Can't Simmer the Zimmer. . C) Anonymous in ) ) : 02 Lores Na. Replies 91 65 Haw was yew first eneeq nder with Zimmerman? Zimmerman stories she me ending the tra Can't Simmer the Zimmer C) Anonymous in ) : 02 Lores Na Replies 91 65 Haw was yew first eneeq nder with Zimmerman? Zimmerman stories she me ending tra
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Can't Simmer the Zimmer

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Haw was yew first eneeq nder with Zimmerman?
Zimmerman stories
she me
ending the train heme at AAM
pnly a white girl and me in the we
sthe train steps
sthe deem epin and the smell of keel aid starts filling up the we
leek CHEF at the girl, she leeks bank at me
ewe bath know whats about happen
sshe does a mess meteen adress her mat
sin moments the we is filled with niggers
tthey quickly surround the girl
sin the distance I em hear samething like " lemme hella‘ ehu doe"
em see a single tear wing dawn her
em lenger sit idly by and let the niggers continue their
stand up
will the niggers are leeking at me
sall my everage vanishes in instant
manage muster "Whey lea, leave the girl alene '
s'' the faek‘ ehu sayum mesh "
tum and peek it like a librarian
sthe train enters a tunnel while I' m running fer my life
slights are flickering
she ream‘ -ed the end of the earn I tum and plane my bank against the wall
watch in hearer's " niggers approach me
will helding peeks of skittles and arizona med tea
sone of the niggers is helding up a flip pheny and receeding me
s% yoo mah niggi this gain' en "
sjust as ene of the niggers swings at me the lights w em
fallowed by a snapping naise examinees
sthe lights tum hank en, and there he is
of me stands Zimmerman
wilt his feet. A dead nigger
shriekers are leeking at him with fear in their eyes
s'' My Gimmies are nestled" he says
sthe lights w em again
we nugets light up the dark we
shriekers are hitting the ground
sthe lights eema hank en and all the niggers lay dead except the ene with the flatscreen pheny
swimmerman stares him dawn
s'' whywhy is yeu weeks" the nigger says
s'' the fucking neighbourhood watch"
swimmerman empties his dip inte the niggers mat
sthe lights flicker anee mere and Zimmerman is gene
son the wall in frend of me it says Wee Can' t film flam the Elm aam" written in blood
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#3 - volto **User deleted account**
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User avatar #29 to #3 - itsthatguyagain
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Glad to see I'm not the only one.
User avatar #30 to #29 - glad
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#7 - mattymattwithahat
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MFW My last name is Zimmerman and all I get is hate because of Zim-Zam...
User avatar #8 to #7 - nervaaurelius
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I'd be proud. Can't nig nog the zig zog.
#10 - tuned
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>booked it like a librarian
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User avatar #5 - unlucki
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9/11 would read again. should make a Zimmer man channel all these post are awesome even if its a bandwagon
#6 to #5 - burraki [OP]
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#40 to #6 - anon
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I liek runescape.
#41 to #40 - nativninja
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User avatar #19 - benjamino
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I'm calling ********. Two reasons:
1. Zimmerman doesn't waste bullets. He one-shots the apes. Every time. He has no need to do more, his skills require but one.
2. Implied in the post is that Lord Zim-Zam was angry. He was not. You cannot flim-flam the Zim-Zam.
User avatar #20 to #19 - makotoitou
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Remember the phone was recording. He was sending a message for all ******* to kill themselves so he doesn't have to bother tracking them down.
User avatar #21 to #20 - benjamino
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I suppose, but it just doesn't seem like the innig-noggable Zig-Zog's style.They don't get a warning. They do not get mercy. If a nig is gonna nig, he gon' get Zig'd.
User avatar #22 to #21 - makotoitou
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True. I was just thinking that it wouldn't be a far though for the great and intelligent ZimZam.
User avatar #23 to #22 - benjamino
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Our Spic'n'span Angel works in mysterious ways.
User avatar #24 to #23 - makotoitou
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#28 to #23 - anon
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It's funny because he actually is a spic.
User avatar #25 - newforomador
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Credit to I Am Monkey for this glorious copypasta
Media's portrayal of the event:
>8th Grader Trayvon Martin is walking home in his graduation cap and gown
>Aryan Nation member George Zimmerman driving around in his Confederate Flag draped pickup
>Zimmerman spots Trayvon through the night by the glow of his halo
>The Klansman takes chase
>The football star nearly outruns him, but he is trapped by a "do not enter" sign
>Faced with certain death or disobeying the law, he makes his stand
>Trayvon attempts to reason his attacker, but the illiterate racist will have none of it
>Zimmerman steps out of his vehicle and asks "Any last words?"
>Trayvon looks his executioner in the eye and replies "World Peace"
>"WHITE POWER!" exclaims Zimmerman as he unloads with his fully-automatic assault rifle
>If not for the Republican party he may have survived, but the skinhead's extended magazine, unfettered by their legislation unloads hundreds of rounds into the future Nobel Piece Prize recipient
>Zimmerman then bashes his own head into the curb repeatedly screaming "help me!"
>When he is finished, Hitler himself steps back into his gas-guzzling vehicle
>As Trayvon lay dying, the last thing he sees is the "Bush Cheney 2004" bumper sticker disapear into the night
#15 - dinosawtacos
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#34 - scoobi
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>5:27 AM, the time the nigs strike.
>Driving home from a trip
>Know that it is too dangerous to be out at that time.
>Still, need to get home
>Nignog appears from the shadows.
>He pounds on the glass window, "Roll down the window, bitch!"
>roll down window, feel cold medal up against my head. A gun
>"Give me your ******* money, *****."
>Reach for wallet, BANG
>Think I am dead but feel blood hit my face
> Open eyes, Skittles resting on antenna, dropping one piece at a time
> ****** laying in a pool of his ****** blood, not quite dead, bullet shattered his skull
>Nignog crying out for help, moaning.
>Zimmerman tells me he saw a car stopped and a floating white smile, he knew..
>He knew...
>George leans close, "Can't flim flam the zim zam." he says
>Drive off into the night, hearing another gunshot behind me
#32 - urinalofjustice
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I tried