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User avatar #113 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
this is how I first saw a vagna.
Ok so Victoria( the girl who lived next door who was 1 year older then me) came into my room and took her clothes off lightning fast and yelled " I want your babies " I looked up from the book I had started to read to relax and said " I'm 9 , now put your clothes back on no one wants to see a naked 10 year old girl " but she was all not until you lick my pussycat ! so I was like "ya no thats not gonna happen, and ona side note why do you call you vagina "pussycat" ? and she was all then I''l make you and then you wont want any other girl ever !. so I was like "what ? are you loko in your coco ? .

then she tackled me onto the guest bed/cot thing and since (I was a small kid and she was tall she had like 30 pounds on me ) and started pulling all my clothes off like a wild animal "and I was a little scared at this point because she had a distrubing look in her eyes like fire and a firm grip on my Jewels. so I said "stop get off I'm pretty sure your not allowed to do this to people" and she was all "shut up and kiss me " and I said "no I'm pretty sure you have cooties" .
this apparently is not the correct thing to say when a girl has her hands on you family jewels her as she proceded to sit on my nose and mouth and "yelled lick it,smell it" I was like naw that gross now get off . but she sqeezed my poor orbs angrily and was all "tell me what it smells like" . so i was all it smells like death and baking bread. I was starting to pass out from lack of air and her painfull squeezing and mashing of my manly bits .
suddenly her older brother came in to the room and was all "you raped my sister" and started punching me. I was like" I don't know what that word means but I didn't do nothing, your sister is nuts".she immedatly got all embarassed and ran off. for some reason her brother told everyone in the neighborhood what had happened and all the girls started bulling her viciously to the point she had to move away. And thats the tale.
#191 to #113 - devout feminist (07/18/2013) [-]
And then like, you like, totally like...woke up like.
#169 to #113 - shypotato (07/18/2013) [-]
MFW rape
#165 to #113 - lawlbear (07/18/2013) [-]
No words only loko.
No words only loko.
User avatar #158 to #113 - guiguito ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
that's...
that's my fetish.
User avatar #146 to #113 - commentorman (07/18/2013) [-]
hey, you finished your story this time!
User avatar #147 to #146 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
eyuup.
#125 to #113 - foaly (07/18/2013) [-]
>Loko in the coco
User avatar #123 to #113 - robskul (07/18/2013) [-]
oh shit nigga
#132 to #122 - bvsfang (07/18/2013) [-]
Why don't you
#133 to #132 - bvsfang (07/18/2013) [-]
Have a seat
#134 to #133 - bvsfang (07/18/2013) [-]
Over there
#148 to #134 - sirbustyabals (07/18/2013) [-]
Hello, Chris Handsome
User avatar #142 to #134 - thatdeafguy (07/18/2013) [-]
on timmywankenobi 's face
User avatar #144 to #142 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
No u !
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