This week in science. 2,300,000 BCE. Ian gnd 2, 300, 000 BCE This Week In Science Rack not for eating. Fire make hot. Stick km animal. Mammoth for eating. Rock
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Ian gnd 2, 300, 000 BCE
This Week In Science
Rack not for eating. Fire make hot. Stick km animal.
Mammoth for eating. Rock km animal. Wasp is ouch,
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#21 - frestico (07/17/2013) [-]
if rock and stick both kill animal...

what would rock stick do...?
User avatar #316 to #21 - sirbonzaiatak (07/17/2013) [-]
CALL A SCIENTIST
User avatar #53 to #21 - udo (07/17/2013) [-]
it would activate my trap card
#62 to #53 - upyourarsinal (07/17/2013) [-]
well then i play this
User avatar #189 to #21 - tomorrowsnightmare (07/17/2013) [-]
break your bones
User avatar #268 to #21 - kingniggering (07/17/2013) [-]
sticks and stones
#134 to #21 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
*SPOILERS!!*

I want to wait for further editions of "This Week in Science 2,300,000 BCE"
User avatar #188 to #21 - stijnverheye (07/17/2013) [-]
dominate very other living specie on this planet and get us to the top of the food chain ..... oh wait
#360 to #21 - goldengohan ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
what if make fire rock stick?
#190 to #21 - lankyman (07/17/2013) [-]
Now we can walk across the street to Pottery Barn and steal their fire.

#34 to #21 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
We need more people like you.
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#68 to #21 - ryderjamesbudde **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#150 to #21 - crazyolitis (07/17/2013) [-]
rock-stick too dangerous! Will both become ouch, like wasp.
rock-stick too dangerous! Will both become ouch, like wasp.
User avatar #24 to #21 - thisisspartah (07/17/2013) [-]
and this is the beginning of innovation
#108 to #21 - seventhseeker (07/17/2013) [-]
let the genius spidey help you
User avatar #355 to #21 - BlueWaffleGringe (07/17/2013) [-]
it's easy: kill animal 2 times
User avatar #373 to #21 - hubahuba (08/04/2013) [-]
they double kill
User avatar #374 to #373 - neppy (03/07/2015) [-]
petfouronenine lol
User avatar #375 to #374 - hubahuba (03/07/2015) [-]
How did you even get here?
User avatar #376 to #375 - neppy (03/07/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #151 to #21 - alleksi (07/17/2013) [-]
I think you just simulated the train of thought of the first inventor

User avatar #22 to #21 - dabronydude (07/17/2013) [-]
and thus the spear was invented?
User avatar #87 to #22 - linktheherooftime (07/17/2013) [-]
Or hammer, and tomahawk.
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User avatar #322 to #21 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
I find it hilarious that this is probably the EXACT thought a human being once had, that started a series of evolutions that eventually led to the development of nuclear weapons.
#324 to #21 - Yesitsme (07/17/2013) [-]
SCIENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR.   
   
Something with so much destructive power will destroy society.
SCIENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR.

