wanna come see my van?. i have lots of candy. You' Got The Wrong( est) Number CALL CENTER I ) RTH.. CA.. USA I TOP Note: our customer support number is chase he wanna come see my van? i have lots of candy You' Got The Wrong( est) Number CALL CENTER I ) RTH CA USA TOP Note: our customer support number is chase he
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wanna come see my van?. i have lots of candy. You' Got The Wrong( est) Number CALL CENTER I ) RTH.. CA.. USA I TOP Note: our customer support number is chase he

i have lots of candy

You' Got The Wrong( est) Number
CALL CENTER I ) RTH.. CA.. USA I TOP
Note: our customer support number is chase he a face! driving st: ' s numbero
He: "Thank you fer calling. How may f help yen?"
Cu. -Hummer: "Haw much fer my daughter?"
Cu. -Hummer: “She' s 15. We her first time. She needs training."
He: "sir, f think you want the driving wheel."
Oh, what we you guys ?"
He: "Adult websites."
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#1 - iamtheblackgoat
Reply +333 123456789123345869
(07/16/2013) [-]
After the shock wears off, he signs her up anyway
#4 to #1 - anon id: 8b3e8c77
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/17/2013) [-]
Mein goff, that picture.
#12 to #4 - foxxywithpaws
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(07/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #52 to #1 - raynagrimm [OP]
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/17/2013) [-]
im always happy when someone gets top comment on something i post
#5 - gidvid
Reply +101 123456789123345869
(07/17/2013) [-]
The lightbulb is so close, yet so far
The lightbulb is so close, yet so far
#26 to #5 - lieutenanthaskeer
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(07/17/2013) [-]
"our customer support number is chase he a face!"

Dude. What.
User avatar #7 to #5 - skeetonamber
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(07/17/2013) [-]
this is the first time i giggled like a little bitch from reading that thing

then again i shouldve fallen asleep 6 hours ago
seriously

help
#11 to #5 - siggythepiggy
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(07/17/2013) [-]
"Haw much fer my daughter?"
User avatar #22 to #11 - penismunchernohomo
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(07/17/2013) [-]
"Oh, what we you guys ?"
He: "Adult websites.""
#40 to #11 - anon id: cc9e0242
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/17/2013) [-]
"She's 15. We her first time"
#6 - ninjabadger
Reply +37 123456789123345869
(07/17/2013) [-]
That could've went a different direction entirely.
#3 - ethkot
Reply +22 123456789123345869
(07/17/2013) [-]
Move aside, we're going to the front page.
#24 - frankieforward
Reply +21 123456789123345869
(07/17/2013) [-]
If you read this... I hope you have a great day!
If you read this... I hope you have a great day!
#43 - YourAnalProbe
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(07/17/2013) [-]
Lightbulb sounds like a conversation between two rednecks
Lightbulb sounds like a conversation between two rednecks
#15 - AreyouSerious
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(07/17/2013) [-]
Lightbulb, you so cray.
Lightbulb, you so cray.
User avatar #35 to #15 - wtfduud
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(07/17/2013) [-]
It sounds like a scotsman.
#54 to #35 - elmarcocfc
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/17/2013) [-]
I can attest to that.
#32 - cornsmooch
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(07/17/2013) [-]
Well hang on now. Maybe you should keep talking to the Adult Website line. I mean, it's always better to learn early.
#25 - bvsfang
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(07/17/2013) [-]
MFW van and candy with 16 yo
#37 to #25 - pebar
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(07/17/2013) [-]
pedophilia by definition is strictly prepubescent kids so pedobear is inappropriate here
#8 - anon id: 75ee21f8
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Who the **** says that soon as they are talking to someone, how about hello my name is X, i am looking to enrol my daughter in driving lessons, also made up post and repost op is a fag **** you ****** **** cunt cock
#13 to #8 - anon id: 635f2574
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(07/17/2013) [-]
I was going to thumb you up because this conversation sounds staged to me as well...but you were being so unnecessarily rude I changed my mind.
User avatar #10 to #8 - TheHutchie
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Some people are just rude *************.