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#70 - SirSheepy ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
I like how everyone conveniently forgets that Snape was an absolute asshole for 6 straight books even if he was a good guy the whole time.
User avatar #155 to #70 - sprok **User deleted account** (07/18/2013) [-]
Agreed. He was a dick. Seventh book didn't change that for me.
User avatar #73 to #70 - Sethorein ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
I like that everyone forgets Snape was a mass murdering death eater during the first great wizarding war.
User avatar #74 to #73 - SirSheepy ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
And that he only turned good to protect his married girl that he was in love with. And when that failed he only stayed good to protect her son (which wasn't even his).
User avatar #75 to #74 - Sethorein ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
And I'm not sure he ever really stopped being racist against mudbloods...
User avatar #76 to #75 - SirSheepy ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
And he was a giant asshole to Nevile (probably even more thanhe was to Harry). That's just fucking inexcusable.
#94 to #76 - meegann (07/18/2013) [-]
He was only an asshole to Nevile because easily, that night, Nevile could have been the one that Voldemort had cast the killing curse on, and love having saved him as it did Harry. And this happened before Voldy went to the Potter's, so then he never would have killed Lily, cause, ya know. He would have been "destroyed" or however it was explained. I don't remember exactly.

SO then Lily's life would have been spared if it had been Nevile becoming The Boy Who Lived instead of Harry.
So I can see where his anger is coming from, although uncalled for, for both of the boys.
User avatar #78 to #76 - Sethorein ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
Ya... he got away with a lot thanks to black and white morality kicking into gear...

HP is a great series that could have been a lot greater if it just tweaked things a bit here and there... like not making hufflepuff that house that nobody belongs to except that one guy who died... and making slytherin a genuinely ambitious house and not just a house full of assholes....
User avatar #79 to #78 - SirSheepy ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
Agreed, Hufflepuff was literally just the wizard who were useless, but still had powers. Snape makes for an interesting character, but god damn is he an enormous douche.
User avatar #80 to #79 - Sethorein ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
Hermione was a mary sue... Harry was a little too self involved for my liking... Best characters were Sirius and the Weasleys because they had hard lives but dealt with it instead of bitching about it.
User avatar #81 to #80 - SirSheepy ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
Harry was the most obnoxious teenager ever. I agree with you on the Weasley and Sirius thing. Also, that painting in Harry's room was hilarious and finally shut Harry up for a few pages.
User avatar #82 to #81 - Sethorein ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
Which painting was that? I don't recall...
User avatar #83 to #82 - SirSheepy ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
In Order of the Phoenix, Harry's room in the invisible house (I forgot what it was called) had a painting that had the last Slytherin headmaster in it. Harry was going to fly away and the painting sent a message from Dumbledore telling Harry to stay put. Then, when Harry started whining the painting reminded him that listening to Dumbledore kept him alive. Then, Harry sulked in his room for a few chapters.

I just thought that it was really funny when I read it.
User avatar #86 to #83 - Sethorein ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
Oh sad Harry... just sit quiet and let more of your friends die to protect you.
User avatar #88 to #86 - SirSheepy ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
Did he say that too? Because that's hilarious.
User avatar #90 to #88 - Sethorein ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
I wish!
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