Something with so much destructive power will destroy society.
#193 to #21 - commontroll (07/17/2013) [-]
Is that even possible!?
User avatar #52 to #21 - SuperSixONE (07/17/2013) [-]
How I felt when I started playing Minecraft.
#128 to #21 - mitdwit ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
holy 			****		, man.
holy **** , man.
#209 to #21 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
a catapult
User avatar #119 to #21 - koobzacc (07/17/2013) [-]
Why man no beard?
#252 to #21 - responsibletim (07/17/2013) [-]
YOU'RE GOING TOO FAR.
User avatar #83 to #21 - anonymouzx (07/17/2013) [-]
that next week
#250 to #21 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
Kill Twice As Many Animal
#70 to #21 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
what rock, stick, stick, string do?
#67 to #21 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
u r gonna get so many thumbs, when i wake up tomorrow ull be 250
#32 to #21 - ishitgoldbricks (07/17/2013) [-]
your a ******* genius!
User avatar #362 to #21 - bjornkrage ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
it would kill animals^2
#207 to #21 - mrbongo (07/17/2013) [-]
thats in next weeks edition.
User avatar #55 to #21 - knowitallfourtytwo (07/17/2013) [-]
Kill kill animal animal
User avatar #28 to #21 - PrincessTwilight (07/17/2013) [-]
Next week in science
#127 - luiselvergas (07/17/2013) [-]
>2,300,000 + 0
>no sharp rock for animal
>no eat wasp
top ugh
3/10 berry picker as ****
me head when
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User avatar #85 to #6 - teseus (07/17/2013) [-]
Fire wasn't invented, it was discovered.
User avatar #115 to #85 - supniggs (07/17/2013) [-]
A way to make fire would have been invented
User avatar #173 to #115 - manicekman (07/17/2013) [-]
Fire was pirated. Someone took the original fire and made copies.
User avatar #266 to #173 - exacerbated (07/17/2013) [-]
Fire is open source. It was in Alpha back then.
#326 to #173 - drfaust (07/17/2013) [-]
Prometheus: Hauled to court under the DMCA
User avatar #132 to #3 - crazypotato (07/17/2013) [-]
AHAHAHAH xD!!!1
#145 to #132 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
You sure are crazy, potato.
#232 to #3 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
>implying most of you know what this is about

Its a take on starting strength, from /fit/
User avatar #310 to #232 - garentei (07/17/2013) [-]
Shut up.
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#81 - ryderjamesbudde **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #302 to #81 - PadreRasta (07/17/2013) [-]
Shaman: 0
Big Shiny Rock: 1
User avatar #116 to #81 - koobzacc (07/17/2013) [-]
Be no scare. 100,000 winter ago, Mammoth not for eating. Science take time. No worry.
User avatar #72 - nighthawxx (07/17/2013) [-]
threw rock to mammoth. mammoth no die
threw stick to mammoth. mammoth no die
how kill mammoth?
User avatar #301 to #72 - mrblueftw (07/17/2013) [-]
Stand in front of pointy thing on mammoth
poke mammoth eye hole
#311 to #72 - schokoplaetzchen (07/17/2013) [-]
Throw mammoth on rock. Mammoth Is kill.
User avatar #135 to #72 - noblekira (07/17/2013) [-]
Throw mammoth of big rock
#174 to #72 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
Rock stick for mammoth kill.
User avatar #168 to #72 - vladhellsing (07/17/2013) [-]
Throw wasp at mammoth.
User avatar #89 to #72 - locolino (07/17/2013) [-]
throw more rock
User avatar #78 to #72 - evilanakie (07/17/2013) [-]
rock on stick stab mammoth die yes
User avatar #88 to #78 - nighthawxx (07/17/2013) [-]
put rock on stick rock fall off
how put rock on stick
User avatar #90 to #88 - evilanakie (07/17/2013) [-]
sticky black maybe vine bind thing
or use burn burn hot to burn burn make together
User avatar #92 to #90 - roflstorm (07/17/2013) [-]
But burn burn hot burn hot Too hot to touch
How stick vine rock black sticky rock stick
User avatar #94 to #92 - evilanakie (07/17/2013) [-]
stab stick into black sticky
stab sticky end of stick into rock
rock pointy sharp ouch or.
vine hug rock on stick
User avatar #99 to #94 - roflstorm (07/17/2013) [-]
how make black sticky ouch rock rock
User avatar #103 to #99 - evilanakie (07/17/2013) [-]
you find sticky black in plains you tell because it black and it death rub rock on rock till it hurt when poke poke
User avatar #104 to #103 - roflstorm (07/17/2013) [-]
plains have ouch wasp
how get black sticky no ouch?
User avatar #105 to #104 - evilanakie (07/17/2013) [-]
sneek sneek or send woman
User avatar #107 to #105 - roflstorm (07/17/2013) [-]
sneek sneek good
women sweep sweep
#39 - dashgamer (07/17/2013) [-]
Wasp are ouch, put wasp on stick, give ouch to mammoth.
Wasp are ouch, put wasp on stick, give ouch to mammoth.
#157 to #39 - boldham (07/17/2013) [-]
Gooseman too cool.
User avatar #111 to #39 - kirkbot (07/17/2013) [-]
mammoth ouch
mammoth angry
mammoth squash me
User avatar #112 to #111 - dashgamer (07/17/2013) [-]
Clearly you not know enlightened caveman logic.
Bee hurt man.
Make man sore.
Man must itch.

