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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#11 - mountainyard
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Now, about that porno...
Now, about that porno...
#180 to #11 - penisfuckbitch
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That .gif does not need to be a .gif
User avatar #32 to #11 - imofcnotharveydent
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because real people and sex aren't very arousing without professional make up and ****
User avatar #21 to #11 - nervaaurelius
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(07/17/2013) [-]
I couldn't find that one film but I did find a pretty old porno You need to login to view this link
User avatar #324 to #21 - owmowmow
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Actually kinda fappable...
#91 to #21 - anon id: 6c32e770
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damn that ***** blew a huge 1910 load
#3 - moribus [OP]
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User avatar #110 to #3 - motherduck
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Anyway I read this thing the DJ 4DM1N put up
"If you participate in a thumb orgy you de-value thumbs"
You lot take this website too seriously,its become ridiculous .Its just thumbs for gods sake.
The only way they are valuable is if you are new and want to get a few thumbs so that in the case that you say something people strongly disagree with and get thumbed down you wont get banned because you have too many red thumbs,apart from that they are useless.Thats just my opinion
User avatar #258 to #110 - SHAMU
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Look at it from the perspective of people who DO care about thumbs. (Top commenters who stay on FJ all day, Constant Content uploaders) Clearly the thumbs mean a lot to them and they do kinda work hard for them. Imagine if you were collecting something and you spent years getting to what you have and then one fine day some faggot who just sat there and pressed enter a bunch of times amasses as much as you.
#269 to #258 - anon id: e5ec44ab
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like irl ...
#64 to #3 - iwishigaveafuck **User deleted account**
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User avatar #26 to #3 - sanguinesolitude
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stop ruining thumbs. the sanctity of thumbs reflecting approval is gone. now its just thumbwhores thumbing everyone they meet.
#268 to #26 - anon id: e5ec44ab
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> ruining thumbs
> the sanctity of thumbs
might have been sarcasm, but watever
User avatar #7 to #3 - OOOnelsonOOO
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It's been fixed. You can't do that anymore. But when you could, you could replace the 'thUp' with 'thDn' for the opposite effect.
User avatar #9 to #7 - OOOnelsonOOO
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SyntaxError: Unexpected token :

You sure DJ 4DM1N's not changed the element name?
User avatar #10 to #9 - moribus [OP]
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Sure, tested when you commented
User avatar #17 to #9 - threadz
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This will work:

$('.thUp').click();

but don't use it because DJ DJ 4DM1N is banning people who participate in thumb orgies using scripts. But I'll find a work arround
User avatar #8 to #7 - moribus [OP]
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It works for me, stop spreading disinfo
#18 to #7 - Elemental
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Really? Because I just did.
#4 to #3 - niggerlips
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whats the stickied thing by your name? were you hit by a plasma grenade?
whats the stickied thing by your name? were you hit by a plasma grenade?
#15 - mastermike
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#165 to #15 - grandogger
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OP got the grammar right. You're suggesting they had....large penises
User avatar #187 to #15 - Dap
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I made this same mistake on a post a few weeks ago and got thumbed down as well

I thumbed you up. it happens.
User avatar #45 to #15 - Sethorein
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Buggy, you hung your clothes out to dry, they hanged until they were dead.

Now if we wanted to dry out these poor witches then my guess is they were hung...
User avatar #61 to #15 - chiktikkavaspaus
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Psh, it was only reffered to as "hung" when they had a dick over 10in.

dumbass
#34 to #15 - theblaar
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they where hung?!?!?!!? come on dude. im not from an english speaking country, but even i can see thats wrong.
User avatar #16 to #15 - lordgeneral
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actually no... execution by act of hanging in the past tense is indeed hanged
look it up. I'm serious.
#19 to #16 - Elemental
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Correct.
User avatar #23 to #16 - newforomador
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Because **** everybody who wants to learn English. Seriously though, it does sound wrong when I say hanged, and it doesn't really make sense as to why they would do it other then so that there weren't more definitions for hung.
User avatar #158 to #16 - mastermike
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I apologize for my stupidity, by the laws of FunnyJunk Dubs decides my fate.
User avatar #250 to #158 - lordgeneral
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**lordgeneral rolls 66** pat yourself on the forehead and move on with your life
User avatar #358 to #158 - rieskimo
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Blazing Saddles Funny Scene - "they said you was hung"

I'm not entirely sure what happened here but I feel this may be relevant.
#77 to #16 - mastermike
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User avatar #78 to #77 - lordgeneral
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they were executed by act of hanging. they were hanged.
#154 to #77 - anon id: 45720c4e
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Dude just google it. You're wrong.
#22 - thefasrdog
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Can I get sauce on the old porno?

