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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
User avatar #31 - musclemarinade
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(07/17/2013) [-]
(Just in case someone hasn't seen this yet)
Let there be no mistake of what happened that night:
>8th Grader Trayvon Martin is walking home in his graduation cap and gown
>Aryan Nation member George Zimmerman driving around in his Confederate Flag draped pickup
>Zimmerman spots Trayvon through the night by the glow of his halo
>The Klansman takes chase
>The football star nearly outruns him, but he is trapped by a "do not enter" sign
>Faced with certain death or disobeying the law, he makes his stand
>Trayvon attempts to reason his attacker, but the illiterate racist will have none of it
>Zimmerman steps out of his vehicle and asks "Any last words?"
>Trayvon looks his executioner in the eye and replies "World Peace"
>"WHITE POWER!" exclaims Zimmerman as he unloads with his fully-automatic assault rifle
>If not for the Republican party he may have survived, but the skinhead's extended magazine, unfettered by their legislation unloads hundreds of rounds into the future Nobel Piece Prize recipient
>Zimmerman then bashes his own head into the curb repeatedly screaming "help me!"
>When he is finished, Hitler himself steps back into his gas-guzzling vehicle
>As Trayvon lay dying, the last thing he sees is the "Bush Cheney 2004" bumper sticker disapear into the night
User avatar #118 to #31 - Classic
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I LOST IT at confederate flag draped pickup
User avatar #110 to #31 - mrblueftw
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Congratulations! you stole from I am Monkey
User avatar #80 to #31 - volleys
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Still funny after the 4th time
#75 to #31 - hattaz
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(07/18/2013) [-]
#73 to #31 - anon id: afafbc46
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(07/18/2013) [-]
3rd type being posted, not funny
#35 to #31 - anon id: 753c0958
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(07/17/2013) [-]
copypasta repost, but i like it anyway.
#33 to #31 - anon id: 3fe0edac
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(07/17/2013) [-]
That is beautiful!