Bee hurt Mammoth.
Make mammoth sore.
Mammoth must itch.
Kill mammoth as it itch.
User avatar #63 to #39 - thisiswrong (07/17/2013) [-]
at first I saw puts wasp on dick....that was a big mistake on my part.
User avatar #45 to #39 - zonryu (07/17/2013) [-]
>tries invent new thing

>get stoned for witchcraft
#86 to #39 - rockmanfan ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
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#230 to #183 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
TIME TO GET FJ SUED YAAAAAAAY!

faggot
#233 to #230 - iwilldeletenotatw (07/17/2013) [-]
I don't think there has ever been an issue with using them as comments. I could be wrong, but I've been here a long time.
#192 to #183 - iwantfun (07/17/2013) [-]
And the first grammar nazi was killed
#35 - yiffcario ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
**** you I do what I want.
#153 - crazyolitis (07/17/2013) [-]
But what if rock and stick are stuck in mammoth? Is it still for eating?

See, your science-y stuff is a fad, gone within 2 milennia.

Also, if mammoth animal, and wasp is animal, why is mammoth not ouch too, and wasp not for eating?

Science: 0
Ugh: 1
Hunga: died of rotten tooth.
#31 - neverposting ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
If fire make hot, can we use for warm?
User avatar #36 to #31 - dedaluminus (07/17/2013) [-]
Can use for warm, but if get too warm, you become for eating.
#37 to #36 - neverposting ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
If I also can be for eat, can I be kill by rock?
User avatar #38 to #37 - dedaluminus (07/17/2013) [-]
No. Against magic sky man rules.
#41 to #38 - neverposting ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Is magic sky man for eat?
User avatar #43 to #41 - dedaluminus (07/17/2013) [-]
Magic sky man is ouch. Do what say.
User avatar #46 to #43 - dedaluminus (07/17/2013) [-]
**** . I just invented religion. Can I get a do-over?
User avatar #60 to #46 - upyourarsinal (07/17/2013) [-]
Magic sky man: no do-overs
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User avatar #251 to #58 - responsibletim (07/17/2013) [-]
what if not like magic sky man? me want own magic guy
#363 to #251 - neverposting ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
Then we make rock kill all who no like magic sky man
User avatar #96 to #46 - theafroman (07/17/2013) [-]
Magic sky man bring good. Unless do bad. Or good. Magic sky man mysterious.
User avatar #80 to #46 - evilanakie (07/17/2013) [-]
hail magic sky man
#54 - runswithdragons (07/17/2013) [-]
if rock not for eat, but rock kill animal, then rock is for eat?
if rock not for eat, but rock kill animal, then rock is for eat?
User avatar #143 to #54 - bagguhsleep (07/17/2013) [-]
put rock on fire to make hot rock for eat
User avatar #93 to #54 - roflstorm (07/17/2013) [-]
Rock no eat
Rock no like mammoth
rock no hurt mammoth.
#95 to #93 - runswithdragons (07/17/2013) [-]
but... how kill mammoth for eat? fire hot and wasp ouch....
User avatar #98 to #95 - roflstorm (07/17/2013) [-]
stick stick in hot and stick hot stick poke nest
run at mammoth stab mammoth run from mammoth
wasp and mammoth wasp ouch mammoth
#100 to #98 - runswithdragons (07/17/2013) [-]
what stick stick?
User avatar #102 to #100 - roflstorm (07/17/2013) [-]
stick from tree tree lots of stick
big stick little stick no get stick from tree with wasp
wasp ouch.
#110 to #102 - runswithdragons (07/17/2013) [-]
but then what do rock? it say rock kill animal. why no rock kill?
User avatar #114 to #110 - roflstorm (07/17/2013) [-]
Put rock on stick with black sticky goo
Make pointy ouch ouch stick,
#117 to #114 - runswithdragons (07/17/2013) [-]
but you say rock no hurt mammoth, so you lie?
User avatar #121 to #117 - roflstorm (07/17/2013) [-]
rock alone no hurt mammoth
Rock AND stick make pointy ouch rock stick
#123 to #121 - runswithdragons (07/17/2013) [-]
so rock is for eat. my point is pointyest
User avatar #303 to #123 - roflstorm (07/17/2013) [-]
No eat rock
rock used for eat
break rock make ouch and put on stick
#97 to #95 - runswithdragons (07/17/2013) [-]
stick too small kill mammoth....
User avatar #142 to #54 - thepandaking (07/17/2013) [-]
shut face, og. why you try be brain man all time?
#176 to #54 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
No, animal is for eats. Rock is for kill. rock is kill animal for eats. rock is kill.
User avatar #262 to #176 - ZenMacros (07/17/2013) [-]
no
#205 - Loopholes (07/17/2013) [-]
>Me out lookin for female
>Me see 9/10
>wearing loin cloth
>me go over with club
>bash pretty lady with club
>miss
>hit toe
>fall on ground
>rocks fall out of side sachels
