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User avatar #2 - crazyanimal (07/17/2013) [-]
JV football as a senior.. Don't be that guy
User avatar #48 to #2 - oceanfrank ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
**** man, I had SO much more fun on JV (Mostly because I got to bully most of the players). Varsity was WAAAAY more arduous and the practices were pretty tedious but the outcome was a lot more satisfying. The next day I'd have too many sores to be able to walk and then I'd come to practice regretting having starting Varsity.
#31 to #2 - fannypack (07/18/2013) [-]
O rlly? While he scores 500 td's a game playing for jv, he's also stealing your bitch
User avatar #26 to #2 - residentblackman (07/18/2013) [-]
I was JV in wrestling my senior year because it was my first year, I'm assuming something like that happened to him too
#21 to #2 - Wumbologist (07/18/2013) [-]
I was a JV Hockey senior and I wouldn't change it for the world. JV was so much more low key, we practiced less, and after games we'd crack jokes instead of getting all pissy about the outcome. More intense =/= more fun
I was a JV Hockey senior and I wouldn't change it for the world. JV was so much more low key, we practiced less, and after games we'd crack jokes instead of getting all pissy about the outcome. More intense =/= more fun
#68 to #21 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
its hockey what do you expect, you drink a few beers and play the game strctly for fun
User avatar #22 to #21 - alcohol (07/18/2013) [-]
Holy **** , you are the only other person i've met whose school had hockey.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Wumbologist (07/18/2013) [-]
It's starting to gain a following in metropolitan areas. Where do you live?
#45 to #23 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
We have some here in socal
User avatar #24 to #23 - alcohol (07/18/2013) [-]
Vancouver.
#25 to #24 - Wumbologist (07/18/2013) [-]
...You live in Canada and your school doesn't play hockey? Dude, I'm from Dallas, Texas.
...You live in Canada and your school doesn't play hockey? Dude, I'm from Dallas, Texas.
User avatar #28 to #25 - icecreamonnips (07/18/2013) [-]
******* **** , Dallas has hockey but Houston does not?



****
#29 to #28 - mericafuckyeah (07/18/2013) [-]
And then there's boston where every institution within 100 miles has at least 1 hockey team
#52 to #29 - jonlajoieismylife (07/18/2013) [-]
Boston College is ******* badass. <3 Johnny Gudreau.
nohomo
User avatar #27 to #25 - alcohol (07/18/2013) [-]
Ah,no i meant to imply that you are the first on the internet. I was goalie for my school all 4 years.
User avatar #30 to #27 - funkysack (07/18/2013) [-]
i play football and every time i talk to the goalies they say they don't like it. Most goalies say they feel like they're not part of the team. I have a friend that is into saying all this, how was your experience those 4 years
User avatar #49 to #30 - alcohol (07/18/2013) [-]
It was fun but it got dull seinior year.
#44 to #30 - jacksipian (07/18/2013) [-]
silly guy, there are no goalies in football
#19 to #2 - baryonyxer (07/18/2013) [-]
In larger schools, only the superstars make varsity.
User avatar #42 to #19 - dillard1 (07/18/2013) [-]
I was in a school of 2000 and all seniors are required to play Varsity
#50 to #42 - baryonyxer (07/18/2013) [-]
That's how it is in my school of 150. It's the school's decision ultimately.
User avatar #17 to #2 - yetiyitties (07/18/2013) [-]
He's only Jv football because all the time he could be training to be in varsity he is usin it to **** everyone's girl
#11 to #2 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
as a person who knows nothing about school sports, i dont get what the **** jv and varsity mean.

i guess thats how everyone else feels that dont play sports and jack off to pokemon porn
User avatar #13 to #11 - aesguitar ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
On a high school football team, there are generally two or three "leagues" of teams.

You have the varsity team, generally made up of juniors and seniors with the occasional talented sophomore. Varsity is the most important and they have a chance to go to the championship for the whole conference. Most, if not all, college recruiters look exclusively at the varsity players for offers, recruiting, etc...

JV is generally the younger people on the squad: freshman, sophomores, and freshman. JV can be seen as preparation for the varsity squad. There is no championship for JV.

Some high schools also have a freshman team. The freshman team is fairly self-explanatory.
User avatar #9 to #2 - jalthelas ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Maybe he only played JV football and never played Varsity.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Temari (07/17/2013) [-]
Explain?

(Sorry, I'm stupid as **** sometimes all the time)
User avatar #4 to #3 - gnillort (07/17/2013) [-]
JV = Junior Varsity. One would hope to be on the Varsity team before they're a Senior (last year of high school).
User avatar #5 to #4 - Temari (07/17/2013) [-]
Ohhh, okay. Thanks.
User avatar #6 to #5 - gnillort (07/17/2013) [-]
no problem. it just means he sucks at football.
User avatar #10 to #6 - dapianoman (07/18/2013) [-]
Just because he is a senior who isn't in the football team doesn't mean he sucks at football. You'd have to be pretty good to be in JV anyway.
User avatar #12 to #10 - gnillort (07/18/2013) [-]
I was just trying to sum up what it meant to be on JV/Varsity. I clearly have no idea if he's actually good or bad at football. I just didn't want him to go away without knowing what I meant by it.
User avatar #66 to #12 - dapianoman (07/18/2013) [-]
Yes, you shouldn't judge if someone sucks at football just cuz they're on JV. My friends on JV are pretty awesome at sports

but why am I getting thumbed down?
User avatar #67 to #66 - fannypack (07/18/2013) [-]
Shhh don't question it, funnyjunk doesn't like it when you question it.
User avatar #69 to #67 - dapianoman (07/18/2013) [-]
Right


I was just wondering why i got so many negative thumbs
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