Bend over and kiss your ass goodbye. . Cassowaries ore boloss. This right here is 7 feet of pure, unadulterated assholery. A cassowary eon run of speeds up lo /
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Bend over and kiss your ass goodbye

Cassowaries ore boloss.
This right here is 7 feet of pure, unadulterated
assholery. A cassowary eon run of speeds up
lo / h and will freakin' bulldoze anything
that gets in its woy. Happily. See that dinosaur
helmet she' s got going? Tho’ r thing will mess
you up. Also, she eon jump high enough to
kick you right in the tit.
Oh, and she has o blow on each fool.
Did you hear that? . 5 inches. Go
that. I' ll wow
Yeah, YEAH, DID YOU SEE THE LENGTH OF THAT
THING? That thing eon Take off limbs, " can
disembowel o grown human. Moon do these
things, ond it will. Happily.
even swims. IT SWIMS. Okay? Yeah, that' s
right. like you needed another meson not to
go in the wooer. Nobody wenis to swim with o
wooing .
has been nooned the deadliest bird in the
world and has the aggression of o Pmsing
dragon,
If confronted by o cassowary, you need
to stand loll, look it in the eye, hold your
ground, and die like o little bitch.
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User avatar #23 - FJSoldier (07/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It's endangered.
User avatar #25 to #23 - Hreidmar ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
Ever since I started playing Far Cry 3, yeah.
#1 - kinesthetiac (07/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You should cassoworry if you see these things.
#2 - hurleyy (07/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
These things are all over Far Cry 3.  I told myself i wouldn't kill them because i have a thing against killing innocent birds. when i was in 3rd grade I attempted to help a bird with a broken wing. It was hopping around in my front lawn so i try to scoop it up with a bucket. I poked it with a pen in the direction of the bucket, but it didn't hop into the bucket. Instead it hopped into the street. It peered deep into my eyes, a moment i will never forget. Then a van came and ran it over.    
   
Then when playing Far Cry one of these 						*******					 came out of nowhere and killed me.  I then went on a cassowary killing spree.   
   
MFW the pile of dead cassaways bring me back to the moment of killing that poor bird.   
   
TL;DR    
kill bird   
cassowary kill no   
cassowary kill   
cassowary kill yes   
no
These things are all over Far Cry 3. I told myself i wouldn't kill them because i have a thing against killing innocent birds. when i was in 3rd grade I attempted to help a bird with a broken wing. It was hopping around in my front lawn so i try to scoop it up with a bucket. I poked it with a pen in the direction of the bucket, but it didn't hop into the bucket. Instead it hopped into the street. It peered deep into my eyes, a moment i will never forget. Then a van came and ran it over.

Then when playing Far Cry one of these ******* came out of nowhere and killed me. I then went on a cassowary killing spree.

MFW the pile of dead cassaways bring me back to the moment of killing that poor bird.

TL;DR
kill bird
cassowary kill no
cassowary kill
cassowary kill yes
no
#4 - pheonixinstinct (07/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i can get em mate
#33 - devourhim (07/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Will this be good enough ?
#30 - oversoul (07/18/2013) [-]
I hate cassowaries since FarCry3
I hate cassowaries since FarCry3
#64 - StinkyCheese (07/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#26 - frozennos (07/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
No problem for this ************
#45 - ieatyououtaldaylon (07/18/2013) [-]
Boss Cass was one bad motha *****
User avatar #28 - pappathethird (07/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Bit can it see why kids love the taste cinnamon toast crunch?
#6 - subsquad (07/18/2013) [-]
reference anyone??
#12 - lordcuntdestroyer (07/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This is the closest thing to a pokemon that actually exists
#47 - mauerman ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
This ************ wasn't to be messed with in FC3
#52 - unicornattacks (07/18/2013) [-]
>50 km/h...
>lolwut
>Converts
>mfw
User avatar #9 - EmmyGee (07/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
but their skin's only worth like, $15.
#60 - summoned (07/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That ************* boss from Ty the Tasmanian tiger

.. God I ******* loved that game
#48 - threenippledcousin (07/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was playing farcry 3, just chilling, saw a flock of these ******* , thought there were vegetarians, strolled into the middle of the pack like a bauss, immediately bum rushed by the ******* , i shat myself a litte. But that's our little secret okay interent, shhhhh.
#44 - matuemco (07/18/2013) [-]
if confronted tip got me
if confronted tip got me
#72 - totalsuckpod (07/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You were saying?
#73 to #72 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/19/2013) [-]
We were saying **** you.
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