>berry picker as ****
User avatar #221 to #205 - Bomard (07/17/2013) [-]
comment was a *******
#214 to #205 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
berry picker as ****
#9 - tomdavies (07/16/2013) [-]
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#198 - moshimoshi (07/17/2013) [-]
>23000000 bce
> no eat rock
>me head when
#196 - cazabrow (07/17/2013) [-]
fire make hot? But then.....what make cold?
User avatar #231 to #196 - thegrimreaver (07/17/2013) [-]
No fire.
#125 - ffffyou (07/17/2013) [-]
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#8 - allnamesrtaken (07/16/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that wonders when and how the ability to reproduce came in, and how it started?
Seriously, if you think about it that's some weird **** .
User avatar #299 to #8 - rplix (07/17/2013) [-]
I would want to go back in time just for that reason.
#318 to #8 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
its a natural instinct
User avatar #321 to #318 - allnamesrtaken (07/17/2013) [-]
Where did the instinct come from?
User avatar #340 to #8 - nsfwbrowserv (07/17/2013) [-]
The ability to reproduce came in when evolution decided on sexual reproduction instead of asexual reproduction. Animals probably could tell how they had to reproduce by instinct. Our kissing, hugging, etc came later and was invented by us.
User avatar #353 to #8 - yindragon (07/17/2013) [-]
I know, right? Some Caveman just randomly thought one day,
"Hmm.... Cavebitch! Come here and let me put my meat stick in your loveCave!"
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#113 to #57 - psychrophile (07/17/2013) [-]
He probably means SEXUAL reproduction, but the way he worded it makes it seem like a profoundly stupid question.
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#20 to #8 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
Sexual reproduction is at its core a means to most effectively shuffle DNA to maximize individual differences. The greater the variability within a species, the more likely it can survive a cataclysmic event. Bacteria practice a simple version with a Sex pilus and plasmid, with a protein tube to transfer a couple genes. Eukaryotic meiosis allows the simplest act of sex by production of gametes (with a half copy of genes which can be shuffled with a half copy of another). The act of uniting gametes has become more complex through evolutionary time, and many independently evolved methods exist. Internal fertilization in vertebrates started with proto-reptiles, which could lay eggs in arid environments if fertilization was allowed to occur inside the female, so that a shell could then be formed for protection.
#17 to #8 - quadv (07/17/2013) [-]
Instincts bro. Dick want shelter. Woman have shelter. Sheltering feels good as ****
#13 to #8 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
by watching animals perhaps?
User avatar #307 to #13 - ilovehitler (07/17/2013) [-]
But how did the first animals learn?
User avatar #101 to #8 - cloverhand (07/17/2013) [-]
I thought I was the only one to think about this!
#185 to #8 - trigondarkthree (07/17/2013) [-]
Actually for more than half of the history of life, beings were limited to asexually reproducing photoplankton, which very very very slowly evolved into stromatolites (pic in the left) due to the change in Earth's environment. After a very long time these evolved the process of meiosis which lead to a huge boom in speciation. After that you have the Precambrian, Paleozoic, Mesozoic, and Cenozoic. (These ages measure and record exactly how speciation happened after the birth of meiosis but my point is that the majority of the history of life took place when organisms reproduced asexually.) Actually things were going pretty slowly up in the Paleozoic period, the only noteworthy living things were the small invertebrates and reptiles and clams and things before the Permian extinction. There's a theory going around that as Earth shifted around and started to gain some mountains, there was more nutrient runoff from said mountains leading to an explosion in red algae. This gave up and coming species the nutrients and surplus they needed to gain new parts and mechanisms. That's really the beginning of life right there, after that you have the trilobites evolving into all sorts of crazy things, dinosaurs were in the Mesozoic, just everything started around the end of the Permian extinction. Anyway, that's why we have sex.
#155 to #8 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
obviously it was the first thing that came in, if you know what im sayin
#191 to #8 - lankyman (07/17/2013) [-]
They read it off an IKEA manual

