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chee,.'..? Abolutely Disgusting, April 1, 2013
By K. Colander
This review is from: Natural Harvest: A collection of semen -based recipes (Paperback)
I will never cease to be cc) disgusted by the sheer patriarchy that is so prevalent in our culture. This book is just a ) oppression of the feminine. Again, men are out collecting dinner, then are tired, and the
women are forced to cook. Meanwhile, one week out of the month, I am dumping ounces of period bleed down the toilet. But of course, man' s sexual juices are suitable for Han, and women' s is suitable for the toilet. Where is the
collection of menstrual blc) c) debased recipes? I am personally bedwetting this book until I am able to put all of my tissues to good use as well. I would expect all progressive females to do the same.
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#1 - thehumanheater (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Not sure if stupid feminazi or troll.
Not sure if stupid feminazi or troll.
#6 - vorarephilia (07/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Semen-Based Recipes.
#3 - miscarriage ONLINE (07/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#10 - lolmasterx (07/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?
About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.
I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.
#12 to #10 - zerojaxx (07/18/2013) [-]
>nut butter
>nut butter
#16 - thebrownbomber (07/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why was OP looking at the comments on a book about semen
#17 - justsomechickyo (07/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"menstrual blood-based recipes"
User avatar #11 - dabronydude (07/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
it is not even the same juices,
semen and blood are very different.
#27 - atomschlumpf (07/18/2013) [-]
both are ******* gross
User avatar #36 - Sockopolis (07/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
She has to be trolling. The rage against humanity that would simmer in my body could boil the Indian Ocean if she is serious.
#40 - nymikemet (07/18/2013) [-]
Menstrual Blood Recipies
Menstrual Blood Recipies
#9 - rakaka (07/18/2013) [-]
"Semen based recipes"
#15 - Millybays (07/18/2013) [-]
Macho mojito, anyone?
#7 - guu (07/18/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #31 - mankey (07/18/2013) [-]
There once was a vampire called mayble,
Who's periods were always quite stable.
So, every full moon,
She'd take out a spoon,
And drink herself under the table.
User avatar #25 - brokentrucker ONLINE (07/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Its recipes using animal semen, not male.

The average guy would take several wanks in a row to get a fresh batch of baby brew to amount to a full CUP. It uses animal semen.

Unless you're like, collecting from a 50 guy bukkake porno. And by that point, I don't think she'd really care.
User avatar #26 to #25 - brokentrucker ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
"Not male"

I'm retarderder

I MEANT NOT HUMAN
#24 - samoaspider (07/18/2013) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious
Obvious troll is obvious
User avatar #28 - nosurprise (07/18/2013) [-]
Obvious troll since that was posted on april 1
#19 - lincolnpenis (07/18/2013) [-]
People put semen in flan?
Why?
User avatar #4 - zafara (07/18/2013) [-]
Guess she hasn't seen that new lamp that is powered by blood.
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