Bend over and kiss your ass goodbye
Cassowaries ore boloss.
This right here is 7 feet of pure, unadulterated
assholery. A cassowary eon run of speeds up
lo / h and will freakin' bulldoze anything
that gets in its woy. Happily. See that dinosaur
helmet she' s got going? Tho’ r thing will mess
you up. Also, she eon jump high enough to
kick you right in the tit.
Oh, and she has o blow on each fool.
Did you hear that? . 5 inches. Go
that. I' ll wow
Yeah, YEAH, DID YOU SEE THE LENGTH OF THAT
THING? That thing eon Take off limbs, " can
disembowel o grown human. Moon do these
things, ond it will. Happily.
even swims. IT SWIMS. Okay? Yeah, that' s
right. like you needed another meson not to
go in the wooer. Nobody wenis to swim with o
has been nooned the deadliest bird in the
world and has the aggression of o Pmsing
If confronted by o cassowary, you need
to stand loll, look it in the eye, hold your
ground, and die like o little bitch.