Slots and tabs my friend, slots and tabs.
User avatar #30 to #8 - darthblam (07/17/2013) [-]
Well you have to remember.. we didn't just pop up as sentient humans one day. The original ape that lead to us was nothing more than another animal with the basic instincts of eat, **** , reproduce, sleep, and repeat until they die.
None of it happened in one day, it just developed that way over a period of hundreds of thousands of years. The same reason why animals besides mammals reproduce the way they do and such.

With how evolution is, survival of the fittest and all that, it's simply a way that works, so it survived while others faded away.
#79 to #30 - psychrophile (07/17/2013) [-]
Well, actually, the very first life - by DEFINITION - must have possessed the ability to reproduce.
User avatar #152 to #79 - alleksi (07/17/2013) [-]
I'm fairly certain that the first lifeforms reproduced by splitting themselves
#239 to #152 - psychrophile (07/17/2013) [-]
> "I'm fairly certain that the first lifeforms reproduced by splitting themselves"
> "I'm fairly certain that the first lifeforms reproduced"
> "the first lifeforms REPRODUCED"

That's still reproduction, bro.
User avatar #254 to #239 - alleksi (07/17/2013) [-]
yes I understand that but that isn't the same thing as sexual reproduction where two species interact with each other in order to create a new one so the question of how did the first lifeforms know to execute sexual reproduction still remains
#261 to #254 - psychrophile (07/17/2013) [-]
1) My original post was intended to shed light upon the fact that you all seem to be conflating sexual reproduction with reproduction in general. See post #113.

OP made no such distinction.

2) Sexual reproduction is NOT an interaction between two species, according to the biological species concept.
#295 to #8 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
The way I see it, a man went "it feels really good when I touch my penis", and a woman said "it feels really good when I rub my vagina", then they looked each other in the eyes and.. BAM. They did the sex.
User avatar #260 to #8 - responsibletim (07/17/2013) [-]
mr.grock stick smaller mammoth trunk in mrs.grock. little grock made. magic.
User avatar #19 to #8 - organiclead ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
The same way most great changes happen: self loathing. A single cell hated itself so much, it tried to rip itself in two. Except those two parts didn't die, they just became two more self hating cells who just kept splitting and splitting.
User avatar #12 to #8 - Furubatsu (07/17/2013) [-]
Well clearly God wrote instructions.
User avatar #15 to #12 - demandsgayversion (07/17/2013) [-]
I just imagine a giant bearded man holding a man and woman in each hand and just pushing them together "kiss kiss"
#351 to #15 - matttboy (07/17/2013) [-]
I like to think it went more like this.
I like to think it went more like this.
#29 to #12 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
I'd be more willing to bet that some guy was just like "PENIS GOOD TIME NOW!" and ran at some unsuspecting female of his species
#147 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/17/2013) [-]
finally someone made fun of these hahaha!
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