Purely for historical interest,of course...
#355 to #22 - anon id: 3f4e1ea7
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Is it because they're Black and White?
#370 to #22 - anon id: b8fab4cb
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the name is RIGHT THERE.
#13 - vepevellu
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One small correction to OP's post would be the thing on Egyptian pyramid builders. They indeed were laborers and not slaves. They weren't however payed, instead they were promised passage to the afterlife. Other than that, another great post OP!   
   
Pic unrelated.
One small correction to OP's post would be the thing on Egyptian pyramid builders. They indeed were laborers and not slaves. They weren't however payed, instead they were promised passage to the afterlife. Other than that, another great post OP!

Pic unrelated.
#198 to #13 - anon id: f60f61d3
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Also, I'm pretty sure there was some slave labor somewhere down the line. Maybe making the blocks or something...
#235 to #198 - anon id: 75d5f320
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I think slave labor came later, like when they stopped making pyramids and began making tombs. Not entirely sure as I haven't studied Egyptian history in like 6 years.
User avatar #105 to #13 - AkatsukiNekoJr
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OP did none of these. They all came from a contest on Cracked.
User avatar #35 to #13 - Harkonnen
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That's genius! Tell people you are holy, and get them to work for you for free by promising them they'll get into heaven. Get on that Christianity!
#1 - kevintothemax
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Great content, seeya on the frontpage.
Great content, seeya on the frontpage.
User avatar #2 to #1 - moribus [OP]
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Thanks.
#65 to #2 - ireclamation
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oi ye dumb cunt u wrong
User avatar #38 - chuca
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ok assuming that she was born got married and then widowed at the very end of the civil war, which was 1865, she would have been 138 or so when she died at 2003 and seeing as it was probably frowned upon for a grown man to marry a baby, we can assume she was even older

now i'm not saying it's ********...it just looks,feels,smells and tastes like ********
#202 to #38 - anon id: f60f61d3
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Ur math is wrong. Assuming she was really young when she married, she must have been at least 14 yo when she married. Assuming she married and widowed on the last year of the Civil War, she was born in 1851. By 2003, she was 152. It's just impossible, it would have been a world record of some sort.
User avatar #380 to #202 - chuca
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except i did it assuming she was married when she was born (which obviously wouldn't happen but just to entertain the possibility) so 152-14=138
User avatar #48 to #38 - davidteninch
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Only possible way was he served in the Civil War when he was like 15, he gets married when he's like 50 and she's only like 15.

It's possible, but ****** up.
User avatar #382 to #48 - chuca
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according to the link in comment 359 thats what happened, though they were married after the civil war ended and the guy was around 89 so i don't see why she be considered a civil war widow if the guy didn't even die in the war
#343 to #48 - below
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It was actually somewhat common for an elderly civil war vet (60-70) to marry a young women that could care for him. It benefited the women because she knew that when he died she would get a steady source of income for the rest of her life.
#28 - seveer
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Of course the first pornographic movie was French ...
Of course the first pornographic movie was French ...
#320 to #28 - anon id: 10042eab
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of course, the firsts movies were french ... (search about "lumière brother" if you don't know this...)
#14 - themightykamina
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**themightykamina rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Tests ** mfw my name is sirius (pronounced cyrus)
**themightykamina rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Tests ** mfw my name is sirius (pronounced cyrus)
User avatar #325 to #14 - dewydonut
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The people in that gif are so unbelievably white
#20 - trollsarereal
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mfw my name is josh
mfw my name is josh
#122 to #20 - anon id: 2be79d42
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Sup Yesh
#119 to #20 - iseeafaggot **User deleted account**
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Hi Josh