lik if u cry. better love story than Twilight. There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her
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better love story than Twilight

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The
girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every
day the boy asked her why, yet she' d never
tell him. They grew up together, and fell in
love and still, she wouldn' t tell him why she
had the ribbon on her neck. They got married,
and grew old, and still she wouldn‘ t tell him.
But ens day, she said ta him Tll show you
why I keep this on my new and she took it off
and her head fell off, the end.
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Submitted: 07/17/2013
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#3 - opsdicksucker (07/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#7 - neptuneport (07/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I think this is based off of a story in this book.
User avatar #17 - ajperry (07/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Portable blowjob machine.

Yes.
#35 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
#14 - dramsted (07/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Jane wore a yellow ribbon around her neck everyday. And I mean everyday, rain or shine, whether it matched her outfit or not. It annoyed her best friend Johnny after awhile. He was her next door neighbor and had known Jane since she was three. When he was young, he had barely noticed the yellow ribbon, but now they were in high school together, it bothered him.

“Why do you wear that yellow ribbon around your neck, Jane?” he’d ask her every day. But she wouldn’t tell him.

Still, in spite of this aggravation, Johnny thought she was cute. He asked her to the soda shoppe for an ice cream sundae. Then he asked her to watch him play in the football game. Then he started seeing her home. And come the spring, he asked her to the dance. Jane always said yes when he asked her out. And she always wore a yellow dress to match the ribbon around her neck.

It finally occurred to Johnny that he and Jane were going steady, and he still didn’t know why she wore the yellow ribbon around her neck. So he asked her about it yet again, and yet again she did not tell him. “Maybe someday I’ll tell you about it,” she’d reply. Someday! That answer annoyed Johnny, but he shrugged it off, because Jane was so cute and fun to be with.
#15 to #14 - dramsted (07/18/2013) [-]
Well, time flew past, as it has a habit of doing, and one day Johnny proposed to Jane and was accepted. They planned a big wedding, and Jane hinted that she might tell him about the yellow ribbon around her neck on their wedding day. But somehow, what with the preparations and his beautiful bride, and the lovely reception, Johnny never got around to asking Jane about it. And when he did remember, she got a bit teary-eyed, and said: “We are so happy together, what difference does it make?” And Johnny decided she was right.

Johnny and Jane raised a family of four, with the usual ups and downs, laughter and tears. When their golden anniversary rolled around, Johnny once again asked Jane about the yellow ribbon around her neck. It was the first time he’d brought it up since the week after their wedding. Whenever their children asked him about it, he’d always hushed them, and somehow none of the kids had dared ask their mother. Jane gave Johnny as sad look and said: “Johnny, you’ve waited this long. You can wait awhile longer.”

And Johnny agreed. It was not until Jane was on her death bed a year later that Johnny, seeing his last chance slip away, asked Jane one final time about the yellow ribbon she wore around her neck. She shook her head a bit at his persistence, and then said with a sad smile: “Okay Johnny, you can go ahead and untie it.”

With shaking hands, Johnny fumbled for the knot and untied the yellow ribbon around his wife’s neck.

And Jane’s head fell off.
#33 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2013) [-]
Well they got married and lived old together so it's not that sad.
User avatar #45 - navadae (07/18/2013) [-]
this was in a 'horror story' book for kids...

bit more detailed, but same thing..
#42 - mauerman ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #32 - nylak (07/18/2013) [-]
I remember this ******* story from when I was a kid.

Was there anything else to it, or was that it? Seems a little anticlimactic, doesn't it?
#16 - seventhseeker (07/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
reminded me of this
User avatar #49 - sirnigga ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
**** i've been trying to forget this story since kindergarden
#44 - demjimmies (07/18/2013) [-]
Well... that's enough for me.
Well... that's enough for me.
User avatar #25 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/18/2013) [-]
******* Dullahan
User avatar #36 - deadmanisalive (07/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The Red Ribbon I found dis
#28 - ddrwannabe (07/18/2013) [-]
I loved this story as a kid.
User avatar #26 - sheepysquirrel (07/18/2013) [-]
When I was a kid my mom read this story to me with the pictures. I gave me nightmares. I was like 3.
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