot calls people faggots and the like.
    -Decide to stalk his character
    -repeatedly kill him, knife him, snipe him
    -killed him 12 times.
    -accuses me of cheating.
    -i say "yeah well I ****** your mom."
    -he doesnt believe me
    -tell him to ask her.
    -I can hear her response through the mic.
    -"well we're dating, so yeah."
    -"WHAT? SERIOUSLY? WHAT THE HELL?"
    -lobby's reaction was priceless.
    User avatar#41 to #4 - sirnigga
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    ha classic
    #35 to #4 - greenstrongworld
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    (07/19/2013)[-]
    >actually takes "I ****** your mom" seriously
    >actually takes "I ****** your mom" seriously
    #39 to #35 - thedarkestrogue
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    (07/19/2013)[-]
    he lne me, i'd been to his house a few times.
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    (07/19/2013)[-]
    *knew me
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    (07/18/2013)[-]
    the kids face when
    the kids face when
    #5 to #4 - thedarkestrogue
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    *12 year old
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    I was about to say...
    User avatar#8 to #6 - sanguinesolitude
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    future pro gamer 1 yr old and playing COD
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    (07/19/2013)[-]
    and already calling people a faggot... kids grow so fast
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