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Welcome
Welcome to Windows
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Welcome
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shake his hand, but instead.. he puts eema-
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in yehr hand will be a small, white egg.
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Welcome
Welcome to Windows
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#2 - brokenhalf (07/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#5 - xast (07/18/2013) [-]
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#7 - jlew (07/18/2013) [-]
#3 - kingofthenoobz (07/18/2013) [-]
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#10 - haseotakaeda (07/18/2013) [-]
This is my kind of horror genre   
   
Need more of this
This is my kind of horror genre

Need more of this
User avatar #14 - umaya (07/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i put this onto a few friends pcs, or at least a similar program here are just a few of the 100-200 things that pop up.

This is a window.
Your mouse is dirty. Please clean it to restore optimal performance.
Microsoft System Analyzer has detected third-party applications installed on your system. These are not supported and should be removed to maintain optimal performance.
Your start button is the button in the bottom left corner of your screen labeled 'Start'.
The clock displays the current time.
Internet Explorer allows the viewing of websites.
Windows Update allows you to update Windows.
Windows needs to reboot your system.
You know nothing.
Windows is 85% faster than Linux in many mission-critical applications, such as solitaire and minesweeper.
The calculator allows you to add, subtract, multiply, and divide numbers.
Windows is more secure than ever!
Repetitive stress injuries are caused by repeatedly becoming angry at your computer.
Please refrain from slamming your fist on the keyboard
This is a tip.
A mouse and keyboard have been found.
Your monitor appears to be functioning correctly.
Your F1 key seems to be working.
Your information has been sent to Microsoft for aggregate data collection.
You seem to have a left mouse button.
Windows Media Player has been located.
#13 - chubbzilla (07/18/2013) [-]
**** I just had some crazy Deja vu...
#11 - unicornattacks (07/18/2013) [-]
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#8 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Would make a great scp inspiration.
#4 - pbeldin (07/18/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
#1 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
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